Corniest stuff I've ever heard

by **lil witch** » Thu Feb 06, 2003 9:41 pm

ugghh...check this out..every wannabe beauty queen\'s media kit includes the following line .\'
LIFE IS LIKE AN ICE-CREAM, EAT IT BEFORE IT MELTS\' ( or before i throw up!)

by **vivek of themavericks** » Thu Feb 06, 2003 11:49 pm

But the real line which apparently gets them the crown it the promise to work for the underprevildged!. What they probably mean is to work in films and provide entertainment for the under previlidged!.

by **Arpan** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 2:44 pm

Forgotten world peace?! We are all still going to \'peaces\' over the last time it won another dumb woman the crown!

by **vivek of themavericks** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 3:30 pm

You bet!, infact the popular statement at the end of 2000 was. \"Remember, this was the year when Diya Mirza said Jamshedpur was in the west and mother teresa was still alive!\" She got the crown but!

by **crazyme** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 3:35 pm

yaaa, I have heard a lot of them say, \"I LOOOOVE CHILDREN\" (so...??? BIG DEAL!!!!!!!)
\"MUJHE BACHCHON SE BAHUT LAGAAV HAI!!\",
\"CHILDREN ARE GOD\'S GIFT\"... (excuse me!!! God\'s gift..???? or a result of ur hard work???)

by **popesmokesdope** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 10:14 am

You people are just jealous cause you don\'t have the incisive, masterful wit of these \"beauty queens\" nor their near encyclopaedic knowledge of music, philosophy and gender politics. These models are less of a woman and more the androgynous, castrated spirit of absolute inanity that suffuses our world. None of you can EVER be like \'em, thank god

by **Shaad-Aabaad** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 12:27 pm

he he he...ROTFL!!! And how could you guys miss that famous look of surprise made popular first by Sushmita Sen..? With both satin-glove draped hands on the cheek, gaping open mouth showing off those designer pearlies, Tiara delicately perched on that intelligent little head....And later, a plethora of \"beauty queens\"--wannabe or otherwise--went on to imitate this well rehearsed look of surprise and elation!! Inner beauty anyone?!!

by **lostloon** » Sun Feb 09, 2003 6:05 pm

why\'re you forgetting environmental conservation?? hot topic man!!!!

by **Joan of Arc** » Sun Feb 09, 2003 7:24 pm

Correction.....it was not Diya Mirza..it was Priyanka Chopra who said the \"Jamshedpur\'s in the west\" and the Mother Teresa thing ....the Mother Teresa bit would have made the saint turn in her grave!

by **vivek of themavericks** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 12:12 am

Thanks man!

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