Night Of the Living Dead

[azazel]

excerpts of a thought-provoking conversation between the Deranged one n the Goat:

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AR: ma brother in perverse suffering!!!! where art thou bitch??



AZ: aaah.. me's been wallowing in the loveless lonely night..whts on the menu my retarted maggot?



AR: did thee bid christ goodbye??? sing a song for your demons??



AZ: ate my demons, gulped them down with pus



AR: the menu looks bleak today bruda....... some shredded skin with turds as toppings



AZ: aaaah.. just the dessert i was hoping for.. bring it on, whrz the rest of the human race? dun temme u got to them b4 i did..



AR: your recipe for preserving the gentilia i had collected from my last trip, doesnt seem to be working man...... the sac keeps rotting...



AZ: u must've forgotten to add some preservative.. told ya to freeze em



AR: damn faggoty humans!!!!!!! pounded into dust them miserable lil wretches!!!!!!! should mumify them in barbed wire....



AZ: needed some specimen to try my new method of torture man.. 1st i make lacerations on the human body.. then..pour concentrated Nitric acid in the wounds..



AR: how am i supposed to freeze em exhalted one??? my icebox has been laid up with them spleens that i sliced the other day after my visit to that childrens hospital..

[azazel]

u thot it was over?? here's some more:




AZ: u could've borrowed my containers.. but then again, whr'd i keep em torso's

AR: ahhh.. the acid approach!!! good good... like..really like.... we can slice them with blades where their joints meet... the ripping of flesh is so exquisite!!!! aarrrgghhhh

AZ: u cant imagine the fun ive been having.. this one insolent bug screamed so much, had to smash his layrnx..

AR: thought you were over your obsession with them torsos...... didnt i teach you nothing on our trup to the cancer ward??? didnt you see how the flesh had melted?? we dont crave for that man... we dont.. not anymore...

AZ: the sound of mumbled screeches is epiphany to my ears..a nice juicy torso is essential for random feasting brudda.. esp. if its laced wit sores

AR: i dont think nothing compares with the joy of the mutilations of the ones we love most.. like the hers in our lives that cut us deep .... deep enough to lick our bones...

AZ: them bitches man, defenestration never seemed that exciting.. act of pure love..the defiling of the corpse is just the start, now defecating on the head is pure pleasure

[azazel]

[b]

AR: yes... smash her through the window and splatter you both to hell!!!! hear the sweet crunch of bones..the smell of ripe blood.. of virginal blood.. orgasm through torture!!!



AZ: ran outta em jars to put their heads in, blunt force trauma makes em a lil difficult to handle.. last one i bent backwards n her spine broke, the krakkk needed to be heard to be experienced.. had to get another coupla bitches for a repeat performance



AR: ahhhh.. how could i forget the act of passing out that which we call food...only to have it breath death on one alread gone...



AZ: ever tried making new holes in the flesh? the pleasure is unimaginable when u poke



AR: dammit man... you did that spine shattering thing without me.. again.... i let you in on when i do the anal lobotomy... dont i???



AZ: it was an accident the first time, now tht the technique's perfected, u can try as well.. hows the last victim from the lobotomy? package n send her to me.. have my meat-hooks ready for some more experimentation



AR: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt .... dare not thee speak of poking... brings tears to my soiled eyes in memory of a fellow gore monger now departed.... meat hook sodomy?? *shudders in paralytic ecstacy*



AZ: cry not my bruddaa.. ive been mourning beloveth too.. lets put an end to our suffering, make them living things suffer, to their last gasp of air



AR: amen to that my cloven one...amen to that..... i think some meticulous invagination is in order??? what say??



AZ: frantic disembowelment in progress.. muaaaahahahahaha.. screeam bitch skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem.. kill em all.. let God sort 'em out!

[azazel]

goddammit, excuse for the bold print missing.. attributable to the sickness


AR: aaaaarrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....pierced from within!!!!!!!!!! slowly they rot!!!!!!

