Way To Die

[ycr007]

Webcams serve a different purpose *hint* *hint*

like Monitoring Online Surgeries For E.g.

Medical Technology is making Rapid Strides these Days.....

A Surgeon Sitting in S.A can direct the Operation in NY with the Aid of a

Webcam....



Also Laproscopy uses Webcams....

[daisy]

like Monitoring Online Surgeries For E.g.
Medical Technology is making Rapid Strides these Days.....
A Surgeon Sitting in S.A can direct the Operation in NY with the Aid of a
Webcam....

Also Laproscopy uses Webcams....

some where mayavi is screeming 'kill me god.. please kill me now'

[Mayavi Morpheus]

Webcams serve a different purpose *hint* *hint*

like Monitoring Online Surgeries For E.g.
Medical Technology is making Rapid Strides these Days.....
A Surgeon Sitting in S.A can direct the Operation in NY with the Aid of a
Webcam....

Also Laproscopy uses Webcams....

tch..tch... how old are u?

[Alexis]

Another painful (and deliciously sadistic) way to kill someone would be to have a starved and blood-thirsty animal hound him. The dog/wolf/tiger/whichever you prefer would bite and shred mouthfuls of him and devour the bloody mess.

[CtrlAltDel]

why torment the poor animals by starving them first? its simpler and easier on the conscience to just swim in a piranha infested lake...

[Alexis]

why torment the poor animals by starving them first? its simpler and easier on the conscience to just swim in a piranha infested lake...

Forget the piranhas, Andy. There could be nothing like watching someone you want dead being chased then mutilated by a ferocious animal who has nothing but lunch in mind.

[azazel]

hmmm.. Hey AR, kids come up with our kinda topics there days.. where r ya my maa... er... creature ??



willing to give a live demo if i get a volunteer:



make the subject lie down, tie them up, make an incision on the forehead n place a precision drop-let of H2SO4 conc. on tht cut.. letting one drop of acid enter the wound every minute..





ppl willing to volunteer, gimme a buzz..

[The Scorpion's Sting]

How abt, u try to hang ureself from a tree (this tree is on a hill), but when u kick away the stool, ure neck doesnt break, but writhe in pain and then not able to take ure weight the rope snaps, u fall off the hill, roll on some jagged rocks and land in a water body, miraculously u r still alive then a shark comes and bites ure top half so that ure legs move around in the water, but ure top half is still alive in the shark's body and the gastric juices spread all around but u still don't die and ultimately die of starvation



Hmmmmm.......isn't that too far-fetched?

[Alexis]

How abt, u try to hang ureself from a tree (this tree is on a hill), but when u kick away the stool, ure neck doesnt break, but writhe in pain and then not able to take ure weight the rope snaps, u fall off the hill, roll on some jagged rocks and land in a water body, miraculously u r still alive then a shark comes and bites ure top half so that ure legs move around in the water, but ure top half is still alive in the shark's body and the gastric juices spread all around but u still don't die and ultimately die of starvation

Hmmmmm.......isn't that too far-fetched?

Maybe just a bit, ScSt.

[Just Another Human]

:shock:

y dnt ya do a live demonstration....instead of postin more.. ..

maybe using a webcam or something

Webcams serve a different purpose *hint* *hint*


on a seperate note, I was chattin in a yahoo chat room once and a person messaged me saying that he's gonna kill himself and I am the only who knows about it he even gave his phone number... he thought I would be scared or something and start callin 9-11, instead I asked him if I can see him kill himself on the webcam

Arey! Uske baad ????

back on topic: When I was a kid, like 13 - 14, I used to devise the most painful ways to kill people, to inflict injury and watch them bleed to death. Wanted to kill all the criminals in the most painful way possible... methods which would make any Jap WWII general proud.

Dreams ??

