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by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:36 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:*Doe-a-Deer after all...big bad wolf laffs at sight of the tiny toothpick wielded by frail Bambi and decides to toy with her*big bad wolf pretends to cower in fear and crouches down*

*Wolfie not aware of the mystical powers of Bambi's toothpick. If Bambi chooses she can really hurt Wolfie with it*

:lol:

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:37 pm

**Runs away with cartloads of DVD's**

by **CtrlAltDel** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:40 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:*Wolfie not aware of the mystical powers of Bambi's toothpick. If Bambi chooses she can really hurt Wolfie with it*

*hmmmm...Bambi smiles? Wolfie wonders why...something to do with li'l toothpick in her hand...wolfie cricles around bambi looking for best way to pounce from*

by **CtrlAltDel** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:43 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:**Runs away with cartloads of DVD's**

*heeeeheeeeeheeeee Jasz does not know that Wolf had meant to fool Azazel....the DVDs actually contain Shah Rukh Khan films*

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:46 pm

**Jasz unwittingly pops in a DVD.......as the Studio graphic plays on-screen, his life starts to flash before his eyes........and POP, his head explodes........again**

by **azazel** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:54 pm

*laffs at the insolency goin on all around here n takes his DD throne up above n gets a bird's eye view of the goin ons.. *

by **ganesh** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 3:54 pm

join me to enjoy life

by ZC » Wed Apr 28, 2004 4:25 pm

ganesh wrote:join me to enjoy life

as MM would ask.......

u joined in feb 2004, whatz so special abt this topic that u posted here after so long .....were u under going metamorphosis ? :?:

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 4:29 pm

azazel wrote:*laffs at the insolency goin on all around here n takes his DD throne up above n gets a bird's eye view of the goin ons.. *

*Bambi runs after the Az man with toothpick* *cackles as she sees him in pain* *to her horror realizes that he was her cardiologist*

*punishes herself by gettin on the throne with him*

:lol:

by **crazy** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 6:24 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:
crazy wrote:May be u people r completely out of track ur discussing about a old woman in the place a guy needs a gurl so find him out a to chat and not talk about that

Off track!! NOOOOO!!!

Anyway on a more *clears throat* serious note, our profession demands us to go off track! we're all paid to *winks insinuatingly *

you'll learn the ropes soon enough.

will u exactly tell me what ur profession is i am serious i want to know

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 6:28 pm

For Goodness Sake PPl

Take me seriously. When i say I'm a serial killer, it means I'm one

And now if anybody raises an ugly doubt... i shall put them down in my list of potential victims :lol:

by **Lucifer** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 6:33 pm

Have a contract for you, gg2m. They say serial killers do it for fun. Would you like to get paid having fun? Targets include half the city.

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 6:39 pm

Lucifer wrote:Have a contract for you, gg2m. They say serial killers do it for fun. Would you like to get paid having fun? Targets include half the city.

YES!! YES!!!

Finally someone who recognizes my talent!!

Details - what, where, when, how????

Lucifer, excuse the oxymoronic comment, but u r a godsent

by **CtrlAltDel** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 10:38 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:Take me seriously. When i say I'm a serial killer, it means I'm one

arre yaar...Crazy-bhai wanted to know whats yr profession, not what yr fave hobby is... :lol:

according to the B-Movies, serial killers usually have a shareef profession when they are not busy slicing up people...
i think of are u r an Accountant or into sumthing equally bland...

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:And now if anybody raises an ugly doubt... i shall put them down in my list of potential victims

no..no..no..*hehheh* i am NOT expressing a doubt in your abilities *hehheh*, just clarifying what Crazy asked *hehheh*...

*tip toes away before she changes her mind*

by **azazel** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 12:07 am

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:*punishes herself by gettin on the throne with him*

i wouldnt call that punishment.. *lost in deep thought over serial killing pairs* ... considerin ur fine talent, ive drawn up a contract to work together n do some slicin n dicin .. sign it plz.. :twisted:

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 12:17 am

What are ya gonna call urselves? The New Micky and Mallory KNox?

by **azazel** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 12:20 am

Jaszalcatraz wrote:What are ya gonna call urselves? The New Micky and Mallory KNox?

too cheesy bro.. cult of azazel mebbe :roll:

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 12:22 am

GOD's gift to mankind and Azazel? Kinda oxymoronical aint it

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 12:28 am

Looney Fhies?

by **azazel** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 12:53 am

OR let the media name us.. after they break the news of the sadistic duo causin mayhem by butcherin the rght ppl :twisted:

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 3:17 am

So Azazel and gg2m, what are your weapons of choice....beside the cache of Hattori Hanzo steels.

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 3:21 am

What if GG starts with killing azazel?

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 3:29 am

That would be a killer joke. ok ok bad pun

by **azazel** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:26 pm

thats it, U 2 will b the 1st to go :evil:

*looks for his partner in crime*

*laughs the quintessential villian as he see's her gettin the machette*

*bhaag Jasz n MM, bhaag* :twisted:

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:24 am

Poor azazel, doesnt know the evil designs GG has for his diety throne.

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