Devil Advisory: Fatal for God

by **Lucifer** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:25 pm

This is to inform all those interested that a certain God who is not named akhilis2cool is hereby advised to tread cautiously for a certain temptress who he was supposed to contact with certain plans that concerned watching a movie is not very impressed by his not doing what he set out to do.

Thus, in the interest of those who still believe in him, the devil has issued this warning. It may be inferred from it is that the devil is in fact looking forward to the errant contacting the person concerned for he is very interested in knowing whether the defaulter got flogged or skinned.

PS: Should the errant not respond in the next 24 hours, it may be presumed that he is dead.

by **Wisecrack** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:50 pm

San?Labelle?Betty?

by **Lucifer** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:53 pm

Are these the only women you think CAD talks to, Wisey? But you hit the bullseye anyway. You are smart. Let's see if CAD comes out in the open with the name... Let's see if he is God enough.

by **ycr007** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:55 pm

Tcha! these gods are so irresponsible! and hazards a guess as to the identity of the scorned woman being a certain 'san'e-minded cheerful li'l lady! :twisted:

The Infidel-in-question was imparting gyaan abt something on the lines of "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" not too long ago.....how apropriate

wonder if the devil might have kept up the commitment;if he'd been the very person who had given that word!!

Will he,in true devlish spirit,dishonor the commitment and cause heartache?

or in true gentlemanly atttitude,keep his word and honor the appointment,thereby breaking his CoC ?

by **Lucifer** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 2:40 pm

Only about nine hours to deadline, and there is still no word from the God in question.

And, ycr, if you don't know jack about jack there is such a thing as keeping mum.

by **ycr007** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:11 pm

point noted.hint taken.mum's the word!

by **CtrlAltDel** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:55 pm

MUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

:twisted:

no one asks a God for an explanation...he takes care of his devotees very well and in a timely way...i dont think the lady in question would ever have a grouse against the mysterious ways of His Holiness....

by **Lucifer** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:50 pm

We will have to see what the lady in question has to say about this. But I am guessing this is not going to be good for the God.

PS: Using the 'evil' emoticon?

by **CtrlAltDel** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:21 am

Lucifer wrote:We will have to see what the lady in question has to say about this. But I am guessing this is not going to be good for the God.

thats between the Devotees and the God...

Lucifer wrote:PS: Using the 'evil' emoticon?

:twisted:

a God has grey areas too...

by **betty** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:36 am

Lucifer wrote:We will have to see what the lady in question has to say about this. But I am guessing this is not going to be good for the God.

Here's paging the lady in question....

One niggling thought....why is the devil interested?

WHere does he come in into all these??

by **Lucifer** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:53 am

The devil comes into anything he bloody well wants to come into. Unlike the Gods, he is not bound by the rules of living, whatever they might be.

PS: There is also another angle.

by **betty** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:12 pm

Lucifer wrote:
PS: There is also another angle.

The devil has now managed to make a mere mortal interested in the divine (or was it hellish) proceedings, specially because the aggrieved lady in question has not commented on the issue.

So, can the devil clarify the second angle to this triangle/polygon?

by **Lucifer** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:18 pm

No triangle/polygon. Just a very straight angle. Perhaps the lady in question would like to clarify.

by **san** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:44 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:MUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

no one asks a God for an explanation...he takes care of his devotees very well and in a timely way...i dont think the lady in question would ever have a grouse against the mysterious ways of His Holiness....

getting complacent these days, aren't we? woh tho maine mrs. cad ka chehra dekh ke chod diya. and let me tell u sat is a sat and sun is a sun - got that?

one more thing, when i say miranda, it is miranda not thumps up :twisted:

by **san** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:48 pm

waise Luci, why are you getting so worked up eh?

by **CtrlAltDel** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:02 pm

san...dis is for u...

accept it as a token of my deepest apology for delaying the inevitable....

by **san** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:04 pm

aaawww sweet! and here i was getting the whip ready

by **CtrlAltDel** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:06 pm

san wrote:aaawww sweet! and here i was getting the whip ready

wait...wait...dont throw the whip...use it anyway..... :twisted:

...i'll give u more roses....

by **Lucifer** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:34 pm

Okay. This I do not approve of. :evil:

Does not show a God in good light.

PS: And, San, you know the answer to that one.

by **rock_26iin** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:39 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
san wrote:aaawww sweet! and here i was getting the whip ready
wait...wait...dont throw the whip...use it anyway..... ...i'll give u more roses....

Me just got a new handycam

by **agonys_requiem** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:35 pm

ok. this just in... given below is the pic of wht happens to all those women lucifer chats with... why did this happen?? well its simply cuz... the sickness tht is lucifer. .jsut eats up into the minds of all those women. with his lame flirting.... pseudo retarded comments bout being evil... you knw where m goin with this... dunno why m even botherin to unveil this to the general public. but i feel its my duty... to make none of the women here ever have to end up like this.. yes ladies.. m talkin to you.. all of you...

just stare into the white empty space next to tht pic.. .and contemplate.. think... you have a choice... you knw wht to do... plz... for your future.. for a happier life... be wise...

by **CtrlAltDel** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:57 pm

Lucifer wrote:Does not show a God in good light.

ever heard the line: "jahaan hum khade hain, wahan se line shuru hoti hai..."....?

well, A God decides what is good light....

Lucifer wrote:San, you know the answer to that one.

oooh...yeeeeah...she definitely knows it...what say san?

by **san** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:25 pm

With my mind in such a state, how can I answer? What was the question btw... Why do I get the feeling I should fly back to my nest? Chotte, when's the next flight to UK?

but AR is just being sooooo cute

by **black wizard** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:32 pm

agonys_requiem wrote:ok. this just in... given below is the pic of wht happens to all those women lucifer chats with... why did this happen?? well its simply cuz... the sickness tht is lucifer. .jsut eats up into the minds of all those women. with his lame flirting.... pseudo retarded comments bout being evil... you knw where m goin with this... dunno why m even botherin to unveil this to the general public. but i feel its my duty... to make none of the women here ever have to end up like this.. yes ladies.. m talkin to you.. all of you...

just stare into the white empty space next to tht pic.. .and contemplate.. think... you have a choice... you knw wht to do... plz... for your future.. for a happier life... be wise...

I happen to agree with AR here... Lucifer, eh? Damn... that cracks us up, doesnt it AR?

This is what I have to say to you Lucifer or whatever you like to call yourself, and I will keep this short and to the point. Before calling somebody "a mean, manipulative bitch", i suggest you think of me and how clobber you... get that you f.u.c.k.i.n.g. whore? Just poves how desperate you are? Not getting enough pussy or not getting pussy at all? I bet its the latter... Again, think about wht i just said... you'll save yourself trips to the beauty parlour for covering up those bruises on your face...

by **san** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:44 pm

BWji, what the hell is going on here?

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