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[azazel]

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.



The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed.



Finally, one woman turned to the other. "You know, I've been sitting

here so long, my butt fell asleep!"



"I know," the other woman replied. "I heard it snoring."

[Red Combat]

Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai,ek bhi tili nahin jalti.



Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu

[Red Combat]

Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai,ek bhi tili nahin jalti.



Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu