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by **CtrlAltDel** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:12 am

Alexis wrote:So youre into Bondage?! Cool!
It is fun, especially when the slapee is blind-folded!

i like to be the slapee too by turns... :twisted:

all trussed up n tortured alternatively with whips n feathers

by **Alexis** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:14 am

Boy CAD, you sure know how to make a girls mouth water.....

Yes, absolutely one must take turns on being the slapee and slapper.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:24 am

Boy CAD, you sure know how to make a girls mouth water.....

just the mouth....?

...

..and when i am all trussed up in velvet ropes, i like the slapper to liberally hurt me with finger nails. the exquiste pain wud make it worth the while....

by **Alexis** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:29 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:
Boy CAD, you sure know how to make a girls mouth water.....
just the mouth....? ...

You dont really want me to say what I know you want me to say!

CtrlAltDel wrote:..and when i am all trussed up in velvet ropes, i like the slapper to liberally hurt me with finger nails. the exquiste pain wud make it worth the while....

There nothing better than scratches and bite-marks. Its like whipped cream and a cherry on top of your ice cream sundae.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:32 am

Alexis wrote:Its like whipped cream and a cherry on top of your ice cream sundae.

whipped cream....hmmmm......honey.....ice cream.....with a cherry on top...banana split reinvented...

by **Alexis** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:36 am

Yeah, this reinvented banana split has a salty after-taste! But delectable, nontheless!

by **CtrlAltDel** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:41 am

Alexis wrote:Yeah, this reinvented banana split has a salty after-taste! But delectable, nontheless!

delectable esp if swallowed to the last dr...er...morsel...*wipes sweat* they r protein rich too...good for ladies health.

the bananas in the reinvented banana split are also served with grapes along with the cherry on top....a healthy meal, wont u say Lexy?

by **Alexis** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:51 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:
Alexis wrote:Yeah, this reinvented banana split has a salty after-taste! But delectable, nontheless!
delectable esp if swallowed to the last dr...er...morsel...*wipes sweat* they r protein rich too...good for ladies health.
the bananas in the reinvented banana split are also served with grapes along with the cherry on top....a healthy meal, wont u say Lexy?

LMAO!!! This post of yours had me laughing like crazy!!

Ahhh, yeah. Protein rich and healthy. The only dish that'll have you burning calories without you having to try. The sweat will be the proof of that and also your racing heartbeat.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:56 am

Alexis wrote:Ahhh, yeah. Protein rich and healthy. The only dish that'll have you burning calories without you having to try. The sweat will be the proof of that and also your racing heartbeat.

wanna have fun exercising...have the reinvented Banana Split.....

good workout guaranteed for the eater n the eatee

by **Alexis** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:09 am

You know what? There are ice cream parlors and fast food joints and restaurants that serve your run-of-the-mill ice-creams and sundaes.

I think you should open your own ice-cream parlor and serve all these new, reinvented ice-cream dishes.

You'd be a hit with the crowd, which is becoming more and more, ah, experimental and bohemian.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:11 am

Alexis wrote:You know what? There are ice cream parlors and fast food joints and restaurants that serve your run-of-the-mill ice-creams and sundaes.
I think you should open your own ice-cream parlor and serve all these new, reinvented ice-cream dishes.

You'd be a hit with the crowd, which is becoming more and more, ah, experimental and bohemian.

ya...but it might attract the wrong crowd...the other banana vendors lets say...i want to cater to an exclusive female clientele

by **Alexis** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:15 am

Well then, your Ice-Cream Parlor should be an 'Invitation-Only' one. That way, you get all the girls you want, who come happily all prepared and clean.

Then for more business, you should open a seperate branch that caters to the other 'banana vendors'. You can have Raj manage that one.

I am an invaluable business consultant for you, Andy. I can already see you raking in the moolah.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:22 am

Alexis wrote:Well then, your Ice-Cream Parlor should be an 'Invitation-Only' one. That way, you get all the girls you want, who come happily all prepared and clean.

good idea. then as a free service to my clients, i can eat some pieces of banana slit too...

Alexis wrote:Then for more business, you should open a seperate branch that caters to the other 'banana vendors'. You can have Raj manage that one.

sorry. i dont plan to cater to all. mine is an exclusive outlet. let Raj open his own banana split business

I am an invaluable business consultant for you, Andy. I can already see you raking in the moolah.

great Lexi...i have a special way to repay consultants like u....

by **Alexis** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:27 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:great Lexi...i have a special way to repay consultants like u....

Great! Cant wait to get paid :wink:

I love surprises!

by **CtrlAltDel** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:30 am

Alexis wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:great Lexi...i have a special way to repay consultants like u....
Great! Cant wait to get paid I love surprises!

its a payment with a difference...now its me wholl do the eating...i love cream pies....u can enjoy me eating all your cream pie...

by **Alexis** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:34 am

Normally Id never share my dessert.........but this would be one cream pie Id love for only you to finish all by yourself, nice and slow, enjoying every morsel.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:37 am

Alexis wrote:this would be one cream pie Id love for only you to finish all by yourself, nice and slow, enjoying every morsel.

corz i wud...i love prolonging the consumption of desserts ...i love to savour each lick, bite n nibble and not waste even a drop of the cream....*slurrrrp*

i am a connosieur or cream pies, i might add...

by **CtrlAltDel** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:42 am

ok lexi...will continue the cream pie session 2moro.

i GOTTA sleep now....

by **Alexis** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:43 am

Ok Andy! Great to have chatted with you again............sweet dreams!

See you tomorrow!

by **akhilis2cool** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:56 am

Mere paas aaj thoda kam hai....uske baad kuch kaam nahi

by **Alexis** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 12:30 pm

Mere pass bahut tension hai aaj ke test ke liye. I hate that class!!

by **CtrlAltDel** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 12:35 pm

Alexis wrote:Mere pass bahut tension hai aaj ke test ke liye. I hate that class!!

b4 the test, have a pina colada that has lost its virginity...

by **Alexis** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 12:40 pm

No can do, Andy. Ive backed out of my short affair with alcohol. I dont plan on ever consuming it again. It was fun while it lasted though.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 12:52 pm

Alexis wrote:No can do, Andy. Ive backed out of my short affair with alcohol. I dont plan on ever consuming it again. It was fun while it lasted though.

ok...but a small quiff before the test wud help u i think...u may even stare down the examiner....

think abt it. a peg wont mke u an alchoholic.... :lol:

by **Alexis** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 12:57 pm

I have a very low tolerance, so even a few sips will get me acting unlike myself.

No, Ive quit cold turkey. Im not gonna take to the bottle again.

Besides, Ive studied enough. Im sure I'll ace this test. But thanks anyway, Andy

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