AZ: where art thou? not when we're out defiling decency..aaah, was gettin impatient.. have my tools of the trade with me.. the need to lacerate is pver-powering..dun u dare venture back whr u surfaced from, not when i have hung 'em bodies to bleed..blood is everywhere.. u can lick it all up!

AR: noooooooooooooo.. if they bleed i must drink of their pain and their sweet taster of copper..for fresh blood tastes of nothing else... m baackkk!!!

AZ: aaah.. have yer fill before i begin my savage butchery..thers nothin like passing out on viscera.. am drowning in it NOW

AR: the thickness of it gets you first... liquid fire as it flows down your throat.... lights up your insides... and nothing to beat it if you can come at the same time inside a corpse...



at this point MM happened to take a peek




Mayavi: Psychos



end of interruption




AR: yo m2!! what up ma man??

AZ: hafta try that, evisceration of the intestines is fun tho.. esp. with the bitch alive.. [to MM]get out b4 i put a hatchet to ur head..

AR: yup.. if they be alive we get the full benefit of their bloodcurdling screams... they can even spray blood if you severe the right arteries... its an acquired art.. as you know..

AZ: im totally covered in it.. needed a bath badly.. feel totally refreshed

[azazel]

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AR: hope you cleaned out all the nooks and crannies.. blood sticks in the weirdest places.... you can always lick it off though.... works best with babies though



AZ: the cadavers are lying cut-open ..the reek of putrefaction is making my lust grow.. babies? hate the noise they make, aborting them in the advanced stage is it for me



AR: was rummaging through me chest of ribs.. came across these sphincter expanders... lovely lil things... thinking of taking them to the general public of hyderabad... need help though..



AZ: embryonic necropsy n devourment.. deliche



AR: talkin of abortion..... lunch didnt sit well iwth me..... should let the dying fetus be i think... too rubbery..



AZ: neednt shout for my help brudda.. theres lotsa holes out there who deserve to be expanded without mercy. u should cut out the developed organs, helps



AR: can think of a few right now..... can expound on our theory of anal blasting there...bah...aint time for being selective when eating from a live victim.... you just eat away..



AZ: sniff this infected mass of virulency first.. new technique of solvent abuse..u can always regurgitate on em bitches.. added flavour for the feast



AR: smells too tender... you sure its gone through the right amount of decay???



AZ: lemme add a cadaver im using to incubate them parasites .. that'll get stronger, also makes it easier for the crepitating bowel erosion



AR: a little vomit with some helpings of last weeks fried chicken can really spice things up a bit.. add that menstural blood for some seasoning



AZ: fried chicken? u should've lemme knw if u ran out of food! ive been having foetuses laced with suppurated fluids. n gimme back my genital grinder, tired of those blunt-force castrations.. have to save time



AR: dammit... what can i say man... im goin a lil weak.... what with no more blood tranfusions... even my intake of bile fluid has fallen since my last cycle..ahh.. tired of smashing them scrotrum sacs kya??? i know.. can get rather boring after a while... i mean how many squishes and screams can you take before you fall asleep?



AZ: what u need is a dosage of lavaged virgins, that outto keep u goin before i present u the feast of detruncated corpses..more than the scrotum sacs, its the painful screaming which got boring..



AR: promises man... promises..thats all i ever get from you.... where in the hell is ma supply of this weeks collapsed lungs??? i wanted them decayed and infected.... where are they??!!



AZ: exprimentations with flame-throwers on the naked skin didnt seem to work as i had thought, so skinned em n boy was it orgasmic



AR: dont know man.. after a while.. the screams go unheard.... its just the echoes that linger... rather painful that..



AZ: damnit, must've have em stored somewhere in my crypt, my maggot colony is over-flowing u see ..

[azazel]

AR: skinned the boy or his sister?? its relative man... you know that..

AZ: dun remember, they all look the same after uve castrated, its just ruptured remnants..

