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BEST ONE LINER FOR VALENTINES DAY

by enigma » Sat Feb 12, 2005 6:13 pm

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Post your one liners for Valentines day. On monday HH sir would judge the BEST ONE LINER FOR VALENTINES DAY. So lets see who wins!!!!!!!!Image
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by enigma » Sat Feb 12, 2005 6:44 pm

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"One who walks the road with love will never walk the road alone."
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by lizard king » Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:04 pm

love hides in molecular structures.
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by rock_26iin » Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:11 pm

lizard king wrote:love hides in molecular structures.




:lol: :lol: :lol:



"Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around"
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by satishgoda » Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:33 pm

love is a whack.
Murphy's Law
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant

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by Ar!e$ » Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:41 pm

"Love in the heart wasn't put there to stay, love isn't love 'til it's given away!"
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by Sharjeel » Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:23 pm

Ar!e$ wrote:"Love in the heart wasn't put there to stay, love isn't love 'til it's given away!"
:shock: Thats actually a very good one.



Here be mine:

To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse.
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by Ar!e$ » Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:31 pm

Sharjeel wrote:
Ar!e$ wrote:"Love in the heart wasn't put there to stay, love isn't love 'til it's given away!"
:shock: Thats actually a very good one.

Here be mine:
To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse.






u actually liked sumthing posted by me :shock:
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by LR » Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:05 pm

The words will never show, the you I've come to know.[/img]
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by mark » Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:43 pm

you're a black hole, you destroy everything in your path but i'm gravationally attracted to you.
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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by rock_26iin » Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:45 pm

Since I believe simplicity is beauty, I guess the best one-liner for V-day would be "I love you."
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by mark » Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:56 pm

rock_26iin wrote:Since I believe simplicity is beauty, I guess the best one-liner for V-day would be "I love you."






ya could simplify it even more and just say "You". she/he might not get it though
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by Jaan » Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:26 pm

I told my boo one day, "I love you till infinity plus one." I am such a nerd! :lol:



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by mark » Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:31 pm

once i got the impression the entire bar i was in was a fish tank, and everybody in it was a herring, cod, or haddok ( i was under the influence of a coupla things)



I kept telling my ex (she was asian(and probably still is actually)) that she ws a tropical fish in a tank full of cod.
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by lizard king » Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:32 pm

Jaan wrote:I told my boo one day, "I love you till infinity plus one." I am such a nerd! :lol:

Jaan


na i dont think u are a nerd, well atleast not from this statement

i think u are just in a phase called 'off-reality' often called illusion
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by agonys_requiem » Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:50 pm

this aint a one liner.. so... blow me... but... you could pretty much say it without breakin it up... and makin it sound like someones eulogy....



"There is something painful in the first spring bud of life, it tears at the insides and claws at the doors of tenderness that riseth in black forms from an obsolete graveyard"



now..... since thts pretty much the birth of love..... find me a chick who will fall for tht.. and ill show you a happy ar.... mother dead promise
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by Jaan » Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:52 pm

lizard king wrote:
Jaan wrote:I told my boo one day, "I love you till infinity plus one." I am such a nerd! :lol:

Jaan

na i dont think u are a nerd, well atleast not from this statement
i think u are just in a phase called 'off-reality' often called illusion




aw, you so sweet! thanks

*bats eyelashes that you find annoying* :lol:

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by lizard » Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:57 pm

Jaan wrote:
lizard king wrote:
Jaan wrote:I told my boo one day, "I love you till infinity plus one." I am such a nerd! :lol:

Jaan

na i dont think u are a nerd, well atleast not from this statement
i think u are just in a phase called 'off-reality' often called illusion


aw, you so sweet! thanks
*bats eyelashes that you find annoying* :lol:
Jaan


hey not those eye lashes again Jaan, if u bat them once again, i definitely end up spending the rest of my life lost void between those lashes.
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by mark » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:01 am

lizard wrote:
Jaan wrote:
lizard king wrote:
Jaan wrote:I told my boo one day, "I love you till infinity plus one." I am such a nerd! :lol:

Jaan

na i dont think u are a nerd, well atleast not from this statement
i think u are just in a phase called 'off-reality' often called illusion


aw, you so sweet! thanks
*bats eyelashes that you find annoying* :lol:
Jaan

hey not those eye lashes again Jaan, if u bat them once again, i definitely end up spending the rest of my life lost void between those lashes.








we can't stop here! this is bat country!!
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by rock_26iin » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:03 am

mark wrote:
lizard wrote:
Jaan wrote:
lizard king wrote:
Jaan wrote:I told my boo one day, "I love you till infinity plus one." I am such a nerd! :lol:

Jaan

na i dont think u are a nerd, well atleast not from this statement
i think u are just in a phase called 'off-reality' often called illusion


aw, you so sweet! thanks
*bats eyelashes that you find annoying* :lol:
Jaan

hey not those eye lashes again Jaan, if u bat them once again, i definitely end up spending the rest of my life lost void between those lashes.




we can't stop here! this is bat country!!




