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Top 10 reasons to marry.

by lizard king » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:54 am

Fuk... cant find one!
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Re: Top 10 reasons to marry.

by enriquee » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:59 am

lizard king wrote:Fuk... cant find one!




hmm... if u wnat i can tell u the demerits... :lol: :lol:
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Re: Top 10 reasons to marry.

by Naveenji » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:45 am

lizard king wrote:Fuk... cant find one!




Come on man!!!



1. Living happily ever after :wink:

2. Making your friends jealous

3. Someone to take care of you when you need the most.

4. A company for life.

5. Company to share your ideas.

6. To cook and feed you - Kitchen management.

7. To propagate your species ( most important)

8. Satisfaction in life.

9. Company for shopping, movies and eat out.

10. Status: Married from single (not ready to mingle)
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Re: Top 10 reasons to marry.

by Sharjeel » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:56 am

lizard king wrote:Fuk... cant find one!
Doesn't matter, we will make do with 9. :P
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Re: Top 10 reasons to marry.

by mark » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:04 am

Naveenji wrote:
lizard king wrote:Fuk... cant find one!


Come on man!!!

1. Living happily ever after :wink:
2. Making your friends jealous
3. Someone to take care of you when you need the most.
4. A company for life.
5. Company to share your ideas.
6. To cook and feed you - Kitchen management.
7. To propagate your species ( most important)
8. Satisfaction in life.
9. Company for shopping, movies and eat out.
10. Status: Married from single (not ready to mingle)






point 1-6 + 8-9 could be taken care of by a series of nice girlfriends, or professional escorts (would still work out cheaper that marrage)

point no. 7, there are about 3 billion too many of us, i'm not sure if we really need to be worried about propagation of the species.

point 10, not sure what you mean.



All in all the only good reason to get married is if you have a double barrel shotgun pointed at the small of your back.





the real 10 reasons people get married

1. Bored with the chase

2. Legal reasons (visa, joint property ownership, etc)

3. Religious/cultural reasons

4. Parental pressure

5. No idea what else to do with life

6. Fear of being alone when old

7. someone to beat around the place when you're feelin down (j/k)

8. Afraid to say "no" when asked

9. Love, i suppose

10. Temporary infatuation mixed with extreme stupidity.
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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Re: Top 10 reasons to marry.

by Mayavi Morpheus » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:46 am

lizard king wrote:Fuk... cant find one!




1. Free sex



2. Free cooking



3. Free Laundry



Thats about it I guess.
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by Sharjeel » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:49 am

4. Keeps the neighbours busy
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by fl » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:52 am

Sharjeel wrote:4. Keeps the neighbours busy


dint get this one

does it have somethin to do with 1. :? :? :?
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by Sharjeel » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:57 am

fl wrote:
Sharjeel wrote:4. Keeps the neighbours busy

dint get this one
does it have somethin to do with 1. :? :? :?
Ur wife will keep pesterin ur neighbours for stuff, and then if you two have a fight, ur neighbours will be busy gossiping...
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by vakibs » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:34 pm

haha.. :) one thread which is too good to miss 8)



1) No more dates

2) Parents pestering about grandchildren

3) Sudden bout of insanity (aka possessiveness about a girl)

4) Masochism

5) Stupidity (aka feeling down about some other girl who's gone.. Actually these people are a favorite hunting ground for many women)
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Re: Top 10 reasons to marry.

by vakibs » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:36 pm

Naveenji wrote:10. Status: Married from single (not ready to mingle)




:roll: :roll: :roll: :? :? :? what is thatt !!! ?
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Re: Top 10 reasons to marry.

by lizard king » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:49 pm

Mayavi Morpheus wrote:
lizard king wrote:Fuk... cant find one!


1. Free sex

2. Free cooking

3. Free Laundry

Thats about it I guess.




hey come on... u are smarter than that.
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by betty » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:53 pm

Seems like the guys are protesting against marriage with a vengenace :shock: ...uffff...I'd better stay away from this thread....runs away
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Re: Top 10 reasons to marry.

by Mayavi Morpheus » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:10 pm

lizard king wrote:
Mayavi Morpheus wrote:
lizard king wrote:Fuk... cant find one!


1. Free sex
2. Free cooking
3. Free Laundry

Thats about it I guess.


hey come on... u are smarter than that.




I know sacrificing bachelorhood for the above is not a good bargain, but hey... I will do anything for 1 and 2.
May the Fries be with you!
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by san » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:41 pm

it's ok to get married - so u've been there done that, check it off your todo list - but it should definitely be up for renewal every few years.
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Re: Top 10 reasons to marry.

by » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:57 pm

Mayavi Morpheus wrote:
lizard king wrote:Fuk... cant find one!


1. Free sex

2. Free cooking

3. Free Laundry

Thats about it I guess.




:P :P :P :P :P :!:
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by CtrlAltDel » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:43 pm

san wrote:it should definitely be up for renewal every few years.
:lol:

well said san!
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings :roll:
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me :D
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by rock_26iin » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:58 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
san wrote:it should definitely be up for renewal every few years.
:lol:
well said san!




reminds me of a small chutkula:



Wife:What's the matter

Husband:Nothing!

Wife:You've been staring at our Marriage Certificate for the past 2 hours, what's the matter?

Husband:Nothing, i'm just looking for the expiry date
Things are supposed to happen the way they happen. And the reason they happen the way the happen is because you try to make them happen in a certain way and may or may not be succesful.
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by fl » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:30 pm

rock_26iin wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:
san wrote:it should definitely be up for renewal every few years.
:lol:
well said san!


reminds me of a small chutkula:

Wife:What's the matter
Husband:Nothing!
Wife:You've been staring at our Marriage Certificate for the past 2 hours, what's the matter?
Husband:Nothing, i'm just looking for the expiry date


hehe

nice one
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by Alexis » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:34 pm

A lifetime of companionship

Stability (financial and emotional).

Kids.
Whenever you can't sleep
May you be treated to a song
And heaven cracks
A song falls softly from the light of heaven.
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by rock_26iin » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:45 pm

Alexis wrote:emotional stability




I doubt that. :|
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by Alexis » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:53 pm

rock_26iin wrote:
Alexis wrote:emotional stability


I doubt that. :|


Guess that varies couple to couple. Ive attained emotional stability after marriage, so I thought everyone might.
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by Sharjeel » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:58 pm

Alexis wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:I doubt that. :|
Ive attained emotional stability after marriage, so I thought everyone might.
Not Rocky. Absolutely not...
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by XYZee » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:33 pm

Dunno emotional stability, but I guess you'd get a real nice punch bag for life.. :D
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by rock_26iin » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:36 pm

Alexis wrote:Ive attained emotional stability after marriage, so I thought everyone might.




You just generalized an exception ;) :D
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