Here Comes The Showdown!

[asli_badmash]

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This is how we exactly felt during the sex-escapades some months ago, which involved u and one FH Lord.

Hey.. Nobody talks to Alexis like that.. she has the right to say and do what ever she pleases.



I am sorry Alexis... couldnt stop myself from showing my reverance to the LORD. Maybe we should get back to the topic. So tell us your story...

[Alexis]

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This is how we exactly felt during the sex-escapades some months ago, which involved u and one FH Lord.

Hey.. Nobody talks to Alexis like that.. she has the right to say and do what ever she pleases.

I am sorry Alexis... couldnt stop myself from showing my reverance to the LORD. Maybe we should get back to the topic. So tell us your story...

Haha, thanks AB! Good to know someone sees it my way too.



My story, eh? Well cant think right now, Im studying......but I'll get back to you on my unfortunate tale.

[Mayavi Morpheus]

Now who's this aakash vaani?

5 paise for the right guess.

baaaaaaaaaaaaah... even 5 paise is waste. Its so easy.

[Kenny]

*flings a spear at Aakash*

It pretty much sucks that almost every thread ends up in a spam-fest. It kills the mood of other members, you know.
Lets try to keep on topic, if you have something else to say, theres no hassle in creating a new thread.

I meant no offence to you guys above, Im talking about other threads also and all the others who do this type of thing.

Yeah... lots of us (including me) tend to think of the DBs as delayed chat (as Sharjeel once observed) ...



Someone tell an on-topic story!!

[asli_badmash]

[quote="Kenny"]*flings a spear at Aakash*[/quote]*The spear rebounds off of the wall and heads straight for Kenny. Kills him instantly. *



"Oh my God... They killed Kenny.. You Bastards!"

[Kenny]

*resurrects, appearing at the same spot as Aakash and killing him instantly*



(Doom players might recognize the ancient art of telefragging...)

[azazel]

*cuts off kenny's head with a sickle*

[Habitual Perfectionist]

Wow.....a gorefest instead of the standard spamfest.



That's good for a change.

[azazel]

*loads his brand new M-14 n test-fires it*



*bang.. splaaaat*



Oh my God, i killed Kenny

[Kenny]

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.



Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.



That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual.



On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much." were most of the comments.



No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise had accomplished its purpose. The students were happy with themselves and one another. That group of students moved on.



Last year one of the students was killed in Iraq and his teacher attended the funeral of that special student. She had never seen a serviceman in a military coffin before. He looked so handsome, so mature.



The church was packed with his friends. One by one those who loved him took a last walk by the coffin. The teacher was the last one to bless the coffin.



As she stood there, one of the soldiers who acted as pallbearer came up to her. "Were you Mark's math teacher?" he asked. She nodded: "yes." Then he said: "Mark talked about you a lot."



After the funeral, most of Mark's former classmates went together to a luncheon. Mark's mother and father were there, obviously waiting to speak with his teacher.



"We want to show you something," his father said, taking a wallet out of his pocket. "They found this on Mark when he was killed. We thought you might recognize it."



Opening the billfold, he carefully removed two worn pieces of notebook paper that had obviously been taped, folded and refolded many times. The teacher knew without looking that the papers were the ones on which she had listed all the good things each of Mark's classmates had said about him.



"Thank you so much for doing that," Mark's mother said. "As you can see, Mark treasured it."



All of Mark's former classmates started to gather around. Charlie smiled rather sheepishly and said, "I still have my list. It's in the top drawer of my desk at home."



Chuck's wife said, "Chuck asked me to put his in our wedding album."



"I have mine too," Marilyn said. "It's in my diary."



Then Vicki, another classmate, reached into her pocketbook, took out her wallet and showed her worn and frazzled list to the group. "I carry this with me at all times," Vicki said and without batting an eyelash, she continued: "I think we all saved our lists."



That's when the teacher finally sat down and cried. She cried for Mark and for all his friends who would never see him again. The density of people in society is so thick that we forget that life will end one day. And we don't know when that one day will be.



So please, tell the people you love and care for, that they are special and important. Tell them, before it is too late. Remember, you reap what you sow. What you put into the lives of others comes back into your own.

[Kenny]

*resurrects and throws the goat into a time-warp portal*



*the goat appears in front of his own M-14*



coincidence? destiny? mutton biryani?







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Omigod!... They killed The Goat Lord! You BASTARDS!!

[azazel]

*resurrects and throws the goat into a time-warp portal*

*wakes up Kenny n drowns him in the GOAT's puke*

[asli_badmash]

*loads his brand new M-14 n test-fires it*
*bang.. splaaaat*
Oh my God, i killed Kenny

You are a Bastard!



PS: "Bastard" said in Southpark way.

[SimarikSmokin]

Shut up asli badmash u are such a brown noser like you bad talk me and you are nice to my sister though she is nice So not jealous here! but i have come to realize this is my life that the more i don't care the more people take advantage of u so now this is me the Big bitch no more miss nice resh! this is mean resh!

