Milking a Cow

by **malakpetmasala** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 11:37 am

milking a cow could be fun as long as it does nt shit while u are milking or kick u in the groin while u bend down to milk.

n hye, its not just cows that i d like to milk

even goats and sheep and horses are cool too, as long as they are not male.

by **Sharjeel** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 12:19 pm

MM, very groos, as usual! ;-)

*looks at puke comin out of his ear.*

*reaches deep into his very soul and lets loose a Enterprise-class puke*

There, now me house doesnt need dusting anymore!

by **malakpetmasala** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 12:24 pm

Sharjeel wrote:MM, very groos, as usual!

*looks at puke comin out of his ear.*

*reaches deep into his very soul and lets loose a Enterprise-class puke*

There, now me house doesnt need dusting anymore!

dude, why dont u go on the birth control pills, so much puking is not good for u.

by **Sharjeel** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 12:37 pm

They don't let me into any medical shop after what happened the last time I was there.

Pukes r good fer me. Keeps them nosy young 'uns away...

by **malakpetmasala** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 12:39 pm

Sharjeel wrote:They don't let me into any medical shop after what happened the last time I was there.

Pukes r good fer me. Keeps them nosy young 'uns away...

so do they have a notice board infront of the shop saying : sharjeel- entry denied?

by **Sharjeel** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 12:44 pm

Don't need to do that. They know that I am terrified of soaps and any other bathing produict, so they jus hang one in front of their doorstep.

by **malakpetmasala** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 12:47 pm

Sharjeel wrote:Don't need to do that. They know that I am terrified of soaps and any other bathing produict, so they jus hang one in front of their doorstep.

do u atleast believe in deodorants?

by **azazel** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 1:33 pm

hey, even i get the topic

SimarikSmokin wrote:Well how many people Around are concerned about Mad Cow Diease? and Also Eating beef is so unhealthy for you, it causes Heart Dieases and Obesisty.

all im concerned with is what food i eat n just how good it tastes! no, eating beef is not unhealthy, over-eating anything without regular exercise is [look who's talkin nai?? :lol:

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i don't eat Beef or Lamb or Sheeps, i am an animal lover, however i eat chickens and Shrimp and Fish Yummy! and Calamari, and Caviar!

i love animals too, they taste great :twisted:

ALSO MAKE SURE TO DRINK MILK

drink a cuppa milk yevry day

by **Kenny** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 3:40 pm

azazel wrote:drink a cuppa milk yevry day

woh toh chai mein ich ho jaata

by **azazel** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 3:48 pm

Kenny wrote:woh toh chai mein ich ho jaata

well, tht wud make it 2 cups of milk then. :wink:

by **SimarikSmokin** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 3:06 am

Naveed you should cut down on carbs they are bad for you so try doing the protein diet like me! i am not fat or skinny i am just the perfect weight though i want to lose like 40 pounds within the next 2 months.

by **Alexis** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 4:13 am

Youre at the perfect weight, yet you want to lose 40 pounds? :shock:

Sometimes, you just dont make any sense SS.

by **malakpetmasala** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 5:30 am

Alexis wrote:Youre at the perfect weight, yet you want to lose 40 pounds?
Sometimes, you just dont make any sense SS.

Is it like a family tradition?

by **SimarikSmokin** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:54 am

What is a Family tradition??

i did milk a cow once when i was 8 it was kinda gross and scarring! cows scare me but they deserve respect.

So Free All Cows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am going on a strike for everyone to don't harming those creatures!

EAT MORE CHIKIN!

by **Sharjeel** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:58 am

chheeee!

Chicken is so boring! Can't compare to Beef.

As a matter of fact, if you stopped eating beef, there would be so many cows that you would have to kill them anyway.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 12:24 pm

Alexis wrote:Youre at the perfect weight, yet you want to lose 40 pounds?
Sometimes, you just dont make any sense SS.

Lexi, i think she's Anorexic...get her some help fast....poor dear...

by **CtrlAltDel** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 12:24 pm

SimarikSmokin wrote:EAT MORE CHIKIN!

...and Seafood!

