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by CtrlAltDel » Sat Sep 11, 2004 12:11 am

Kenny wrote:Baby stammers? :lol:
KORRRRECCCCKT! the baby stutters from birth...! :lol:
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by CtrlAltDel » Sat Sep 11, 2004 12:50 am

ok...next Q) Why are ladies attracted to submarine sailors?
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by Kenny » Sat Sep 11, 2004 6:45 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:ok...next Q) Why are ladies attracted to submarine sailors?




Coz they're seamen ? :lol:
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by CtrlAltDel » Sat Sep 11, 2004 2:54 pm

Kenny wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:ok...next Q) Why are ladies attracted to submarine sailors?
Coz they're seamen ? :lol:
close enuf! :D

its something to do with a long hard cylinder filled with sea-men...:mrgreen:
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by Kenny » Sat Sep 11, 2004 5:40 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
Kenny wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:ok...next Q) Why are ladies attracted to submarine sailors?
Coz they're seamen ? :lol:
close enuf! :D
its something to do with a long hard cylinder filled with sea-men...:mrgreen:




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by Scorpion's Sting » Sat Sep 11, 2004 6:09 pm

Whats the diff between a 747 and a blonde?
Things are supposed to happen the way they happen. And the reason they happen the way the happen is because you try to make them happen in a certain way and may or may not be succesful.
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Blonde vs 747

by Kenny » Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:12 pm

The 747 has a smaller cockpit? :twisted:
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Re: Blonde vs 747

by black wizard » Sun Sep 12, 2004 12:55 am

Kenny wrote:The 747 has a smaller cockpit? :twisted:


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Re: Blonde vs 747

by Scorpion's Sting » Sun Sep 12, 2004 2:52 pm

Kenny wrote:The 747 has a smaller cockpit? :twisted:




:shock: :arrow: :roll: :arrow: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Ans.) Not every1s been in a 747 :lol:
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by azazel » Sun Sep 12, 2004 8:01 pm

Kenny wrote:You are near a river. You have one 5-litre can and one 3-litre can. You need to take four litres home. How do you manage this?




*cracks knuckles*



take the 3ltr jar, fill it completely with water. pour out the 3ltr into the 5ltr jar. now, fill the 3ltr jar again n pour the water into the 5ltr jar till the 5ltr jar is full. now, thrz exactly 1ltr remaining in the 3ltr jar. empty the 5ltr jar n pour the 1ltr from the 3ltr jar into the 5ltr jar. now, fill the 3ltr jar again completely n pour the water into the 5ltr jar. Eureka :idea:



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by Kenny » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:23 am

azazel wrote:
Kenny wrote:You are near a river. You have one 5-litre can and one 3-litre can. You need to take four litres home. How do you manage this?


*cracks knuckles*

take the 3ltr jar, fill it completely with water. pour out the 3ltr into the 5ltr jar. now, fill the 3ltr jar again n pour the water into the 5ltr jar till the 5ltr jar is full. now, thrz exactly 1ltr remaining in the 3ltr jar. empty the 5ltr jar n pour the 1ltr from the 3ltr jar into the 5ltr jar. now, fill the 3ltr jar again completely n pour the water into the 5ltr jar. Eureka :idea:




Yeah, that's it!



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Re: Blonde vs 747

by Kenny » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:26 am

Scorpion's Sting wrote:
Kenny wrote:The 747 has a smaller cockpit? :twisted:


:shock: :arrow: :roll: :arrow: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ans.) Not every1s been in a 747 :lol:




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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:18 am

Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
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by bindassbiryani » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:45 am

rock_26iin wrote:lo ek aur Q: anda pehle aaya ya murgi??? (one of the oldest :roll: )




woh tho nahin maalum lekin main tho pehle murgi aur baadme anda khaatun...
kya tho bhi, biryani khaenge?
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by bindassbiryani » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:50 am

kaani, does the ass really crack and fall apart guddapagaldenginappudu?
kya tho bhi, biryani khaenge?
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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Sep 13, 2004 12:41 pm

bindassbiryani wrote:kaani, does the ass really crack and fall apart guddapagaldenginappudu?
ask Raj...he can answer that :twisted:
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by LP » Mon Sep 13, 2004 12:45 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
bindassbiryani wrote:kaani, does the ass really crack and fall apart guddapagaldenginappudu?
ask Raj...he can answer that :twisted:


I think Raj left long long long ago :D (When we ripped him appart). :twisted:
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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Sep 13, 2004 12:52 pm

LP wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:
bindassbiryani wrote:kaani, does the ass really crack and fall apart guddapagaldenginappudu?
ask Raj...he can answer that :twisted:
I think Raj left long long long ago :D (When we ripped him appart). :twisted:
mebbe but his name still lives here whenevr ppl need a victim for gay jokes....:D
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by Kenny » Mon Sep 13, 2004 12:56 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:Q: What's the difference between light and hard?


:?: :?: :?:



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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:01 pm

Kenny wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:Q: What's the difference between light and hard?

:?: :?: :?:
*stumped*
its possible to sleep with a light on...:lol:
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by malakpetmasala » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:06 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:Q) How do you know if a woman used a vibrator while she was pregnant?




dont know, i never met prgenant women. enlighten us guruji.
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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:08 pm

malakpetmasala wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:Q) How do you know if a woman used a vibrator while she was pregnant?
dont know, i never met prgenant women. enlighten us guruji.
the answer is given up there somewhere...scroll up n read it
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by akhilis2cool » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:51 pm

hum Kaun hai?
People are crazy, at times are strange. I am locked-in tight, I am out of range.
I used to care, but things have changed.
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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:17 pm

Woh Kaun Thi...?
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by akhilis2cool » Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:43 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:Woh Kaun Thi...?
woh...rani mukherji thi....*drool* *droool*
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