[CtrlAltDel]

back on topic: When I was a kid, like 13 - 14, I used to devise the most painful ways to kill people, to inflict injury and watch them bleed to death. Wanted to kill all the criminals in the most painful way possible... methods which would make any Jap WWII general proud.

Dreams ??

sounds more Mayavi's like wet dreams

[ycr007]

Webcams serve a different purpose *hint* *hint*

like Monitoring Online Surgeries For E.g.
Medical Technology is making Rapid Strides these Days.....
A Surgeon Sitting in S.A can direct the Operation in NY with the Aid of a
Webcam....

Also Laproscopy uses Webcams....

tch..tch... how old are u?

Old Enough to Understand ur Hints

[Just Another Human]

back on topic: When I was a kid, like 13 - 14, I used to devise the most painful ways to kill people, to inflict injury and watch them bleed to death. Wanted to kill all the criminals in the most painful way possible... methods which would make any Jap WWII general proud.

Dreams ??

sounds more Mayavi's like wet dreams

[I need a quick responce]

I need it quick and now, where or who can send me sleeping pills

[vivek]

ok....so i was bored and was thinking

Whats the most painful way to die/kill ..yourself or someone else?

and

whats the least painful way to die/kill yourself or someone?


**the poll is just for the heck of it...

Here, consider some of these. Let me know which one worked..







Blast own face off



Break a battery open and pour it into a glass of Dr. Pepper and drink it.



Break a mirror. Take two sharp pieces of the glass and shove them in your eyes, hard and deep



Choke self with an umbilical cord



Choke self with garage door



Cover yourself in tinfoil and lay in the sun



Died of a self-inflicted gunshot woun



Died of an intentional heroin overdose



Died of self-inflicted knife wounds



Dive into the kiddy pool



Drink cleaning supplies



Drink large sums of biro ink



Drove car off of a 200 foot ravine



Drowned self in the river Ouse



Eat yourself alive



Fill the bathtub up. Grab a toaster & plug it in. Get in the bathtub and bring the toaster with you. Push down the button & enjoy!



Go into the ghetto with a boom box and blast Vanilla Ice



Going on hunger strike too long



Hanged at sister's home



Hanged self at home in Wiltshire



Hanged self in a motel room



Hanged self in Ritz-Carlton Hotel room with own leather belt



Hanged self in West Hollywood apartment



Hanged self in your closet with the cord from a Nintendo controller.



Hari kari



Hung self in a police cell



Jump off a building



Jump outta the top floor in a skyscraper in New York



Jumped to death from the roof of an Amsterdam hotel



Killed by Jack Kevorkian



Piss off a well known, and well protected drug dealer



Plastic bag over head



Pointed a .22 caliber rifle to own head and pulled the trigger



Put a rifle in your mouth and shoot



Shot self because of debilitating emphysema



Shot self in the face with a shotgun



Shot self in the woods by own home



Shot self on 45th birthday



Slit your wrists



Slit your wrists because your mom won't take you to Hot Topic



Stab self in eye with an umberella



Strangle yourself



Starve yourself



Suffocated self in garage with carbon monoxide fumes from own moped



Suicide



Swallow a plastic bag



Threw self from the 15th floor of New York's Essex House hotel



Threw self into the path of a London Underground train



Threw self into the path of an above-ground London train



Took pills and slit own throat



Yelling racial slurs in front of the projects





Biological agents



Buy alcohol, buy bleach, buy fave 24 oz. soda. Drink soda. Put bleach and alcohol in bottle, shake near head