AR: my sarcophagus beckons o wretched one.. i shall bid thee farewell... till the next time.. allah haafiz...

AZ: thought u were gonna wait till the molestation.. anyway.. we shall conquer, soon



ahem.. in the general interest of the FH junta, lemme say that we've been certified insane by most psychologists.. take care maggots

[Alexis]

Az, I didnt read any of the above........but can you explain the matter in a nutshell?

[asli_badmash]

Az, I didnt read any of the above........but can you explain the matter in a nutshell?

In a NUTSHELL.. NECROTALK.



My Views : Kids wanting to sound cool... been there done that.

[agonys_requiem]

Az, I didnt read any of the above........but can you explain the matter in a nutshell?

In a NUTSHELL.. NECROTALK.

My Views : Kids wanting to sound cool... been there done that.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... run fer the hills AZ!!!!!!!! its gramps!!!!!! and he's gonna come across our arses with an ash plant!!!!!! and holy mother of gaaawwwdd!!!!! he has a frekkin opinion!!!!! aila!!! the end is near fer us brudda......

time to return to the woods...... shall come back when gramps here kicks the bucket......

[asli_badmash]

Az, I didnt read any of the above........but can you explain the matter in a nutshell?

In a NUTSHELL.. NECROTALK.

My Views : Kids wanting to sound cool... been there done that.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... run fer the hills AZ!!!!!!!! its gramps!!!!!! and he's gonna come across our arses with an ash plant!!!!!! and holy mother of gaaawwwdd!!!!! he has a frekkin opinion!!!!! aila!!! the end is near fer us brudda......
time to return to the woods...... shall come back when gramps here kicks the bucket......

Thats some good sh1t...



Yeah run for it you Necro-freaks... run for the hill and when you do come back get JILL back with ya. Jack has been up the hill many times. I think Jill needs a break.

[azazel]

Az, I didnt read any of the above........but can you explain the matter in a nutshell?

we thought the SiO was gettin borin, so did our bit for upliftment.. must say, some fun was had

this for all those who werent there

[azazel]

me partner in the house of necropsy n devourment is quite creative u see.

Yeah run for it you Necro-freaks... run for the hill and when you do come back get JILL back with ya. Jack has been up the hill many times. I think Jill needs a break.

bhaaag AR bhaaag, Jill is waiting for ya .. muaaaahahahaha



but, didnt we dissect her last time so many bodies, so lil' time

[Sharjeel]

Totally Horrible! Just the way I like it . Keep at it u2.



But light on the necro-whatever. Think you two can light it up without resorting to such thingies. You 2 really did spice up SiO. Bet Cannibal Corpse or AiC can make a song out of it.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... run fer the hills AZ!!!!!!!! its gramps!!!!!! and he's gonna come across our arses with an ash plant!!!!!! and holy mother of gaaawwwdd!!!!! he has a frekkin opinion!!!!! aila!!! the end is near fer us brudda......
time to return to the woods...... shall come back when gramps here kicks the bucket......

Hey! I am the Grampa around here. Don't ye be forgetting that. I'd be smacking you in yer fagotty head if I didnt fear ye so much....

[azazel]

You 2 really did spice up SiO. Bet Cannibal Corpse or AiC can make a song out of it.

ty, we appreciate ur blessings gramps. CC to theek hai, who be AiC?

on a side-note, i promise to preserve ur viscera for the interest shown.

[Sharjeel]

Alice in Chains (shud that have been AIC?). neway, they be much better at lyrics.

on a side-note, i promise to preserve ur viscera for the interest shown.

Thanks, but have no use for them meself.

[azazel]

Alice in Chains (shud that have been AIC?). neway, they be much better at lyrics.

since when did AIC need such lyrics. didnt think u meant them for the exact reason.

[Sharjeel]

Alice in Chains (shud that have been AIC?). neway, they be much better at lyrics.

since when did AIC need such lyrics. didnt think u meant them for the exact reason.

