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by mark » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:25 pm

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.

While he was there, another customer walked in and went over to a cage at

the side of the shop and took out a monkey.

He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, ''That'll be

$5000.'' The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, ''That was a

very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did

it cost so much?''

The shopkeeper answered, ''Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast,

tight code, no bugs, well worth the money.''

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. ''That one's even more

expensive - $10,000! What does it do?''

''Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming,

Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff,'' said the

shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a

cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to

the shopkeeper, ''That one costs more than all the others put together! What

on earth does it do?''

The shopkeeper replied, ''Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but

it says it's a consultant.''
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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by CtrlAltDel » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:54 pm

ycr007 wrote:
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The Jackal wrote:Isnt Rock still in School? :? :? :?
school kids are usually good in coding!

And Gods????
Gods manage n delegate :twisted: 8)
i. e. can't code????
Gods manage n delegate :twisted: 8) :|
Yeah That i saw...but CAN they Code????
who cares? they make u code :twisted:
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings :roll:
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me :D
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by ycr007 » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:05 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
ycr007 wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:
ycr007 wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:
ycr007 wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:
The Jackal wrote:Isnt Rock still in School? :? :? :?
school kids are usually good in coding!

And Gods????
Gods manage n delegate :twisted: 8)
i. e. can't code????
Gods manage n delegate :twisted: 8) :|
Yeah That i saw...but CAN they Code????
who cares? they make u code :twisted:




O I C.......and what abt ur coding skills??? Gonna take this Challenge?
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by CtrlAltDel » Fri Feb 18, 2005 2:40 pm

ycr007 wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:
ycr007 wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:
ycr007 wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:
ycr007 wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:
The Jackal wrote:Isnt Rock still in School? :? :? :?
school kids are usually good in coding!

And Gods????
Gods manage n delegate :twisted: 8)
i. e. can't code????
Gods manage n delegate :twisted: 8) :|
Yeah That i saw...but CAN they Code????
who cares? they make u code :twisted:
O I C.......and what abt ur coding skills??? Gonna take this Challenge?
i am into QA/QC/Testing...if they want i can test the programs written by the techies! :D
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings :roll:
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me :D
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