Caffine overdose



Cocaine overdose



Drink a cup of industrial solvent



Drink acid



Drink ammonia and bleach together



Drink 558 cups of Mountain Dew



Drug overdose



Eat a barrel of nuclear waste



Eating plutonium



Eating slug-killer



Eat three tins of shoe polish



Eating pure nicotine



Falling into a vat of liquid nitrogen



Gassing



Getting dipped in acid



Heroin overdose



Licking a broken mercury thermometer



Poisoning



Smoke 300 cigarettes a day



Sniff white out





Autoerotic asphyxiation



Bleeding to death after a girl bites it off during fellatio



Broken heart



Excessive masturbation



Jealous ex-lover shoots you in the chest



Jealous ex-lover clubs you over the head



Massive coranary while having sex



A mind blowing orgasm causes your balls to explode and bleed to death



Whorehouse heart attack



Being under an oil rig when it collapses



Bludgeoned with a shoe cannon



Cheese grater to the face



Chainsawed in half



Chopped up by a giant fan



Cooked in microwave



Cover yourself in gasoline, then smoke



Crushed by a falling refridgerator



Crushed in a trash compactor



Cut in half by a band saw



Dropping a TV on your head



Drowning in a toilet



Face squashed into oven element



Fall down the stairs



Fall off roof, land on a rake and die of tetanus



Falling into a cement mixer



Get caught in a tree shredder



Getting a air hose up the butt and it blows out your intestines out your mouth



Got head stuck in a toilet



Hammer a nail into your forehead



Hammer nails into your head



Hit by anvil



Impaled on a very high fence pole



Jump into the cooling towers of a nuclear power plant



Lathed by corn chip warrior



Microwave your testicles



Microwaving your brain



Plugging in an egg beater/mixer and using it to grind out your eyes



Put a plunger up your anus part way then jump of a toilet and land on your butt



Put finger into electrical outlet



Putting yourself in a crematorium and letting it burn you alive



Ran over by a snowplow



Run over by a steam roller



Spray an airbrush in your mouth



Stick your head on a blender



Tie a noose in a grappling hook, put around neck, throw in traffic



Using a time machine to travel to the Middle Ages causes your head to reform inside your ass





Accidentally stab yourself with a lead pencil and die of lead poisoning



Angry co-worker stabs you with a letter opener



Chainsaw to the face



Cut someone with 1 million paper cuts and throw them into a pool of vinager



Disembowlment



Eat a throwing star



Eat broken glass



Eat glass that isn't broken



Fall on a knife



Getting a machete in the gut



Guillotine



Having your head impaled on a stick



Hug a meat saw



Impalement



Impaled by a sword



Kill self with scapel



Repeatedly cut self with razor blades



Rollerblading into a spiked wall



Run with scissors



Sew razor blades to your fingers so that they cannot be removed and pour itching powder on them



Skewer thru the ear



Slit throat



Stab youself in your testicals and watch the blood flow



Stabbed in the scrotum



Swallow knife wrapped in cellotape and die from internal bleeding



Swallow razor blades





Attacked by ninja babies



Attacked by actual ninjas



Barbecued alive



Beaten over head with blunt object



Being at a demolition site when it goes off



Blunt force trauma



Boiled in one's own pudding



Catapulted into the side of a building



Choking on a pretzel



Climb on a wheeled office chair on the balcony of your apartment to refill the bird feeder, resulting in death by falling from a great height



Climbing a bookcase and it falls over and crushes you



Crushed by a falling chandalier



Crushed by a metal crate



Crushed by falling bricks



Crushed under a tobaggan



Death by chocolate



Die from inability to crap



Die of laughter



Disemboweled



Drink sewage



Drowning in cheese



Drowning in lard



Eating bacon till you explode



Electrocuted



Every bone in body broken



Explode



Eyes gouged out



Falling into the vat at a sewage treatment plant



Fell into a hole and broke your neck



Fight fire with fire



Get lost in Afghanistan



Get lost in the desert



Getting cut open and strangled by your own intestines



Head explodes



Hit by a fireball



Hit by flying saucepan



Hunted down by a angry mob of people



Implode



Killed by angry midgets



Leave your shoe laces untied and trip and crack your head open



Massive blood loss



Murdered by insane mental patient



Rip the veins out of your hands and feet and get a large puppeteer to string you up



