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Indian celebs on \"Why did the chicken cross the road ?\"
The famous question... \"Why did the chicken cross the road ?\" when put
before a few Indian personalities:
Question: \"Why did the chicken cross the road?\"
Atal Behari Vajpayee : \"Chicken ?\" (3 minute pause) \"Let me compose An
Ode to a Chicken in my shudh Hindi... \"
Fernandes:\"I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my
40 clean years of public life. I don\'t own a house, or a car, leave
alone a chicken !!!\"
Mulayam:\"I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class,
so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being
Abdul Kalam:\"Yes, why did the chicken cross the road? ... please tell
me why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now
repeat after me ....\"
Advani: \"I see the hands of Pakistan in this ...\"
Bal Thackarey: \"Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my
followers (gundas) will stone all such chickens which cross the road\".
Jayalalitha:\"From a reliable source I\'ve got the information that the
chicken belongs to Karunanidhi who made his chicken cross the road to
create law & order problems. The chicken is now imprisoned under
Mamta Baneerji:\"I\'m made Union Railbay minstaar, I bill shee that
chickans will trable by train... no cross road anymoore!\".
A.K Antony:\"Zimmmmply! ...that\'s a question you should ask
Amitabh Bhachan:\"The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure..
very sure ... really sure...\"
Sonia Ghandhi:\"That the chicken crossed the road clearly demonstrates
the fact that the people and chicken have lost confidence in the
Government. The Government should own moral responsibility and
Narendra Modi: \"I called out the army and have brought the chicken
crossing incidents under control within 72 hours. The media is blowing
it out of proportion.\"
Ekta Kapoor: \"The chicken krossed the road \'kause it kould not
tolerate her saas\'s torture.\"
Mukesh & Anil Ambani: \"Though the chicken moved forward it was a right
step in backward integration. Reliance shareholders will will get a
1:5 egg bonus.\"
Menaka Gandhi:\"Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had
passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban
all vehicles from using the road. Protect Our Chickens...\"
Salman Khan:\"I ran over the chicken(Hic!). t was not intentional ...
It was accidental (Hic!)... you\'re now asking this question to me only
because I\'m a celebrity(Hic!)\".
Abu Salem:\"Hmmm delicious chicken... Monica darling want a bite ...now
what was that question!?\"
Sachin Tendulkar: \"I will let my bat do the talking. Now if you\'ll
excuse me I have to go for another ad shoot.\"
Saurav Ganguly: \"Nowhere is it written in our BCCI contract that we
have to answer such questions. I will take this issue up with the
Sri Sri Ravi Shanker: \"The answer lies within you. Seek it. Your
insecurities and anxieties prevent you understanding simple actions
like a chicken crossing the road. Please sign up for my Art of Living
course for Rs 5000 and everything will become clear.\"
Azharuddin:\"I am totally innocent, you know, I\'m unnecessarily being
dragged into this, you know, because I\'m from the minority.I
neither know the chicken nor the road, you know....\"
Deve Gowda:\"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....mmmm...mm... chicken ??? Thanks, I\'ll
have it later !! mm.. snooore... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz\"
Vatal Nagaraj: \"No Tamil or outside chickens will be cross our roads,
our roads are meant only for Kannadiga chickens!\".