Flying squad

by **CHUNNUMAAMU** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 1:45 am

Kaiku miyaan tum logaan Hyderabaad ki izzath nikaalre. Hamaare Chandrababu phailaarein Hyderabad ka naamaur idher dekhe to tum logaan bekaar ki guftaguuuuuu mein time pas karrein. Zaraaa achhebaateiaaan bhi karo,zindagi kidhar ku jaari maloom hai tumku. Laund panna chodmiyaan.

by » Sun Oct 19, 2003 1:50 am

Mamujaan salaamalaikum. Maami aur sab achhe hain naa.

by **udangchuu** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 1:55 am

Salaam maamujaan!

by **tirpat bhanja** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 8:18 pm

How maamu saheech bolay tum. Unay bilkul farishta hai dekho, bhot acchhey acchhey kaaman karra jaib may aik paisa bi nahin dallera dekho. Hum logaanich howlay hai.

by **Kulcha Hyderabadi** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 11:15 pm

Maampasha... phir bolo na acchay acchay bataan. Kon to bhi roka tumna ku!!! Bhot khushi huvee tumna idhar dekh ko, gaon mein sab theek hai na? Apney dhan madiyan mein paani aara yah phir plotting karko bech daalney ka irada hai? Babu ke raj mein ab yaich hone wala hai pasha. Sab kisaana apney apney dhan madiyan bech ko shaher ki taraf aarain! Kyoon ke sara development ab shaher meinch ho ra na pasha!

by **chunnumaamu** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 4:44 pm

Tirpatte, tu naam badalle re, trere baataan bhi waisaech nikalre. Logon ko kain bhi sukoon nahi hai dekho. Koi kuch karra to bhi dekhnahin sakte. Agar kuch achcha kaam karrke thode bhoth jeb mein daalle raa to apan kaiku pareshaan hona, bolo tum. Dekho apne Hyderabad kaisa achcha chamkaaraa, lighton ka code bhi dearrain kate. Aur thode dina hua to apna Hyderabad bahuth accha hajjaata naa. Magar vasaich puraane shaher ko bhi badlaa to achcha hain nai.
 
 
Magar bhanje puraane shaher ke logaan bhi badalna nai, sai bole to city ke logaan dartain old city kaa naam liye to. Finance bhi nain dete, maalum tere ku, credit card bhi nain dete vaanka address hai to.

by **CHUNNUMAAMU** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 5:03 pm

KULCHEE, teraaaaa nam sunko nhaaaari kulcha yaad aaaara pashaaaa. Phele ke dino main nhaari kiuulcha khaako logaaaan saheth mand thee naaa pashaaaa. Ab dekho ujaaad do do din ku potte bukhaaar se padhtain, ammavaaa nai nasal ke, potton ku pate mein se nikaltae dawaayaaan pilaa pilaaako badhe karreain, aur nasal naajuk hojaare na. Sai bolru naaa. Main to sab logon kuuu boltun nhaaari kulchaaaaa khao.

by **Kulcha Hyderabadi** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:07 am

Aaj kal ke potton ko ch\'hodo maampasha. Kab aarain bolo, bahatreen komat kuntey ka chaakna aur badi boti khilataoun. Do (two) muntey (clay cups) pahli dhaar ki sendhi (toddy) aur chakna. Phir se purani haddion mein dam ajana!!! Dhoom machaado ghudsi (hut) mein ghus ko! Phir mumanijaan bolna \"Nai boley to sunteich nai!!!\"

by **tirpat (ex chakhu player)** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:14 pm

Chhunnu maamu, kya baigan ke bataan karrein tum! Puranay sheher kay miyann bhaiyyan bhhik kab lena? Haq lete miyan bhaiyan. Bhheek nai lete naa. Tumaareku saabekha nahi pada wayesa hai abhi. Miyan bhaiyon say deal karneku tehzeeb hona padata samjhay? Ye dhotadoun ke paas kaansay aaingee. Samjhay naa zara sonch ke bolo kya bollrain tum...

by **CHUNNUMAAMU** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:50 pm

Tirpatae baataan kaiku karra miyaan,f azoolke. Mere ko maloom hai roz kamse kam 50 logon se saabewkha poadtha re. Ab kya bolun tere kuuu. Magar apunlogaaaan aage kee sochtaech nain. Phelaech thoda kaamaatain, kaikuboleto zyaada nahin hainaa apun logonke paas. Usme se bhi khaaaako chittadoun ku haath poch letein (waise uthaako rakhnaaa achichi baath to nahin magar, kal ki zarooratoun ki soch taich nain. Thodaa to uthaaa ko rakhnaaa. Kamsae kam khaum ko utaane ke kaam aathi. Khaum ki bole to yaad aaraaa. Apun logoun ke paas achche leaderaaan ich nai hai naa baawaa. Kya boltai tum?