Rocked to death



Showering in hot coals



Slipped on banana peel



Squashed by a falling gravestone



Stoned to death



Touched by Death



Trip and crack your head open



Victim of cannibalism



Violently kicked in the balls





Being on the Titanic



Building your house on the airport runway



Car crash



Crushed by rolling vehicle



Dragged behind a bus



Dragged behind a car



Dragged behind a minivan



Dragged behind a motorcycle



Dragged behind a sport utility vehicle



Dragged behind a truck



Drive headfirst into a wall at 100 mph on a motorbike



Falling asleep while fling a plane



Falling off a double-decker bus



Flown into a mountain



Get drunk and hijack a plane



Hit by a bus



Hit by a bus full of nuns



Hit by an Amtrak train



Hit by a car



Hit by a falling piece of the Mir Space Station



Hit by a minivan



Hit by a motorcycle (multiple times)



Hit by a sport utility vehicle



Hit by a train



Hit by a truck



Jump in front of a bus



Jump into a vat of cement



Jump out a plane without a parachute



Jump up when getting out of a helicopter as soon as its landed



Lay on the train tracks and wait



Lick the back of a bus in Chicago in winter



Mowed down by an angry guy with cow catcher on car



Painting your windshield black, then driving down the freeway



Pass out in a car going 80 on the highway



Plane crashes into you



Plane crashes while you are a passenger



Push accelerater, fall out of truck, and get run over by back wheels



Riding on the Titanic



Rollerblade in traffic



Run over by a bus



Run over by a car



Run over by a minivan



Run over by a motor boat



Run over by a motorcycle (multiple times)



Run over by a police car



Run over by a sport utility vehicle



Run over by a train



Run over by a truck



Simply tie arms, and fall headfirst off a bridge



Stand in front of jet that is taking off



Sucked into a plane turbine



Tie one end of a long chain around your neck and the other end to a tree then hop into your car and put the pedal to the metal



Tie your head to a car and have someone drive it real fast



Tossed out of a plane and shot at



Trying to get a child’s wading pool to school for field day -- sitting on the pool in the bed of a pickup truck while your mother drives the truck and having the wind throw the pool out of the truck and smashing you into the pavement



Urinating on the 3rd rail of the "el" train

[vivek]

ok....so i was bored and was thinking

Whats the most painful way to die/kill ..yourself or someone else?

and

whats the least painful way to die/kill yourself or someone?


**the poll is just for the heck of it...

Here, consider some of these. Let me know which one worked..







Blast own face off



Break a battery open and pour it into a glass of Dr. Pepper and drink it.



Break a mirror. Take two sharp pieces of the glass and shove them in your eyes, hard and deep



Choke self with an umbilical cord



Choke self with garage door



Cover yourself in tinfoil and lay in the sun



Died of a self-inflicted gunshot woun



Died of an intentional heroin overdose



Died of self-inflicted knife wounds



Dive into the kiddy pool



Drink cleaning supplies



Drink large sums of biro ink



Drove car off of a 200 foot ravine



Drowned self in the river Ouse



Eat yourself alive



Fill the bathtub up. Grab a toaster & plug it in. Get in the bathtub and bring the toaster with you. Push down the button & enjoy!



Go into the ghetto with a boom box and blast Vanilla Ice



Going on hunger strike too long



Hanged at sister's home



Hanged self at home in Wiltshire



Hanged self in a motel room



Hanged self in Ritz-Carlton Hotel room with own leather belt



Hanged self in West Hollywood apartment



Hanged self in your closet with the cord from a Nintendo controller.