My Bad...

Mixed up AIC with a band whose name I still cannot recall.

[azazel]

My Bad...Mixed up AIC with a band whose name I still cannot recall.

*phew*



its always the memory tht goes first.. could use ur brain for some experiments ive planned

[agonys_requiem]

The deranged one is back.... and seeks the company of his fellow necromongers.... come out come out where ever ye are......



i wait.....

[~akidna~]

me partner in the house of necropsy n devourment is quite creative u see.

Yeah run for it you Necro-freaks... run for the hill and when you do come back get JILL back with ya. Jack has been up the hill many times. I think Jill needs a break.

bhaaag AR bhaaag, Jill is waiting for ya .. muaaaahahahaha

but, didnt we dissect her last time so many bodies, so lil' time

he he he

[CtrlAltDel]

*settles comfortably in armchair, waiting for da gore-fest to start...*

[CtrlAltDel]

me partner in the house of necropsy n devourment is quite creative u see.

Yeah run for it you Necro-freaks... run for the hill and when you do come back get JILL back with ya. Jack has been up the hill many times. I think Jill needs a break.

bhaaag AR bhaaag, Jill is waiting for ya .. muaaaahahahaha

but, didnt we dissect her last time so many bodies, so lil' time

he he he

...and that ^^^ akidna, is Azazel...

[~akidna~]

me partner in the house of necropsy n devourment is quite creative u see.

Yeah run for it you Necro-freaks... run for the hill and when you do come back get JILL back with ya. Jack has been up the hill many times. I think Jill needs a break.

bhaaag AR bhaaag, Jill is waiting for ya .. muaaaahahahaha

but, didnt we dissect her last time so many bodies, so lil' time

he he he

...and that ^^^ akidna, is Azazel...

hez funny .



.waitin to read next conv

[agonys_requiem]

Since we are generally misunderstood, az and me, would like to make it very clear here... we are made of sugar and spice... and everthing nice... ..... and akidna.... here you go baby.....







azazel : *calling the beast from the netherlands*



azazel : my brudda in mayhem.. ARISE!



agonys_requiem : aaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh



azazel : i see we've been hiberbating for far too long..



azazel : time to bring out the corpses, lay 'em down n dissect every rotten organ



agonys_requiem : yes indeed..... the decay has been gradual... and not quite the way we like it...



agonys_requiem : ahhh... you throw me into spasms of delight brother..... where do we begin?? say.. the head?



azazel : the slime's not tht thick nemore, gotto find a better agent



azazel : the head, oh yes, the head.. allow me make the first incision.. *hammers the skull in with the sledge* oops



agonys_requiem : dammit man.... how many times do i have to tell you?? we dont hammer away.... we gotta chisel out our areas of entry....



azazel : they've become too brittle, a light touch results in powedery remnants.. no use, no brains to chop either



azazel : dammmnit *hands a fresh skull to AR* u try



agonys_requiem : we gotta pickle the encephalon brother... its no use to us otherwise...



agonys_requiem : na... not in the mood no more... you know how it goes...... whatd you do with the tongue man?



azazel : yea, been away for far too long brudda.. who'd u have for dinner?



agonys_requiem : har har har.. had this lil boy who lives next door.... ahh.. sweet lil thing just turned 4 the other day.. and i can tell you..... did the meat taste ever soo good!!! sigh...



agonys_requiem : ahhh..... you gotta love the tongue man.... just something sooo....... provocative bout it.... messy when the rippins been done with the person still attached to it.. har har har



azazel : 4 year old, eh? whatever happened to the fetuses??? they're the best i tell ya *sigh*



azazel : yeaaa, the stoopid bastard was tryin to figure out whts going on when i ripped it off, the sound of his screams dying in his throat were unbelievable



agonys_requiem : dont you just looooovvveee the way blood seems to gurgle, when they try to breathe?? just the most exquiste sound of air and blood mixing.. sighhh..... goddamn foetus man... im tellin ya... pregnant women aint that liberal with their unborns anymore.



