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Re: Freak Dieases

by marko » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:41 pm

SimarikSmokin wrote:This is toooo funny, back in the 1994's movies the Main Dieases were: Blood Cancer, Tb Paralaysis, Brain Tumors, Sudden Amenesia, Horrific Freak Accident that only happens in India, that include losing their voice after a shock and coming back after the same shock happens. With Temple Bells tolling, heavy winds and bats flying by. All though bats don't come out in the morning. They should come out of new dieases now like Scurvvy, Dymentsia, and RABIES!

And when they fall in love. for instance the Hero sees the girls, they are Apples falling out of baskets, Roses blooming, and bees buzzing around. Birds swooping down to their prey.

Now this is alll true!




post of the month. it's just toooo funny
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by SimarikSmokin » Thu Oct 14, 2004 6:44 pm

This is funny too! m y lil bro is so paranoid, he once played with a stray injured bird and i think the the bired licked him or did some thing that he thought he got rabies! he started barking like a dog thinking he had rabies it took us 2 weeks to finally make him believe he was normal.
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by Alexis » Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:23 pm

SimarikSmokin wrote:This is funny too! m y lil bro is so paranoid, he once played with a stray injured bird and i think the the bired licked him or did some thing that he thought he got rabies! he started barking like a dog thinking he had rabies it took us 2 weeks to finally make him believe he was normal.


Birds can lick? I dont think so. But he didnt bark!!! He did believe he had rabies, but I dont think he started acting like a dog.

Poor kid, he reads too much into things. Esp. when it concerns his health.
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Re: Freak Dieases

by Habitual Perfectionist » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:42 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:This is toooo funny, back in the 1994's movies the Main Dieases were: Blood Cancer, Tb Paralaysis, Brain Tumors, Sudden Amenesia, Horrific Freak Accident that only happens in India, that include losing their voice after a shock and coming back after the same shock happens. With Temple Bells tolling, heavy winds and bats flying by. All though bats don't come out in the morning. They should come out of new dieases now like Scurvvy, Dymentsia, and RABIES!




Enough of India dissing here. I don't understand why some people have the gall to call themselves Indians and then diss India wherever possible for no reason.



I repeat. APOLOGISE!



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by SimarikSmokin » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:20 am

Well i can diss whoever i want. By the way Sameer's Pearls of Wisdom are so darn life turning that he should get write a book, like now!



And if other people can diss indians why can't I? and fyi! i wasn't dissing i was finding faults.
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by Alexis » Fri Oct 15, 2004 8:46 am

Reshma, be nice!



Sameer, lemme try to explain what she meant when she posted that stuff. Its a clear case of misinterpretation.



Reshma's focus in this thread were the common diseases that Bollywood movie actors/actresses suffer from. She wasnt dissing India at all. She was dissing Bollywood film-makers lack of new ideas for current diseases.



"Horrific Freak Accident that only happens in India"

She meant that only in Indian movies will you find some freakish accident prone victim.



Come on Sameer, how many of Reshma's threads are serious? She meant no harm.
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by malakpetmasala » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:25 pm

Alexis wrote:Reshma, be nice!

Sameer, lemme try to explain what she meant when she posted that stuff. Its a clear case of misinterpretation.

Reshma's focus in this thread were the common diseases that Bollywood movie actors/actresses suffer from. She wasnt dissing India at all. She was dissing Bollywood film-makers lack of new ideas for current diseases.

"Horrific Freak Accident that only happens in India"
She meant that only in Indian movies will you find some freakish accident prone victim.

Come on Sameer, how many of Reshma's threads are serious? She meant no harm.




does she wear the floppy boots?

does she ride a uni cycle?

has he got a cherry on her nose?
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by azazel » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:16 pm

SimarikSmokin wrote:Duh i was right there you just weren't looking the right direction Cudlly Bunny!




aaah, there u are :D
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by SimarikSmokin » Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:38 am

My tummy hurts! :cry: :arrow: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: i think i am going in labor hint hint !
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by malakpetmasala » Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:59 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:My tummy hurts! :cry: :arrow: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: i think i am going in labor hint hint !




why dont u take a strong sedative and lie down?
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by CtrlAltDel » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:28 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:My tummy hurts! :cry: :arrow: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: i think i am going in labor hint hint !
Az...:shock:....yeh kya kar diya yaar....????
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings :roll:
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by SimarikSmokin » Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:15 pm

:D :D :D :D :D LOL
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by azazel » Sun Oct 24, 2004 2:56 pm

ye hamaare pyaar ki nishaani hai :twisted:
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by malakpetmasala » Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:52 pm

azazel wrote:ye hamaare pyaar ki nishaani hai :twisted:


ya pati hui topi ki pareshani hai?
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by azazel » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:20 pm

malakpetmasala wrote:ya pati hui topi ki pareshani hai?




:lol: jaisa ke maine pehle kaha tha, mai topi nahee pehenta :twisted:
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by SimarikSmokin » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:26 pm

MM get lost!
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by azazel » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:35 pm

SimarikSmokin wrote:MM get lost!




*throws MM into the jungles of the amazon*



he's officially lost now!
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by dethslut » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:49 am

azazel wrote:
SimarikSmokin wrote:MM get lost!


*throws MM into the jungles of the amazon*

he's officially lost now!




u forgot to to take the torch light away from me.
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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:26 am

yr situation's not so bad dethslut.....now u cud be captured by the tribe of buxom n beautiful Amazons n 'kept' in a special room, the rest of yr life....:twisted:
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by dethslut » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:36 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:yr situation's not so bad dethslut.....now u cud be captured by the tribe of buxom n beautiful Amazons n 'kept' in a special room, the rest of yr life....:twisted:




thanks for showing me light CAD, just dont know how to thank Az. maybe i ll take him with me ......... to guard my room
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by san » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:39 pm

Me reads SS's post & thinks 'What is she on about!!' but follow on posts are so funny. Even my 6month old has gone from being cranky to happy (cause i was laughing loud) ooops she getting cranky again, i better laugh hahaha
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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:04 pm

did u read all the old threads she initiated in the past....:lol:...????
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by azazel » Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:22 am

dethslut wrote:just dont know how to thank Az.




send a few of them to me too, we'll call it even. but before that, BEWARE OF THE CANNIBALS
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by SimarikSmokin » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:05 am

AWWW I MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY I AM POPULAR!
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by dethslut » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:51 am

azazel wrote:
dethslut wrote:just dont know how to thank Az.


send a few of them to me too, we'll call it even. but before that, BEWARE OF THE CANNIBALS




dude.....the cannibals are alright., made peace with them, said them them about CAD and they all bowed down infront of me. do u know why?



they respect anything hairer than them
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