Sidhu-isms

[azazel]

Some of the Collection of Siddhu's Famous Quotes :

1.That ball went so high it could have got an air

hostess down with it.

2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for

India, but it's that of an incoming train which will

run them over.

3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you

when you are bald.

4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid

for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was

runout in the third test against the West Indies at

Barbados.

"Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the

rope."

5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi

meter.

6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more

than what they hide.

7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way

they will turn!

8. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a

lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me

tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird

in the whole world which does not have wings!

10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the

Indians are in the sea.

12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a

haystack.

13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a

topless bar!

15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of

the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one

falls and everything else falls!

16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss

without a Squeeze.

17. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the

eggs.

18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a

goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to

Manchester United.

19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the

first two bites too.

20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never

expect to score a six.

21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the

third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT'

in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T. "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own

buttocks with his two hands."

22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a

puncture or two.

24. You got to choose between tightening your belt

or losing your pants.

25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.

26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher

forflaming youth.

27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a

hard-boiled egg.

28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking

competition.

29. The third umpires should be changed as often as

nappies and for the same reason.

30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa

[azazel]

is this guy funny or what...

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just heard two more gems:



"Troubles are like Babies, more u nurse them, the faster they grow"



"Pakistanies are beginning to Believe their Doubts & Doubt their Beliefs"