English Grammar

[talky]

Overheard at Country Oven today: what many cakes you want?

ha ha and raefel nadal pronounce's public as publiquee

[ycr007]

Rafael Nadal.....

[talky]

:roll:
Rafael Nadal.....

oh sorry

[rock_26iin]

Got this in a mail, thought it was worth this board,



> These are Girls ads taken from shaadi.com...



>> These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors

>> have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the

>> heart!



>>

>> - Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,

>> If

> any

>> one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good

> education

>> but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my

> heart...

>> when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter..

>> Thanks

>> yours Regards Sowmya ~*~

>> (Working in all fields???)

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>> i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state

> she

>> is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

>>

>> (Homework?)

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>>

>> Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may

> never

>> create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire

>> life

> can

>> run smoothly. thank you

>>

>> (The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>>

>>

>> he should be good looking and should have a service. he Shoulsd have

>> one

>> brother and one sister. he should be educated.

>>

>> (ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>>

>> I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I

> love

>> to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am

>> looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love

> myself

>> a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........

>> hold

>> my hand forever !!!

>>

>> (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>>

>> i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i

>> amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot

>>

>> (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>>

>> My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as

>> Tanwerr

> as

>> in KSBKBT......

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>>

>> i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but

> while

>> steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

>>

>> (by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>>

>> HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO

>> LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL

>> MESSENGER

> OF

>> GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST

>> BELIEVE

> IN

>> GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED

>> WITH

>> ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

>>

>> (all of us are loughing{laughing})

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>> whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone

> groom

>> and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would

>> bde

>> called the man of the lamp

>>

>> (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl

>> wants)

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>> i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i

>> love

> the

>> patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

>>

>> (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is

>> suffering

>> from "Ok-syndrome")

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>> HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1

>> CAR

> AND

>> 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK

>>

>> (the "ok syndrome" again)

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>> iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and

>> fater&mother

>> sister complity marred

>>

>> (somebody please explain in comments section how to get married

>> 'completely'?)

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>>

>> iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and

>> parent.

>> i

>> am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at

> kalahandi

>> diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.

>>

>> (actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or tailor.??)

>>

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>> my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me

>> pleaes

>> pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

>>

>> (height of desperation! J )

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>>

>> Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he havea

> frank

>> he's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main

> think

>> is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.

>> but

>> iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say that

>> Iam a

>> good girl. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS

> YOUR.

>> bye bye.

>>

>> (uttama purishinin)

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>> iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

>>

>> (No comments)

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>> I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.

>>

>> (maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>> hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.i

>> divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good'. i expect the

>> good

>> minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other

>> caste

>> accepted ...

>>

>> (but credit cards not accepted..???)

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>> my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service

>>

>> (Zebra..???)

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>> i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot

> should

>> be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.

>>

>> (Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)

>>

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>> to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable

>>

>> (this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a

> groom.

>> I wish his best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure she will get

>> one

>> soon.)

>>

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>> i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure.

>> because boy is the maharaja.

>>

>> (Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?)

>>

>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> ~~

>>

>> ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not

> paying

>> salary at present.

>>

>> (Any takers again?)

[talky]

wat is ur name is?