BAT AWAY THEN!!
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by mark » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:12 am

rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
lizard wrote:
Jaan wrote:
lizard king wrote:
Jaan wrote:I told my boo one day, "I love you till infinity plus one." I am such a nerd! :lol:

Jaan

na i dont think u are a nerd, well atleast not from this statement
i think u are just in a phase called 'off-reality' often called illusion


aw, you so sweet! thanks
*bats eyelashes that you find annoying* :lol:
Jaan

hey not those eye lashes again Jaan, if u bat them once again, i definitely end up spending the rest of my life lost void between those lashes.




we can't stop here! this is bat country!!


BAT AWAY THEN!!






your a goddamn narcotics agent!!
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by rock_26iin » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:14 am

mark wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
lizard wrote:
Jaan wrote:
lizard king wrote:
Jaan wrote:I told my boo one day, "I love you till infinity plus one." I am such a nerd! :lol:

Jaan

na i dont think u are a nerd, well atleast not from this statement
i think u are just in a phase called 'off-reality' often called illusion


aw, you so sweet! thanks
*bats eyelashes that you find annoying* :lol:
Jaan

hey not those eye lashes again Jaan, if u bat them once again, i definitely end up spending the rest of my life lost void between those lashes.




we can't stop here! this is bat country!!


BAT AWAY THEN!!



your a goddamn narcotics agent!!




I'm not an agent, im an addict, if u want a narcotic (not the agent), you may have one



I have no clue what I have just typed coz i am drool-proof testing my keyboard :roll:
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by mark » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:17 am

rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
lizard wrote:
Jaan wrote:
lizard king wrote:
Jaan wrote:I told my boo one day, "I love you till infinity plus one." I am such a nerd! :lol:

Jaan

na i dont think u are a nerd, well atleast not from this statement
i think u are just in a phase called 'off-reality' often called illusion


aw, you so sweet! thanks
*bats eyelashes that you find annoying* :lol:
Jaan

hey not those eye lashes again Jaan, if u bat them once again, i definitely end up spending the rest of my life lost void between those lashes.




we can't stop here! this is bat country!!


BAT AWAY THEN!!



your a goddamn narcotics agent!!


I'm not an agent, im an addict, if u want a narcotic (not the agent), you may have one

I have no clue what I have just typed coz i am drool-proof testing my keyboard :roll:








me too! mine is quite drool proof.
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by lizard king » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:20 am

mark wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
lizard wrote:
Jaan wrote:
lizard king wrote:
Jaan wrote:I told my boo one day, "I love you till infinity plus one." I am such a nerd! :lol:

Jaan

na i dont think u are a nerd, well atleast not from this statement
i think u are just in a phase called 'off-reality' often called illusion


aw, you so sweet! thanks
*bats eyelashes that you find annoying* :lol:
Jaan

hey not those eye lashes again Jaan, if u bat them once again, i definitely end up spending the rest of my life lost void between those lashes.




we can't stop here! this is bat country!!


BAT AWAY THEN!!



your a goddamn narcotics agent!!


I'm not an agent, im an addict, if u want a narcotic (not the agent), you may have one

I have no clue what I have just typed coz i am drool-proof testing my keyboard :roll:




me too! mine is quite drool proof.


u 2 little pieces of narcotic shit, why are the both of yous bent on ruining my budding romance
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by rock_26iin » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:23 am

lizard king wrote:
mark wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
mark wrote:
lizard wrote:
Jaan wrote:
lizard king wrote:
Jaan wrote:I told my boo one day, "I love you till infinity plus one." I am such a nerd! :lol:

Jaan

na i dont think u are a nerd, well atleast not from this statement
i think u are just in a phase called 'off-reality' often called illusion


aw, you so sweet! thanks
*bats eyelashes that you find annoying* :lol:
Jaan

hey not those eye lashes again Jaan, if u bat them once again, i definitely end up spending the rest of my life lost void between those lashes.




we can't stop here! this is bat country!!


BAT AWAY THEN!!



your a goddamn narcotics agent!!


I'm not an agent, im an addict, if u want a narcotic (not the agent), you may have one

I have no clue what I have just typed coz i am drool-proof testing my keyboard :roll:




me too! mine is quite drool proof.

u 2 little pieces of narcotic shit, why are the both of yous bent on ruining my budding romance




Could you run that by me again. Damn these narcotics! Long live narcotics! Huh?!?!
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