Enjoy this (name modified to avoid offending anyone
)<br><br>A die-hard optimist posts his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft.
A few days later he got this reply:<br><br>
\"Dear Mr. Singh,<br><br>
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks\"<br><br>
Our super-optimist jumped with joy on receiving this reply.<br><br>
He arranged a party, and when all the guests had come, he said
\"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar Khushi hogee ki mujhay Amrika mein naukri mil gayee hai.\"<br><br>
Everyone was delighted. He continued, \"Ab
main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa, par letter English main hai,
isliyen saath-saath Hindi mein translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.\"<br><br>
\" Dear Mr. So & So ----- pyare So & So sahabji<br><br>
You do not meet ---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho<br><br>
our requirement ---- humko to zaroorat hai<br><br>
Please do not send any further correspondence ---- ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.<br><br>
No phone call ---- phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai.<br><br>
shall be entertained ---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.<br><br>
Thanks ---- aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya\"