Hari kari



Hung self in a police cell



Jump off a building



Jump outta the top floor in a skyscraper in New York



Jumped to death from the roof of an Amsterdam hotel



Killed by Jack Kevorkian



Piss off a well known, and well protected drug dealer



Plastic bag over head



Pointed a .22 caliber rifle to own head and pulled the trigger



Put a rifle in your mouth and shoot



Shot self because of debilitating emphysema



Shot self in the face with a shotgun



Shot self in the woods by own home



Shot self on 45th birthday



Slit your wrists



Slit your wrists because your mom won't take you to Hot Topic



Stab self in eye with an umberella



Strangle yourself



Starve yourself



Suffocated self in garage with carbon monoxide fumes from own moped



Suicide



Swallow a plastic bag



Threw self from the 15th floor of New York's Essex House hotel



Threw self into the path of a London Underground train



Threw self into the path of an above-ground London train



Took pills and slit own throat



Yelling racial slurs in front of the projects





Biological agents



Buy alcohol, buy bleach, buy fave 24 oz. soda. Drink soda. Put bleach and alcohol in bottle, shake near head



Caffine overdose



Cocaine overdose



Drink a cup of industrial solvent



Drink acid



Drink ammonia and bleach together



Drink 558 cups of Mountain Dew



Drug overdose



Eat a barrel of nuclear waste



Eating plutonium



Eating slug-killer



Eat three tins of shoe polish



Eating pure nicotine



Falling into a vat of liquid nitrogen



Gassing



Getting dipped in acid



Heroin overdose



Licking a broken mercury thermometer



Poisoning



Smoke 300 cigarettes a day



Sniff white out





Autoerotic asphyxiation



Bleeding to death after a girl bites it off during fellatio



Broken heart



Excessive masturbation



Jealous ex-lover shoots you in the chest



Jealous ex-lover clubs you over the head



Massive coranary while having sex



A mind blowing orgasm causes your balls to explode and bleed to death



Whorehouse heart attack



Being under an oil rig when it collapses



Bludgeoned with a shoe cannon



Cheese grater to the face



Chainsawed in half



Chopped up by a giant fan



Cooked in microwave



Cover yourself in gasoline, then smoke



Crushed by a falling refridgerator



Crushed in a trash compactor



Cut in half by a band saw



Dropping a TV on your head



Drowning in a toilet



Face squashed into oven element



Fall down the stairs



Fall off roof, land on a rake and die of tetanus



Falling into a cement mixer



Get caught in a tree shredder



Getting a air hose up the butt and it blows out your intestines out your mouth



Got head stuck in a toilet



Hammer a nail into your forehead



Hammer nails into your head



Hit by anvil



Impaled on a very high fence pole



Jump into the cooling towers of a nuclear power plant



Lathed by corn chip warrior



Microwave your testicles



Microwaving your brain



Plugging in an egg beater/mixer and using it to grind out your eyes



Put a plunger up your anus part way then jump of a toilet and land on your butt



Put finger into electrical outlet



Putting yourself in a crematorium and letting it burn you alive



Ran over by a snowplow



Run over by a steam roller



Spray an airbrush in your mouth



Stick your head on a blender



Tie a noose in a grappling hook, put around neck, throw in traffic



Using a time machine to travel to the Middle Ages causes your head to reform inside your ass





Accidentally stab yourself with a lead pencil and die of lead poisoning



Angry co-worker stabs you with a letter opener



Chainsaw to the face



Cut someone with 1 million paper cuts and throw them into a pool of vinager



Disembowlment



Eat a throwing star



Eat broken glass



Eat glass that isn't broken



Fall on a knife



Getting a machete in the gut



Guillotine



Having your head impaled on a stick



Hug a meat saw



Impalement



Impaled by a sword



Kill self with scapel



Repeatedly cut self with razor blades



Rollerblading into a spiked wall



Run with scissors



Sew razor blades to your fingers so that they cannot be removed and pour itching powder on them



Skewer thru the ear



Slit throat



Stab youself in your testicals and watch the blood flow



Stabbed in the scrotum



Swallow knife wrapped in cellotape and die from internal bleeding



Swallow razor blades





Attacked by ninja babies



Attacked by actual ninjas



Barbecued alive



Beaten over head with blunt object



Being at a demolition site when it goes off



Blunt force trauma



Boiled in one's own pudding



Catapulted into the side of a building



Choking on a pretzel



Climb on a wheeled office chair on the balcony of your apartment to refill the bird feeder, resulting in death by falling from a great height



