Height of.............

by ZC » Fri May 07, 2004 2:40 pm

Height of pessimism:

SUN SETS IN THE WEST

AND

DARKNESS RISES IN THE EAST

:roll:

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Fri May 07, 2004 2:45 pm

there are a billion of height of jokes that i know but if i post them here it wud read as:

What is the height of ........?

A blah blah blah $%^*&#$%% doing a #$$%^^$@

:lol:

by **Lucifer** » Fri May 07, 2004 2:59 pm

gg2m, your post infested with dots and unmentionable characters has caused me to lose over thirty minutes of valuable time - that time which I could have used for some constructive work, not that attempitng to decipher your post was anything but constructive. Still at it...

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Fri May 07, 2004 3:14 pm

hey luci (took the liberty of calling u that - can see u heading towards me gritting and fuming)

the post here is just how general height of jokes go... no particular one...

so get back to ur constructive work and thank me for saving u the next 30 minutes that u wud have 'still been at it' :lol:

by **Lucifer** » Fri May 07, 2004 3:18 pm

gg2m, thanks for saving 30 min of my life. Wonder what I would have done without that - may be missed out on a couple of joints of grass. And, nope, don't really mind the Luci thing. But, to others: I AM NOT THAT DOG, OOPS BITCH!

by **azazel** » Fri May 07, 2004 6:56 pm

here's one, Height of deparation:

One armed man hanging over a cliff, wanting to scratch his balls :roll:

n giftie, how could me n lucifer be related?? just askin coz ur super-sleuth + muah partner too.. :twisted:

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri May 07, 2004 7:53 pm

Heights of Laziness

Shitting by the seashore and waiting for the waves to wash yr ass

(Asli, plz note: this is one more method i can recommend u!)

Heights of Confusion

2 earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles

by **Happy Hyderabadi** » Fri May 07, 2004 8:06 pm

Heights Vs Depths

Scale the Heights of Happiness ...!

Why Plumb the Depths of Desperation / Deprivation? :cry:

by **Habitual Perfectionist** » Fri May 07, 2004 8:16 pm

Here are a few heights :

-->Height of Laziness (this one can beat the previous one hands down)

--------Adoption

-->Height of Darkness

--------Two negroes making love in a coalmine

-->Height of Patriotism

--------Khadi Condoms

-->Height of Competition

--------A man peeing in front of Niagra Falls

-->Height of Heights

--------A sherpa crapping on the summit of Everest to increase its height

And now the best one

-->Height of Hitler

--------I'll leave this one for the rest of the members to deduce

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri May 07, 2004 8:24 pm

Height of Miserliness --> washing and reusing a condom...

(an old one) Height of Noise --> 2 skeletons having sex on a tin roof

Height of Hope --> Girl lying down under a banana tree, hoping for a banana to fall in

Height of Coincidence --> The banana falling in!

by **Saf** » Fri May 07, 2004 10:06 pm

Heights of Humbleness:

Sam: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I comfortable seated.

Lilly: So what do you do?

Sam: I close my eyes.

Heights of Santa Singh's intelligence:

Banta and Santa were walking outside

When the Santa said "Oh, look at the dead bird".

Banta looked skyward and said "Where, where?".

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Sat May 08, 2004 1:34 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:Heights of Laziness

Shitting by the seashore and waiting for the waves to wash yr ass

(Asli, plz note: this is one more method i can recommend u!)

Recently I heard from someone that ancient chinese used to do that. Take water in a bowl and shake it till it forms a fountain kinda thing at the center and then keep it under ass

till its clean.

MEMS people are now trying to use this concept to make a device :idea:

dunno the application though.

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Sat May 08, 2004 10:12 am

azazel wrote:n giftie, how could me n lucifer be related?? just askin coz ur super-sleuth + muah partner too..

Cos u took as long as lucifer did to decipher that post infested with dots and unmentionable characters, and then read further and realized it meant nothing!!???

Shot in the dark!!

by **azazel** » Sat May 08, 2004 10:20 am

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:Cos u took as long as lucifer did to decipher that post infested with dots and unmentionable characters, and then read further and realized it meant nothing!!???

Shot in the dark!!

missed the point by a long shot.. :shock:

i meant me being Azazel n him being Lucifer .. is he my uncle or somethin?

now, Ms.Super-sleuth.. work on that plz :twisted:

by **CtrlAltDel** » Sat May 08, 2004 5:05 pm

azazel wrote:here's one, Height of deparation:

One armed man hanging over a cliff, wanting to scratch his balls

'nother Height of Desperation:

When a lonely man masters yoga just so he can give himself a blow job :lol:

by **azazel** » Sat May 08, 2004 8:09 pm

Height of Contradiction : Smart Sardarji :roll:

by BM » Sat May 08, 2004 8:21 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:Heights of Laziness

Shitting by the seashore and waiting for the waves to wash yr ass

by **CtrlAltDel** » Sun May 09, 2004 11:24 am

BM wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:Heights of Laziness
Shitting by the seashore and waiting for the waves to wash yr ass

Heights of Desparation:

Posting smilies to become Deity fast :lol:

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Sun May 09, 2004 12:50 pm

by BM » Sun May 09, 2004 1:24 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
BM wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:Heights of Laziness
Shitting by the seashore and waiting for the waves to wash yr ass

Heights of Desparation:
Posting smilies to become Deity fast

by BM » Sun May 09, 2004 1:25 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote::lol:

by **azazel** » Sun May 09, 2004 1:37 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:Posting smilies

could also be the Height of Laziness ..

by **CtrlAltDel** » Mon May 10, 2004 10:23 am

another Height of Laziness:

A man making love to a girl in a train, by lying on top of her n waiting for the train to rock him... :lol:

by **azazel** » Mon May 10, 2004 1:14 pm

height of stupidity --> Tall sardarji

by **popesmokesdope** » Mon May 10, 2004 2:38 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:Heights of Confusion

2 earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles

I am sorry to burst your bubble, bubba... but aren't earthworms hermaphrodites?

b t w, are these worms red?

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