[malakpetmasala]

Shut up asli badmash u are such a brown noser like you bad talk me and you are nice to my sister though she is nice So not jealous here! but i have come to realize this is my life that the more i don't care the more people take advantage of u so now this is me the Big bitch no more miss nice resh! this is mean resh!

hey AB, remember what Eminem said? Bitches they come, they go... saturday to sunday monday, monday thru sunday yo.

[SimarikSmokin]

Omg you called me a bitch now you are really cool! you are also one of the wannabes on this board and trust me i bet no one really likes u

[malakpetmasala]

Omg you called me a bitch now you are really cool! you are also one of the wannabes on this board and trust me i bet no one really likes u

Firstly, u called urself a bitch, I was just quoting Eminem, just like everyone quotes South park.



Secondly, does nt matter if anyone likes me or not, I like them all.

[Alexis]

Omg you called me a bitch now you are really cool! you are also one of the wannabes on this board and trust me i bet no one really likes u

Resh, you need to chill. Why do you have daggers for anyone on this board? Whether they like me or not, Im friendly and nice to everyone. Its a small world and if we all got along, maybe life (the biggest bitch of all) can be a lot more tolerable.

Im all about peace. So peace out ya'll.

[malakpetmasala]

Omg you called me a bitch now you are really cool! you are also one of the wannabes on this board and trust me i bet no one really likes u

Resh, you need to chill. Why do you have daggers for anyone on this board? Whether they like me or not, Im friendly and nice to everyone. Its a small world and if we all got along, maybe life (the biggest bitch of all) can be a lot more tolerable.
Im all about peace. So peace out ya'll.

Hey Lexi, is SS ur older or younger sis?

[Kenny]

*resurrects and throws the goat into a time-warp portal*

*wakes up Kenny n drowns him in the GOAT's puke*

*collects some of the goat puke in an ice cream cup*



*connects the goat's nostrils to the cup by means of straws as the goat sleeps*



*The Lord of the Goats doesn't wake up*

[asli_badmash]

Shut up asli badmash u are such a brown noser like you bad talk me and you are nice to my sister though she is nice So not jealous here! but i have come to realize this is my life that the more i don't care the more people take advantage of u so now this is me the Big bitch no more miss nice resh! this is mean resh!

Abe chutki.. Take a chill-pill yaar. Did you notice the disclaimer.. maybe not.



I was just following up AZ's post like in Southpark. Whenever someone kills Kenny and they declare that they killed Kenny. They have to be called a BASTARD! Obviously I dont mean it.. but its a a SOUTHPARK thing. You wouldnt know. If you did.. you wouldnt have called me a Brown Nose..



BTW "Brown Nose" is that a racial SLUR. Cause I am brown skinned you know.



Mexican accent: "WHY YOU NO LIKE ME. SS?"

[Kenny]

Shut up asli badmash u are such a brown noser like you bad talk me and you are nice to my sister though she is nice So not jealous here! but i have come to realize this is my life that the more i don't care the more people take advantage of u so now this is me the Big bitch no more miss nice resh! this is mean resh!

Aren't you jumpin the gun a little.... that was a southpark joke, it's not like he meant anything!!

[asli_badmash]

Shut up asli badmash

...You no my Mama.. So I no shut up. Entinendes... (No hablo Engles.)

u are such a brown noser

Actualy I am... I am fair but the Hyd Sun has tanned me BROWN.

like you bad talk me and you are nice to my sister though she is nice So not jealous here!

I dont remember bad talking you at all... When/How did that happen. On the contrary I have always thought of you as a sweet person. Do I see somebody being J. You are Jealous... Understandable. Well all I can say is grow up... get married and try to act more like your sis(Alexis).



Also.. stop using the Valley talk word "Like"! Its like you know. I am like.. I was so like.. Only ignorant people talk that way. You sound so retarded that way. Let me ask you.. do you ride in the special-ed bus... NO. Do you drool... NO. Then why do you use the "Valley Talk".

[malakpetmasala]

Shut up asli badmash

...You no my Mama.. So I no shut up. Entinendes... (No hablo Engles.)

u are such a brown noser

Actualy I am... I am fair but the Hyd Sun has tanned me BROWN.

like you bad talk me and you are nice to my sister though she is nice So not jealous here!

I dont remember bad talking you at all... When/How did that happen. On the contrary I have always thought of you as a sweet person. Do I see somebody being J. You are Jealous... Understandable. Well all I can say is grow up... get married and try to act more like your sis(Alexis).

Also.. stop using the Valley talk word "Like"! Its like you know. I am like.. I was so like.. Only ignorant people talk that way. You sound so retarded that way. Let me ask you.. do you ride in the special-ed bus... NO. Do you drool... NO. Then why do you use the "Valley Talk".

Is it any of the off-screen chemistry that we are getting to see on screen?

[asli_badmash]

Is it any of the off-screen chemistry that we are getting to see on screen?

NO... no chemistry.. physics or Math. No connection. I was responding to chutki(SS's) outburst.