posting some best of best sardar jokes, please contribute if you have more
Enjoy!!
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Flash news: A "two" seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Sardar goes to china to find meaning of friends last words. It is "YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
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More later!!
