Applikason pharom

[Srinu]

STATE OF BIHAR DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHAROM<br><br>
NOTE: If you don\'t know the answers, please copy from another applikason phorom and submit. For further instructions, see bottom applikason. Please do not shoot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the lisence immediately.
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Last name: (Yadav/Sinha/Pandey/Mishra/do not know)
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First name: (_) ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivaprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont know (Check appropriate box)
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Age: (_) Less than zero (_) Zero (_) Greater than zero (_) Don\'t know
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Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ not sure _____ not applicable
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Chappal Size: ____ Left ____ Right
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Occupation: (_) Farmer (_) Mechanic (_) Pehelwaan ( Punjabi for \"wrestler\") (_) House wife (_) Un-employed
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Spouse\'s Name: __________________________
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Relationship with spouse : (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter (_) Pet
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Number of children living in household: ___
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Number that are yours: ___
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Mother\'s Name: _______________________
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Father\'s Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
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Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
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Do you (_)own or (_)rent your home? (Check appropriate box)
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Total number of vehicles you own ___ <br>Number of vehicles that still crank ___ <br>Number of vehicles in front yard ___ <br>Number of vehicles in
back yard ___ <br>Number of vehicles on cement blocks ___<br>
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Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ bedroom ____bathroom ____ kitchen ____ shed
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Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
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Do you have a gun rack? (_)Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:
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Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_) Champak (_) Indrajal (_) Star and Style (_) The great Punjab Dairy (_) Blank sheets
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Number of times you\'ve SHOT a UFO ___ <br>Number of times you\'ve SHOT another person exactly like you ___ <br>Number of times you\'ve SHOT yourself.(SHOOTING YOURSELF IN MIRROR IS POOR SHOOTING) ___
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Do you bathe? (_) Yes (_) No (_) Not applicable
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If yes, how often do you bathe? (_) Weekly (_) Monthly (_) Yearly
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Color of teeth: (_) Yellow (_) Brownish-Yellow (_) Brown (_) Black (_) Others - Give exact color (call nearest Asian Paints dealer if U dont know the color of your teeth) :______________ (_) Not applicable
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How far is your home from a paved road? (_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don\'t know
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Your thumb impresson <br>
(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression. PLEASE DO NOT USE FINGERS ON YOUR LEGS. Use thumb on your left hand only. If you don\'t have left hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not
have right hand, use thumb on left hand.

NOTE: IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.)
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For instructions to fill this applikason pharom, see beginning of applikason phorom.
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<br><br>With due apologies to all Biharis.

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I Posted the Identical Joke on FHBD on Oct 27th



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