The JaszyNut Curse Fest

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Mon May 03, 2004 11:28 pm

The hour of reckoning has arrived. The start of the battle is not far.

by **azazel** » Mon May 03, 2004 11:51 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:The hour of reckoning has arrived. The start of the battle is not far.

*unfreezes popcorn*

yea .. 10 mins to GO :twisted:

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Mon May 03, 2004 11:58 pm

**The JaszMan blows his battle horn and heads for the FH boards. As he walks in. Nutty is nowhere to be seen. Jasz thinks of the past Curse Fests. He has won each and every one of them. But they were in chatrooms. For the first time the arch-rivals are fighting on DBs.

He cracks his knuckles and exercises his fingers.**

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:00 am

**Being the reigning champion, the benevolent Jasz gives Nutty the oppurtunity to post first**

by **azazel** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:01 am

yea man, bust the nut :twisted:

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:09 am

Looks like the Nut is a no-show.

**Jasz turns to walk off the field. He shakes his head. He thinks of all the times The Nut has chickened out in life. He always knew The Nut was a no-good scumbag, and as usual, he's right**

by **The Crackednut** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:15 am

**peekaaaaaaaaawww!**

**shots fire from a small corner of the hall**

Sniper's away!!

**Jasz's head lies between a mix of blood, bones and granite. Mouth open and eyes closed. The Jasz dies a sorry death**

So much for a Challenger's applause !!!

**PPPppppprrrrrfffffffffttttt**

by **The Crackednut!** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:17 am

Did i actually need you to bother challenging me?

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:19 am

**Jasz looks at The Nut's antics and frowns. He was told a thousand times that this was a CURSE fest, not some damn drama. He wishes that the nincompoop will grow up.**

Well Nutty..........3 words...............vertically challenged baldy.

by **azazel** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:24 am

Jaszalcatraz wrote:Well Nutty..........3 words...............vertically challenged baldy.

Muaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha har har har... :lol:

*sips pepsi, waits for the retort*

*more popcorn*

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:24 am

**Goes off into a corner and lights a joint.**

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh. Dope rules.

by **The Crackednut** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:24 am

Well... i have a brain that works! u?

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:29 am

**Wonders how the Nut learnt about Jasz's Brain Transplant operation**

Atleast I dont need a stool to get on the toilet seat.

by **jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:29 am

**Throws a herring at The Nut and asks him to cut down a tree with it**

by **The Crackednut** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:33 am

See... this is not the correct way to deal issues, dear Horizontally-Challenged Jaszboy. If and when there is a problem, don't you deem it right to personally come and talk to me? What use is this Mudslinging and washing dirty linen in public ? Why? WHY? WHY?

**ducks and hides behind the sofa. prepares for a verbal assault that would make a Tidal wave seem like as harmless as a pea**

by **azazel** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:34 am

*greedily munches on the popcorn*

*waits for the action to get really intense*

the counter's open ppl, ley the bets noww!!

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:37 am

Mudslinging? ME? What rubbish......if my memory serves me right, it was you who brought out the teeth breaking incident ya moron.

Reading your post the only impression I can get is that you are backing off. Are ya PUNK?

If you really want me to wash the dirty linen in public, maybe I'll tell everyone of the fantabulous birthday gift of yours. Or do ya want me to bring up other unmentionables?

by **jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:38 am

BTW......I'm not fat, I'm big-boned.

by **azazel** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:41 am

Jaszalcatraz wrote:do ya want me to bring up other unmentionables?

*I do, bring it on*

*runs to get more 'corn* :twisted:

by **The Crackednut** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:42 am

Why the personal angle? stick to ur curses? oh wait... You're probably all punctured that this oh-so publicised "The JaszyNut Curse Fest" didn't get you enuff Post-counts so that you could show off to a bunch of nobodies back at college,eh?

**folds sleeves. signals to event manager/popcorn vendor Azazel to keep those coins clicking**

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:43 am

Easy Azazel, it's a two-day Fest, we dont want to exhaust ourselves yet.

by **The Crackednut** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:48 am

Hmm... 45 min and all Jasz was able to come out with was one measly statement. 'Tis a "CurseFest" or "Aunt Rita's Rant N' Weep Session"?

**poo-poos Jasz's efforts**

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:48 am

**Wonders how long ago it was when The Nut used to show off his post-count on a certain music site."

I know your reverse psychology mate, and by the way you been talking about your strategy for 2 days now. Is this the best you can do?

Only a few rather insipid fat-jokes. Let me tell you a joke.

How do you make the Nut laugh on Saturday?

Tell him a joke on Monday.

by **azazel** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:51 am

*keep it comin*

at this rate, ill make a nice lil' fortune sellin corn+drinks in my mini-stall.. also azazel special high-energy chaai, which'll help u achieve higher post-counts..

*prepares more 'corn for himself, yells at the 2 competitors to continue*

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:58 am

Hey Cracked NUT, ever thought of seeing a _ doctor?

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