by ycr007 » Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:17 am
The Story So Far.........
It all began when CAD's wife left him. He took to drink of a different source to find a new source of energy for his diminishing libido and purposeless existence in the cesspool that the world turned out to be.
A man in a municipality garbage collection truck doing its daily rounds near the house of CAD saw the new masseuse who lives near the slutty red-light area that’s full of fat chicks; but big girls need love too. So CAD doesn’t disappoint them. In fact, he leaves them begging for more and they start chasing him much to his glee and excitement. But he really wants Mallika or Bipasha. Since it reduced his weight he recommended it to Adnan Sami, who was having problems in lifting himself up so VIOXX was prescribed to help him sleep.
But, his wife's passions boiled over just when the neighbor's dog walked by taking a shit on the lawn while reading the newspaper. So engrossed was the dog while shitting n reading that he completely overlooked the hot chick who was also shitting and reading and gazing at the dog, wondering what the **** the dog's master was? Was he a man or a rat? Who else but CAD knows coz CAD's the omnipotent God in the guise of a mere mortal like the rest, with a physique to make the anorexic Mungerilal proud.