The JaszyNut Curse Fest

by **The Crackednut** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:00 am

Sad...Sad... ok, for ur sake tho...barely made it to Curse #2!

by **azazel** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:01 am

Jaszalcatraz wrote:Hey Cracked NUT, ever thought of seeing a _ doctor?

wtf is a _ doctor??

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:02 am

If we took the collective stupidity of every low-life imbecile known since the evolution of man, it might be close to the complete lack of brain function you posess

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:04 am

The Crackednut wrote:Sad...Sad... ok, for ur sake tho...barely made it to Curse #2!

A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.

by **The Crackednut** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:04 am

Dear Popcorn Vendor/Interrupting audience member,

I kindly advice you to refrain from interjecting in between. It only makes a wild animal like The Jasz"Animal Boy" Alcatraz to grow wilder. Ain't i right, tchu..tchu..tchuuuuu?

**Throws biscuit at the nearby creature that goes by the name of Jaszalcatraz. Jumps when it starts to growl and bark**

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:06 am

Grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from you ass.

by **azazel** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:07 am

The Crackednut wrote:Dear Popcorn Vendor/Interrupting audience member,I kindly advice you to refrain from interjecting in between

taken into consideration, but this too damn good to miss :twisted:

odds for now --> jasz: nut --> 1/3:1/3

:roll:

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:08 am

You have so much skin on your forehead, Michael Jackson can get a 1000 new noses off it.

by **The Crackednut** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:11 am

but what r u aiming to gain out of this-if i may-charade?

Post Counts? Girlfriends? Wanna impress your computer? Or maybe jus inflate that ego till it jets out each time u open ur mouth??????

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:12 am

Your head is so far up your ass that your brain is acting like your second small intestine.

by **azazel** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:13 am

the fun's just startin now.. keep goin..

*a cup of azazel special tea each for the competitors*

keep goin :twisted:

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:18 am

Ooh. I get your strategy now.......I bet you have a note on your refridgerator which reads as follows

Strategy for Curse Fest

Hide complete lack of creativity by repeatedly trying to make fun of Jasz's CurseFest Idea.

Hide complete lack of brain by repeating the same thing again and again. But do not forget to rephrase.

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:19 am

And by the way, if I remember right, you were the one who had the CurseFest idea 4 years ago because you wanted to show-off your typing skills.

by **The Crackednut** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:20 am

heard of a chap called Robbie William? you may have not since he's a Male Human Being and you of course are ...well...whatever. So he had an album called "The Ego has Landed". Tell me Jasz"The Curse" Alcatraz, does ur ego land or plain jus plop to the ground like you normally do whenever you're hungry and start to lick the floor?

by **azazel** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:20 am

hide karke kya faayda??

by **The Crackednut** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:26 am

Seriously... i STILL have the text of our very first CurseFest. Its another matter that you were still trying hard to spell "COMPUTER" then.

But i'm appalled at the quality of your curses here. U chicken that junta'll not get to like u?

Keep all world aside...'cos this Town's ain't big enuff for the two of us!

**ball of hay quietly is blown away across empty street**

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:26 am

Today I'm going to teach all ya people about a sensitive subject called BALDING.

This condition usually occurs in males when they reach a certain age. But in some cases when the Lord has gifted a human with a lot of hair on the legs he taketh away hair from the head.

As you may all know, there are two centres where hair growth is prominent. So if the Lord hath taken away hair from yer head, I wonder how much hair you got down there.

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:27 am

And btw, may the fleas of a thousand camels feast on your privates.

by **The Crackednut** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:30 am

**Sip,sip,sip** Thanks for the Special Azazel Chai, azazel.

Now mix some "stuff" and pass it over to Jasz-who-is-Fat-but-thinks-SlimBoy. That'll make his dreary upstairs open up to some more concepts apart from Balding.

Good lord, that's the 3rd time u've used it. OK! point made! what next?? and know what... Quoted and Unquoted. :p

by **Unbiased Commentry, Seriously!** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:38 am

Good... Jasz Boy seems all pooped out. Ladies and Gentlemen, Round 1 comes to an inconclusive end with The Crackednut playing his defensive tactics too well. JaszBoy retorted with few manouvers not even worth writing about. Strategies and Tactics shall unfurl fast in the next 2 days. Keep tuned and don't forget to come back for more updates on The JaszyNut CurseFest only on the bulletin boards at your very own http://www.fullhyd.com.

**Showtime jingle plays in the background**

Over to our presenter Azazel.

by **The Reporter** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:46 am

It was a good first round with Jaszalcatraz having a clear edge over his less-than-worthy competitor. The Nut with was obviously low on morale caused by Jasz's scathing attacks. So we will have to wait to see if the Nut will hit back. I personally do not think so.

This is The Reporter on location for FH-DB News. Over to you Azazel.

by **akhilis2cool** » Tue May 04, 2004 10:28 am

Wah good work.......

keep it up guys....keep cursing...aur agar kisi prakaar ki madat ki zaroorat ho to hame pooch lena..... :wink:

by **Agent Provocateur** » Tue May 04, 2004 10:31 am

how 'bout this one:

Your breath smells so bad, people look forward to your fart

(picked it form some movie long ago...forgotten which...)

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:49 pm

Har! Har!!

Entertaining hardly begins to describe this!!

Az man, put me down for one tub of popcorn and a Pepsi

by **Mona Lisa Smile** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:07 pm

Good Show guys! *thums up*

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:Har! Har!!

Entertaining hardly begins to describe this!!

Az man, put me down for one tub of popcorn and a Pepsi

You could say that again!

i know i keep repeatin myself ... a habit i picked up from other disgruntled members. gimme some time to shake it off!

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