by **ali** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 2:43 pm

Salam alaikum, sahi bola maiya, player kiya naam hai tera. Logon ku to shouk hogaya old city ka naam kharab karne ka. Jab dekho tab, baat karre ki old city ku galiyaan dete, baap ki gaajir hai waisa. Ek baar old city walaon ku ghussa agaya na to yeh new city mai jo gaon wale aake bas gaye na aaj kal sab ka khatta nikal te. Miyabhai.

by **Tappebaz** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 7:34 pm

Ali bhai kya to bhi was-wase hai jee tumhare. Wo\'hic pinde ke baatan hai tumhare aur yeh - bava ki jagir - kaisi hoti yaro zara mereku bhi bataoo. Main bhi bava bane wala hoon thode din main. Yeh old city ke miya bhaiyan bhi ajeeb toop (buldozer) cheez hai. Wk hadsa mere samane jo hua woh batana chata hoon. Main apne dost se milne Mughalpura gaya tha aur ghar ke bahar hum dono baat kar rahe the. Pani ke bill wala pados wale ghar pe aaya aur kehne laga \"Main nal ki line kaat der\'oon. Bill nahi bharte aur natakan karte?\" Pata hai uske saath kya hua - us ghar ke andar se ek aurat haat main chapal pakad kar bahar aaye aur us par barasne lagi. Yeh dekh kar sare mohale walle us Government servant ki repeating kar de!!!
 
 
Ab aap log he bataye ki koi old city waloon ke liye kuch aacha kyun sonche aur kuch acha kyun kar???

by **Deccani** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 1:18 am

Tappa, bhai kiya hai miya tum ek do logon ku dekh ke poori old city ku badanam karrain. Yeh sahi baat nahi hai. Mai bhi maan taon thode jahel logaan bhi hai old city mai, magar bahot saare acche logaan hai. Waise bhi Hyderabad ki shaan old city se hi hai. Nayi city to ab ab bani so hai. Waise mai bhi so called new city ka hoon magar jab bhi maukha mila old city ku jaate rehtaon kion ki mujh ko wo mahool, tehzeb, wo hotelaon ke paas, paan ke dabbe ke paas wo raosniyaan raat raat taki, aur poorane buildingaan, poore bahot acche lagte. Waise Hyderabad ki shaan dekh na hai, pora na daor yaad karna hai to old city mai hi aana padhta. Ghusse mai mat aao magar yeh haqqeqat hai.

by **tirpat (ex chakhu player)** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 3:05 pm

Walaikum salaam, Ali ustaad, sob ku salaam dosto, ek do zaruri bataan bolke chhut jataanon. Chhunu maamu motebari ke bataan karraein tum samjhay naa. Hamare paas leadership widarship sob theek hai, paisa bachanaa, insurance ye wo sob kar sakte apan, aur karna bi chahiye...
 
 
Aur Tappe ustaad, agar mai uss jaga rahta tha naa to ek do chharpatte to lagich deta tha wo nal wale ku, iss liye ke kaysa bolta une ghar pe aake, auraton say baat karneka tarikha hona usku samjhenaa. Ye sob jo hai naa apneku badnaam karne ki chaal hai. Tumku maalum hai kittay ministaraan dilli may billaan dena baakhi hai so, karrodaon may paisa baakhi hai samjhay ustaad, zara soncho. Hamri izzat uppar wale say hai, samjhay naa. Ye dhhotadaan kiya jaante.

by **ali** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:20 pm

Tirpat bhai, aab ka jawab padhkar bahot khushi huwi, aur Hyderabad mai aaj jo jalsa tha attend kare kiya? Khilwat mai?

by **tirpat (ecp)** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 8:48 pm

Ali Sher, mai aaj kal Europe may hoon. Samjhay naa ustaad. Khilwat ku kaisaa aaunga bolo tum? Acchhaa Chunnu Maamu zara motebari ke bataan nai karrein aaj kal. Kya baat hai, maami mooh phhodd diye waiysa hai dekho, baatich nahi nikalree. Kulchay ustaad kuch bolay nahin, naaraaz hai shaayed. Tappe ku zara samjhao bhai nahinto ek do bhayrriyan chhoddna padhinga mereku, nal walaon say bhot impress hai unne. Kya zindagi hai dekho...

by **CHUNNUMAAMU** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:42 am

Kyaa hogaya tum logon ku? Isleeye maine aisa baatan karrna padaa. Bade buddon kaaa adab aur lehaaz haich nain. Ek boltaaa motabari ke baataaan nai karnaaa, ek boltaaaa charpataa lagaataun, ek boltaaaa maaami mun phodain kyaaa?
 
 
Miyaaaan, tajurbe ke baatein karroun? Main bhi jaantoun old city ke buildingoun kooo aur waan ke logon kuiuu. Hamaare logaaan rool karein Hyderabad kuuuuu, yahaan jitte bhi monumentaaan hai hamaare logaaanich banaae. Abhi Chandra Babu Afro-Asian gamoun mein bhi bole, Hyderabad ki biryaaani khaake jaaao bole logoun ku aur Charminar Golconda Fort, aur Salarjung Museum dekho bolein.
 
