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by **Just Another Human** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 12:57 am

Snippets!!

1. What is the definition of a "Dhobi" ?

The only person who can legally tell any woman "Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho Mein Aata

Hoon...."

2. Shahjahan moorkh tha jo kar diya karcha TAJ par...

Har raat nayi Mumtaz aa jati us kharche ke byaz par...

3. I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .

4. Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

5. TEACHER - Name four members of the cat family?

STUDENTS - Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !

6. Police man - Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

The Man - Move, move, even the brakes are not working.

7. Why does history keep repeating it self?

Because we weren't listening the first time !

8. "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?"

"yes of course...."

"Great ! i never could before"

9. The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?

10. When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness and

even after you pray and your still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY

BILL !

11. God saw me hungry, he created pizza.

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

by **ycr007** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:22 am

Death Clock :evil:

by **Just Another Human** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:27 am

ycr007 wrote::evil: Death Clock

Got this message almost 2-3 years back. Good to notice that this site still works.

ycr bhaai - thanks again!!!!! (I am tired now thanking u)

by **ycr007** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:13 am

Just Another Human wrote:ycr bhaai - thanks again!!!!! (I am tired now thanking u)

.......Arre Yaar...itna Formal Kyon Bante ho.....Iski Koi Zaroorat Nahin....

by **Alexis** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:50 am

Just Another Human wrote:Snippets!!

1. What is the definition of a "Dhobi" ?
The only person who can legally tell any woman "Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho Mein Aata
Hoon...."

3. I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .

8. "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"yes of course...."
"Great ! i never could before"

9. The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?

10. When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness and even after you pray and your still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

11. God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

These particular ones are veryyy funny! :lol:

by **Just Another Human** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:30 am

ycr007 wrote:
Just Another Human wrote:ycr bhaai - thanks again!!!!! (I am tired now thanking u)

.......Arre Yaar...itna Formal Kyon Bante ho.....Iski Koi Zaroorat Nahin....

nahin yaar! this is just the beginning na ;-)

thats y

in future, even if i had to thank, lite leloonga ;-)

by **Just Another Human** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 3:55 am

Alexis wrote:
Just Another Human wrote:Snippets!!

1. What is the definition of a "Dhobi" ?
The only person who can legally tell any woman "Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho Mein Aata
Hoon...."

3. I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .

8. "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"yes of course...."
"Great ! i never could before"

9. The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?

10. When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness and even after you pray and your still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

11. God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

These particular ones are veryyy funny!

by **3 T'z** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:17 am

i really laughed a lot at da 1st n 6th one..!

by **Just Another Human** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 3:29 pm

3 T'z wrote::lol: i really laughed a lot at da 1st n 6th one..!

thanks for that 3 T'z. Will try to add a lot more quality ones.

I promise. :-)

by **ycr007** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:04 pm

Just Another Human wrote:
3 T'z wrote::lol: i really laughed a lot at da 1st n 6th one..!

thanks for that 3 T'z. Will try to add a lot more quality ones.

I promise.

It would be appropriate if Jokes were posted in the Humor Thread

and thsi thread is used for sharing "online" things like Links etc.etc....

And for pics there's the "whatever you Fancy" thread.....

by **ycr007** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:47 pm

Ever Seen Bill gates Really Pi$$ed off???? No??? Then See it....

THE VIDEO OR SHOULD I SAY AUDIO :wink:

by **Just Another Human** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:43 pm

Official Communication

This is a collection of leave letters and applications

written by people in various places of India...

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as

follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my

land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week

leave.

2. Another employee applied for half day leave as

follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at

10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half

day casual leave"

3. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying

in this school I am suffering from headache. I request

you to leave me today"

4. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from

fever, please declare one day holiday."

5. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As

my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the

day.

6. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

7. Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the

above, please refer to my below..."

8. From H.A.L. Administration dept: As my

mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it,

please grant me 10 days leave.

9. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My

wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only

husband at home I may be granted leave".

10. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you

are also in the same well."

11. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an

employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please

grant a week's leave.."

12. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee

who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10

year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head,

please leave me for two days.."

13: A candidate's application: "This has reference to

your advertisement

calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or

Female'... As I am both ! for the past several years

and I can handle both, I am applying for the

post.

by **Just Another Human** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:22 pm

There was an expectant father who had spent quite some time waiting for the offspring to arrive -

At his in-laws' place. As his leave balance had gone into the red, he tells his father-in-law,

"When my son comes, do not call up my office and say that I have become a father of a boy Because I'll have to shell out a lot for parties. Just leave me a message that the clock has arrived.

This will be our code for the arrival of the baby."

The offspring does finally arrive one day, but it's a daughter. The Father-in-law now thinks to himself,

"If I tell him that the clock has not arrived, he'll misunderstand

And think that something has happened to the baby and come rushing over."

So the father-in-law left the following message: "The clock has arrived, but the pendulum is missing."

by **ycr007** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:53 pm

Check This Out: IMAGINATION

Really Interesting........

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