azazel : just the sight of blood coagulating in the neck was pure blissssssss...





azazel : the sonofabitch just choked n stiffened



agonys_requiem : temme bout it.... dammnnn... so anyway.. the lil shit kept squirming the whole time.. and i was like.. hold still you lil turd!! and thats when i made the oh so sweet sound of slicing the throat...



azazel : i cut him up into pieces n had them stored for a night of defiling like this..



azazel : aaaaaah.. how i miss tht, did he cry? i mean, did it really squeaaaaal?? i love tht.. damn, need to find me some fresh young buggers



agonys_requiem : yup... there was that little squeal. but then the gurgling took over.. ahhh.... almost orgasmic ma man..... im sure a lil stroll in some park will provide you with the fresh meat



azazel : im gonna be dropping by some tom. need to rejuvenate my hunger.. these stages of hibernation are clawing out my vision



azazel : nuthin like a fresh infant soup with my fav cocktail - blood, pus n gastric juice.. hell shall be reached..



agonys_requiem : yup.. happens all the time.. i do have some stored up spincter meat if you want.. its a lil green.. but still smells nice...



azazel : n where be the maggots of this shithole??



agonys_requiem : ahh.. now you are goin into the lil intricacies of what makes soup so special for the damned like us..



azazel : bring it on, my hunger pangs grow as i smell the decay more n more.. the virulence of it all pleases me



agonys_requiem : sorry... had to coat the maggots with some cysts... you know.. something to eat while i watched my prodigy work on this woman with a chainsaw



azazel : chainsaw.. the word brings a smile on ma wretched face.. lemme chk whr my trusty ol pal is





azazel : who be this prodigy? consumable?



agonys_requiem : ahh yes.. the good ol days.... those rustic lil towns. their sad lil ppl.. till we came along...... and introduced them to our mean lil carving machines.... the sound of pain.. the smell of blood..the sight of decay.. arrrgghhh



azazel : last time i took one under ma wing, couldnt resist not chopping her up.. the fat on her ass was just too much of a bother



agonys_requiem : he should be... im fattenin im up... bring your daughter to the slaughter... just that he aint ma daughter.. but slaughtered hes gonna be!!



agonys_requiem : grrrr... fat asses.... so much meat.... and soo very delectable



azazel : the warts on her body, the smell of the vaginal juices, the stench of coagulated menstrual blood.. hehehe





azazel : the villages have long been run dry, its time we give our trusted chainsaws some well deserved exercise, the sight of body parts lying everywhere is what i need



agonys_requiem : ahh yes.. how can we forget that which flows to make space for that which houses birth... ahhh...... if one was not to drink that, what would one know of ones creation?



agonys_requiem : a lil carving on the side eh? sounds tempting enough.... but you know... if we get what we desire, it just sorta kills the whole thing.. figuratively and literally speaking.. more fun to chase em round..



azazel : it flows n gives space but then we come n take wht fills tht space.. so soft n delicious





azazel : for now, im gonna get back to my bag of bones n skullful of maggots



azazel : not too good to regurgitate everything all at once, shall do so at my leisure n be sure to invite thee



agonys_requiem : ahhh... yes...... there are more coarser ways of saying that.. but then we are rather eloquent bout such matters..



azazel : just give all the FHians a bag of pure vomit along with the remnants of the infants as a gift



agonys_requiem : very well then...... shall wait with sighs of anticipations.. in view of the dementia that only we can bring.... comes with the territory i guess



azazel : embryonic necropsy n devourment awaits me.. i bid thee farewell my brudda.. collect them infants n the blood of the virgins



agonys_requiem : that i shall do... and let the non-believers know... we are the begining of all things to end..



azazel : we shall inherit the earth along with the corpses of the meek... Stay Sick

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wah wah wah wah...



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keep it up! i hope thats only the beginning! if only Giftie was around too...sighhh..