 
Samjha, magar aaj us khaum ka position kyaaa hai jaaantte tum? Lounde logaaan, biryaaani khaaako chittadaaan pochleneee se aisaaaaich hotaaa dekhooo. Apunlogaaan samajh se kaaamaaaich nahi karte... Hoshaaaeyaaari se chalnaaaapadhtaaa re, jawaaaani se kaaam nahin chaltaa bawaaaa.
 
 
Dadagiri se bhalaaa hotaaa to Siasat mein sab logaaan gunde hotain. Yahaaan dimaaaag hai so logaaan rule kartain. Bachpanaaa chodo reeee.
 
 
Ab us nalwaale agar ghar pe aake nahin bolaaa to kyaaa karnaaaa baawaaaaa. Ministeraaan bill nain bharee to apun bhi aisaaaaa nai karnaaaaaa. Tum logaaan samjhe ke tum logoun ke baaataaaan sonko main khamush hungaaaaaaa. Magar nain re main bahuth chikat hun. Aasaaani se nahin choudtaun charpataaa bhi lagaaatoun re magar sahi waqt aayaaa to maidaaan pe utrenge kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Jaaane bhi do yaaaaro? Waqt hamara hai.

by **Tappebaz** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 12:41 pm

Asak, Howw mammu pasha aap keh to kuch had tak sahi hai, magar yeh logaan aisa nahi sonchte. Agar ek ek ghar se hum kuch systematic kaam shuru kare to hum sab to kya sara Hyderabad ke miya bhayain aache position par rahenge.
 
 
Waise Tirpat to bhaanja hai, umar main kuch chota is liye bus maar piit aur dadagiri ki baatan karta. Use aache bure ki tameez nahi hai abhi (bachpana hai). Waise I am also not too old, just 26 yrs from Khobar, KSA.
 
 
Rahi baat kulche bhai ki sab bolre dikhre nahi dekhre nahi. Main puchta hoon kya Kulche bhai Charminar hai ya Qutab Minar??? Jahan bole wahan dikhne? Kya Kulche bhai, sahi bolrun nai?

by **ali** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 2:59 pm

Asak,Chunnu mamu,apne pottaon ku daraon nakko ji,aise baatan karke,us ke bajaye apni taariq(History) sahi kiya hai batao,apni kaon assal kiya cheez hai,(aaj kal kitabaon mai yeh log ghalat padharain),ek hazaar saal hukumat kare the,pata hai,apne pottaon ku pata hi nahi hai apni khaum mai kyia takhat hai,aur agar chahe to Allah tala kyia desakte,sahi tareeqe se namazaon ki pabandi kare to,aur mahenath se padhe to.Tum jaise buzroogaan,apne khaum ke naunehaloon aur naojawanoon ki himmat badhana,aur padhne ki taraf(mera matlab hai do bhi padhayi,sirf angrezi padhai se duna bhi jaati aakhirath bhi),tum logaan retire hogaye to bas,ser pe topi dalke,subha nikle to hotelaon mai akhbaar padh ke wakhat zaya karte,us ke bajaye hai so utne din khaum ke bacchaon ku tumhari jo experience hai usse,saahi tareekhe per laane ki koshish nahi karte.Sahi bolo Chunnu mamu,tumhare ghar ke atraf kitne ladke primary school ki umer ke hai wo log rodaon per phir te kuch fir hai tum ku,deeen ki na duniya ki.Tappe bhai salam

by **udang CHU** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 12:55 pm

ramadaan mein nhaari kulchaa khaatein naa isliye kulcha chup mgayaaaa????

by **Tipu** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:14 pm

Kiya chunnu mamau khamosh hai aaj kal

by **tirpat** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 4:50 pm

Chhunnu maamu, kya aajkal \'saheri karo uttho\' bolke nikal gaye kya ?
 kulcha to mai samjtaon bizy hogaya hungaa, saheri, iftaar may achhaich chalta giraak.
 by the way sabko bhot bhot ramzan shareef mubarak...

by **tipu** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:28 pm

Chunnu mamau Haleem ka dhanda bhi shuru kare shayad,is liye busy hai nota chapne mai

by **Learner** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 9:34 pm

Kulcha, you style is inimatable, always brings a smile on my face. Thanks for your writings and cheering us up. Take care.

by **CHUNNUMAAMU** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 1:02 pm

are tappebaaz ,mere laal peele.sai phachaanaa re tu magar haleem ka dhandha nain magar kuch navva dhandaa karroun is mahine mein......duaa karre maathimile ,nazar math lagaa.
 apan logon mein yeich baath buri hai.ek ki taang pakad ko ek khinchtaai.khekdoun ki tarhaa.upper kisi ko dekh nai sakte apni khoum......milko uthinge boleto bhi nai..chittadaan masalterhai jaatein?inke mun me mathi pado...gaarath ho ke rhaitain daabbon ke paas,chai gharon mein........

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