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 12:29 pm

Sharjeel wrote:Chicken is so boring! Can't compare to Beef.

As a matter of fact, if you stopped eating beef, there would be so many cows that you would have to kill them anyway.

all this talk about eating Gau mata (P.B.U.I) has hurt my religious sentiments :twisted:

by **CtrlAltDel** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 12:44 pm

Mayavi Morpheus wrote: all this talk about eating Gau mata (P.B.U.I) has hurt my religious sentiments

:lol:

this reminds me of the following extract from an article by Gurumurthy:

Gurumurthy wrote:"I am a Brahmin from Tanjore district. Yet I eat beef. I threw my sacred thread. I married, not a Brahmin, but, a non-Hindu. I am so secular." He went on. Not in a private talk, in a public speech. Sounds like Mani Shankar Aiyar? Right, it is he. This was in early 1980s at a seminar on secularism in Chennai. Arun Shourie, N. Ram among others were present. After giving my introductory address I too listened to what Mani claimed as his ''secular'' credentials. On this test, for a Muslim to claim 'secular' status, he must eat pork, cut off his beard and marry non-Muslims. But, for Mani, Muslims are, by birth, 'secular'. Only Hindus have to turn un-Hindus to be 'secular'.

the entire article (which btw, is abt Mani Shankar's Savarkar controversy) can be read here:

http://www.newindpress.com/Column.asp?ID=IEH20040906095955

by **Sharjeel** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 1:05 pm

The above paragraph you quoted is the only piece of writing which exhibits logic in the whole article.

I am a muslim and have lived beside a mandir for 20 years (in nagpur which is supposed to be the headquarters of RSS) and I can swear that hindus are secular.

The major problem is not with Hindus or Muslims, the problem lies in education. Un-educated people get taken for a ride by politicians. I have (GENERALLY) not seen educated people being rude to other peoples' religious sentiments.

by **azazel** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 5:13 pm

SimarikSmokin wrote:Naveed you should cut down on carbs they are bad for you so try doing the protein diet like me!

*puts on his tracksuit n sets out to jog*
*after running 5 kms realises it was a dream*
*phew*

ill get on an exercise regime whn i feel like it. thx for ur concern

i am not fat or skinny i am just the perfect weight though i want to lose like 40 pounds within the next 2 months.

er.. u wanna try the skeleton-look? :roll:

by **SimarikSmokin** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:20 pm

i just want to lose 40 pounds so i don't have to worry about losing weight though i hate looking at myself i feel fat and foamy like! like a cotton ball

by **azazel** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:32 pm

SimarikSmokin wrote:i just want to lose 40 pounds so i don't have to worry about losing weight though i hate looking at myself i feel fat and foamy like! like a cotton ball

make up ur mind gurl.. either ur comfy with wht u weigh or ur not

whtever it may be, y lose somethin like 40 pounds :shock:

by **oneminutecooler** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 5:58 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:i just want to lose 40 pounds so i don't have to worry about losing weight though i hate looking at myself i feel fat and foamy like! like a cotton ball

Yeah, I'm just as confused as everyone else....so you're the perfect weight for your age, yet you want to be 40 pounds underweight now? Well, actually, it depends on if the weight you have now is healthy fat or not. If its healthy, just keep up a good nutritious choice of foods and stay the way you are. If it's unhealthy fat, lose it (but not 40 pounds!!!!) lose ALITTLE at a time and just gain it back to "perfect" by eating healthy food and keeping up regular excersizes. 40 pounds underweight it extremely unhealthy.I think if your the perfect weight, keep it that way. Whether being skinny means looking better to you or not, it also means you can be unhealthy............and nothing can substitute for bad health.

Lol. SOrry, just my opinion.! Long opinion too! I've just been kind of "bugged" by some friends of mine who also say they want to lost tons of pounds when theyre perfect or skinny as it is!!!! UGH it just bothers me sometimes. SOOOO SORRY THOUGH! just had to let some of that old steam out!

by **oneminutecooler** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 5:59 am

OH and i haven't eaten beef in a long long time and lamb is good and so is chicken

/..........Now im hungry. CYA

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