Whats the difference

[DQ]

what?

man..... this dude has serious understanding problems


lemme explain..... I was trying to tell you in my last post here that malakpetmasala is being sarcastic towards the OTHER posts in these DBs by saying "can we talk about production, economics problems and physics??????"

phew!!

have a kitkat, DQ.

See would have been easier if you would have quoted then. I thought you are refuting the allegations and proofs by CAD, ASLI and Malakie about your gender.



Anyways okai now. Cool!!





What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?

They are both used as a substitute for meat.

[Kenny]

peace, DQ...... here's a joke on topic of your thread



An Italian Story

Must be read with an Italian accent



One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. I tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.



Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna my bitch.



So I go back to room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tell him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed you sonna ma bitch.



I go to check out and the man at the desk say "peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, ima gonna back to Italy.

[DQ]

Whats the difference between Snow Woman and Snow Man ?

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Snow BALLZ ..........

[DQ]

How do you confuse Wiz ?



Put him in a round room and ask him to Piss in a corner.





How do you get a one handed wiz down from a tree ?



Wave to him

[DQ]

So many jokes on fat. Now some for the skinny.





Whats the noisiest thing in the whole world. ?



Two skinnies having sex on a tin roof. Rattle Rattle

[black wizard]

peace, DQ...... here's a joke on topic of your thread

An Italian Story
Must be read with an Italian accent

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. I tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna my bitch.

So I go back to room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tell him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed you sonna ma bitch.

I go to check out and the man at the desk say "peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, ima gonna back to Italy.

ROTFL!!!

[DQ]

What is two inches wide, six inches long and drives a women wild?

[malakpetmasala]

What is two inches wide, six inches long and drives a women wild?

the longer version of a tim tam? cant really think of anything else right now.

[DQ]

What is two inches wide, six inches long and drives a women wild?

the longer version of a tim tam? cant really think of anything else right now.

Nah its the new Mars bar

[malakpetmasala]

What is two inches wide, six inches long and drives a women wild?

the longer version of a tim tam? cant really think of anything else right now.

Nah its the new Mars bar

almost got there. but then..... all the chiks i knew went crazy over a tim tam, if it was not for the other bar.

[dq]

Trains in Bihar !!!



Apune laloo jo rail mantri howe!!! hain Jahan man safar kare.



Sala kauno kuch bolo to Rabri didi ko kahi deunga.....

[azazel]

damnit, noone open to the idea of a Fight Club.. lusars

[DQ]

Laloo ke Rajya me Karruption

JO BHI KARUPT HOGA HUM USE CHODOONGA NAHI

Aur woh bhi doodh ma !!! Hau.



Milkman jailed for mixing water



A milkman from Narnaul in Haryana will now have to behind bars for something he did 16 years ago — mixing water in milk.

Charged with the crime way back in 1988, the Supreme Court has sentenced the milkman to a jail term of six months.

[malakpetmasala]

damnit, noone open to the idea of a Fight Club.. lusars

dude, i could be ur _ up alter ego, bashing u up and sleepin with ur chick

[Kenny]

There was a young fellow of Kent
Whose prick was so long that it bent,
So to save himself trouble
He put it in double,
And instead of coming he went.

[azazel's alter-ego]

dude, i could be ur _ up alter ego, bashing u up and sleepin with ur chick

vo to mai already karta hun..

[malakpetmasala]

dude, i could be ur _ up alter ego, bashing u up and sleepin with ur chick

vo to mai already karta hun..

alright ..... then we dont talk about it.

[azazel]

alright ..... then we dont talk about it.

yea, u n me the first members of the club then.. whn do we make our debuts??

[malakpetmasala]

alright ..... then we dont talk about it.

yea, u n me the first members of the club then.. whn do we make our debuts??

depends on how many chicks we have in the club for the first spa fight.

[azazel]

depends on how many chicks we have in the club for the first spa fight.

hmmm.. which sprouts another idea in my head, should we get chicks to fight too?? i mean, not only with other chicks[best part, obviously] but also us

[DQ]

depends on how many chicks we have in the club for the first spa fight.

hmmm.. which sprouts another idea in my head, should we get chicks to fight too?? i mean, not only with other chicks[best part, obviously] but also us

Reminds me of American Pie.



AZ out to create Hyderabadi Pie brrrrr....

[malakpetmasala]

depends on how many chicks we have in the club for the first spa fight.

hmmm.. which sprouts another idea in my head, should we get chicks to fight too?? i mean, not only with other chicks[best part, obviously] but also us

Reminds me of American Pie.

AZ out to create Hyderabadi Pie brrrrr....

Na, has to be hyderabadi sheermal.

[azazel]

^^^^ ye Fight Club me American Pie kahan se ghus gaya bhaai??

[CtrlAltDel]

AZ out to create Hyderabadi Pie brrrrr....

Na, has to be hyderabadi sheermal.

...dilkush... (or dilpasand ?)

[malakpetmasala]

AZ out to create Hyderabadi Pie brrrrr....

Na, has to be hyderabadi sheermal.

...dilkush... (or dilpasand ?)

which of them has the brown coloured stuffing? dilkush or dilpasand?



i think its the dilkush. i remember those days wen i used to get off the bus at saidabad police station to eat freshly baked warm dilkush on the way back home. there was this famous bakery there. i think it was called Aziz s bakery if io am not wrong.