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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:45 am

akhilis2cool wrote:chameli ki shaadi ho gayi kya?
nahin...woh Raju ki rakhel ban gayi...:D
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by akhilis2cool » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:47 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:
akhilis2cool wrote:chameli ki shaadi ho gayi kya?
nahin...woh Raju ki rakhel ban gayi...:D
oh S*** aisa kyon?
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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:59 am

akhilis2cool wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:
akhilis2cool wrote:chameli ki shaadi ho gayi kya?
nahin...woh Raju ki rakhel ban gayi...:D
oh S*** aisa kyon?
more aazadi...:D
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by akilis2cool » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:00 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:
akhilis2cool wrote:
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akhilis2cool wrote:chameli ki shaadi ho gayi kya?
nahin...woh Raju ki rakhel ban gayi...:D
oh S*** aisa kyon?
more aazadi...:D
uff yeh aajkal ki ladkiyaan :!: kya inke paas dimaag hota hai?
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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:06 am

akilis2cool wrote:uff yeh aajkal ki ladkiyaan :!: kya inke paas dimaag hota hai?
hota hai....magar kuch ladkiyon ke dimag ka location shift ho gaya hai...(kuch ladkon ka bhi :roll: )
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by azazel » Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:24 pm

ye andar ki baat kya hai?
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by asli_badmash » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:31 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
azazel wrote:
asli_badmash wrote:Q) Did you know why Tamilian men are perfect Gentlemen ?
no. are they?
'corz they are...8)
but i'd like to hear AB's explanation :D
Sure they are... :D

Because they always say to their ladies "Wannakam" :wink:



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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:34 pm

asli_badmash wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:
azazel wrote:
asli_badmash wrote:Q) Did you know why Tamilian men are perfect Gentlemen ?
no. are they?
'corz they are...8)
but i'd like to hear AB's explanation :D
Sure they are... :D
Because they always say to their ladies "Wannakam"
^^^ muahahahahahahahahahaha......:lol: :lol: :lol: good one!
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by The Jackal » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:37 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
asli_badmash wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:
azazel wrote:
asli_badmash wrote:Q) Did you know why Tamilian men are perfect Gentlemen ?
no. are they?
'corz they are...8)
but i'd like to hear AB's explanation :D
Sure they are... :D
Because they always say to their ladies "Wannakam"
^^^ muahahahahahahahahahaha......:lol: :lol: :lol: good one!


I am surely missing something.I understood wanna cum but whats wannakam in Tamil? :?
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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:44 pm

The Jackal wrote:I am surely missing something.I understood wanna cum but whats wannakam in Tamil? :?
"vanakkam" is tamil equivalent for "namaskar"...





btw, my Q:



Can we call people who dont give a shit, constipated?
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by azazel » Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:53 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:Can we call people who dont give a shit, constipated?




A. yes, ofkorz.. so, now CAD is officially constipated :P
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:14 am

azazel wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:Can we call people who dont give a shit, constipated?
A. yes, ofkorz.. so, now CAD is officially constipated :P
grrrrrrrunt....gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn......grrrrhhhhhhhh.....aaaaaaaahhhh....Relief...:D
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by akhilis2cool » Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:15 pm

Budda Ghar pe hain?
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by azazel » Tue Oct 05, 2004 5:31 pm

akhilis2cool wrote:Budda Ghar pe hain?




nahee, baahar gaya..
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Oct 05, 2004 5:43 pm

Kya Farenheit 9/11 india mein release hoga?
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by Red Combat » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:30 pm

Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to some
other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed.
One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to
a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a
see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would
our hero sing?



Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."





Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love
with each other and want to get married, but cannot.
Why?



Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is

illegal.









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by a well. Luv falls
into the well. Why?



Ans: Because Luv is blind.





Question: Now, Kush also jumps in. Why?

Ans: Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!



[color=red Question: What do you call a person who is leaving

India? [/color]

Ans: Hindustan Lever.





Question: What do you call a person who leaves India,
but doesn't travel
much?



Ans: Hindustan Lever Limited.




Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska
naam kya tha?

Ans: Adidas.





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brings a bottle,
but takes it directly to Tendulkar. Why?



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pooja and the Indian
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Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai.




Question: The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie
"my heart is an umbrella'. Which movie did he really
want to see?



Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai.
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
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by azazel » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:47 pm

ye kya? Q n A with urself? should be more sportive bubba :P



Q) Kanoon ke haath kitne lambe hote hai?
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by akhilis2cool » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:28 am

azazel wrote:ye kya? Q n A with urself? should be more sportive bubba :P

Q) Kanoon ke haath kitne lambe hote hai?
Itne 8)
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by malakpetmasala » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:07 am

just lambe enough to catch Azhar Bahi s match fixing tendencies!
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by CtrlAltDel » Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:09 am

akhilis2cool wrote:
azazel wrote:Q) Kanoon ke haath kitne lambe hote hai?
Itne 8)
nahin...utne...
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by azazel » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:10 pm

ok.



Q) kanoon andha kyun hota hai?
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by asli_badmash » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:25 pm

Kaanoon andha isliye hoota hao kyonki kaanoon ki devi ke aankhon pe kapda bandha hai.



Q ) Kya ladkiyaan naak mein unglee karti hain ? :twisted:
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by azazel » Wed Oct 06, 2004 4:05 pm

asli_badmash wrote:Kaanoon andha isliye hoota hao kyonki kaanoon ki devi ke aankhon pe kapda bandha hai.


Q)vo kapda kisne baandha?

Q)Kya ladkiyaan naak mein unglee karti hain ? :twisted:




A. pata nahee, shayad kartee hongi :roll:
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by Scorpion's Sting » Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:03 pm

azazel wrote:ok.

Q) kanoon andha kyun hota hai?




Kyunki kanoon ke aankha phutele hain :D
Things are supposed to happen the way they happen. And the reason they happen the way the happen is because you try to make them happen in a certain way and may or may not be succesful.
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by CtrlAltDel » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:17 pm

asli_badmash wrote:Q ) Kya ladkiyaan naak mein unglee karti hain ? :twisted:
sirf naak mein? ;) :twisted:
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