Disgusting jokes

by **Cragg** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:15 pm

The AXE effect

Teacher : ' George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ? '

One Student: ' Because George still had the axe in his hand.'

:wink:

by **Fun Kay** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:16 pm

Cragg wrote:The AXE effect

Teacher : ' George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ? '
One Student: ' Because George still had the axe in his hand.'

abbe...ye kahan ka disgusting joke hai???

by **Cragg** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:16 pm

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.

2nd Child: Why are you crying?

1st Child: I came here for blood test.

2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

1st Child: No. Not that. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying. The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?

2nd Child: I have come for my urine test!

by **CRagg** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:22 pm

It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher greeted the class and said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me liberty, or give me death?" She saw only a sea of blank faces, except for that of Toshiba, who had his hand up.

"Patrick Henry, 1775," said the boy.

"Now," said the teacher, "Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth?"

Again, no response except from Toshiba, "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "You should be ashamed. Toshiba, who is new to our country, knows more about it than you do." As she turned to write something on the blackboard, she heard a loud whisper, "Damned Japanese."

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Toshiba put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982," he said.

At that point, feeling completely disgusted by Toshiba's classroom superiority, a student in the back sighed, "I'm goanna throw up".

Teacher says, "Who said that?".

Again, Toshiba raises his hand and says, "George Bush to Japanese Prime Minister, 1991".

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Well suck my ...."

Once again, it's Toshiba with the answer, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997".

by **Cragg** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:49 pm

by **Cragg** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:50 pm

by **Cragg** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:51 pm

double disgusting Job

by **Cragg** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:52 pm

Fun Kay wrote:
Cragg wrote:The AXE effect

Teacher : ' George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ? '
One Student: ' Because George still had the axe in his hand.'

abbe...ye kahan ka disgusting joke hai???

Only the threads name shall be disgusting the posts need not be: Rule 4.31

by **Fun Kay** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:22 pm

Cragg wrote:
Fun Kay wrote:
Cragg wrote:The AXE effect

Teacher : ' George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ? '
One Student: ' Because George still had the axe in his hand.'

abbe...ye kahan ka disgusting joke hai???

Only the threads name shall be disgusting the posts need not be: Rule 4.31

Rule 4.32 - When Cragg states a rule, he must always state all rules preceding it

by **Cragg** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:46 pm

Fun Kay wrote:
Cragg wrote:
Fun Kay wrote:
Cragg wrote:The AXE effect

Teacher : ' George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ? '
One Student: ' Because George still had the axe in his hand.'

abbe...ye kahan ka disgusting joke hai???

Only the threads name shall be disgusting the posts need not be: Rule 4.31
Rule 4.32 - When Cragg states a rule, he must always state all rules preceding it

Cragg Makes the rules: Rule 1.00

The one who makes the rule can break them, bend them or change them anytime: rule 4.98

by **Cragg** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:08 pm

Joe: I got a problem.

Ed: What's the matter?

Joe: Women. I just don't understand them.

Ed: Do you understand your TV?

Joe: No.

Ed: So what's the problem?

by **mango** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:20 pm

The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, "Hey, cut it out, alright." The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.

After about five minutes the rear tiger suddenly repeats his action. The front tiger turns angrily and says," I said don't do that again!" The rear tiger says "sorry" again and they continue.

After about another five minutes, the rear tiger repeats his action. The front tiger turns and says, "What is it with you, anyway? I said to stop." The rear tiger says, "I really am sorry but I just ate a lawyer and I'm just trying to get the taste out of my mouth."

by **mango** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:25 pm

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

by **Cragg** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:41 pm

by **Cragg** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:47 pm

NEW U.S. GOVERNMENT EMBLEM -

Official Announcement:

The US government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

by **Cragg** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:36 pm

Effects of Global Warming

by **Cragg** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:01 pm

by **Fun Kay** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:18 pm

Cragg wrote:

HILARIOUS!!

by **Fun Kay** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:19 pm

by **Fun Kay** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:19 pm

by **Cragg** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:29 pm

A happily Married Americans Day at the beach

by **Cragg** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:18 pm

Cat ate mouse

by **Chote_Nawab** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:41 pm

Gud one there......

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