Climbing a bookcase and it falls over and crushes you



Crushed by a falling chandalier



Crushed by a metal crate



Crushed by falling bricks



Crushed under a tobaggan



Death by chocolate



Die from inability to crap



Die of laughter



Disemboweled



Drink sewage



Drowning in cheese



Drowning in lard



Eating bacon till you explode



Electrocuted



Every bone in body broken



Explode



Eyes gouged out



Falling into the vat at a sewage treatment plant



Fell into a hole and broke your neck



Fight fire with fire



Get lost in Afghanistan



Get lost in the desert



Getting cut open and strangled by your own intestines



Head explodes



Hit by a fireball



Hit by flying saucepan



Hunted down by a angry mob of people



Implode



Killed by angry midgets



Leave your shoe laces untied and trip and crack your head open



Massive blood loss



Murdered by insane mental patient



Rip the veins out of your hands and feet and get a large puppeteer to string you up



Rocked to death



Showering in hot coals



Slipped on banana peel



Squashed by a falling gravestone



Stoned to death



Touched by Death



Trip and crack your head open



Victim of cannibalism



Violently kicked in the balls





Being on the Titanic



Building your house on the airport runway



Car crash



Crushed by rolling vehicle



Dragged behind a bus



Dragged behind a car



Dragged behind a minivan



Dragged behind a motorcycle



Dragged behind a sport utility vehicle



Dragged behind a truck



Drive headfirst into a wall at 100 mph on a motorbike



Falling asleep while fling a plane



Falling off a double-decker bus



Flown into a mountain



Get drunk and hijack a plane



Hit by a bus



Hit by a bus full of nuns



Hit by an Amtrak train



Hit by a car



Hit by a falling piece of the Mir Space Station



Hit by a minivan



Hit by a motorcycle (multiple times)



Hit by a sport utility vehicle



Hit by a train



Hit by a truck



Jump in front of a bus



Jump into a vat of cement



Jump out a plane without a parachute



Jump up when getting out of a helicopter as soon as its landed



Lay on the train tracks and wait



Lick the back of a bus in Chicago in winter



Mowed down by an angry guy with cow catcher on car



Painting your windshield black, then driving down the freeway



Pass out in a car going 80 on the highway



Plane crashes into you



Plane crashes while you are a passenger



Push accelerater, fall out of truck, and get run over by back wheels



Riding on the Titanic



Rollerblade in traffic



Run over by a bus



Run over by a car



Run over by a minivan



Run over by a motor boat



Run over by a motorcycle (multiple times)



Run over by a police car



Run over by a sport utility vehicle



Run over by a train



Run over by a truck



Simply tie arms, and fall headfirst off a bridge



Stand in front of jet that is taking off



Sucked into a plane turbine



Tie one end of a long chain around your neck and the other end to a tree then hop into your car and put the pedal to the metal



Tie your head to a car and have someone drive it real fast



Tossed out of a plane and shot at



Trying to get a child’s wading pool to school for field day -- sitting on the pool in the bed of a pickup truck while your mother drives the truck and having the wind throw the pool out of the truck and smashing you into the pavement



Urinating on the 3rd rail of the "el" train

[Sharjeel]

Don't you effin give her ideas, man!

[DRS]

Easiest way... detonate a bomb up da ***, one wudnt know what happened?



Tuf ways....



disunite the backbone

chop the body pieces one by one

split the vertebrate

perform a live surgery without a need of any

rip the flesh

rive those arteries...

rip the head

displace each and every possible bone one by one

divie each n every single part with an axe, one by one

take over a bulldozer...fingers first..toes...knees...

throw em off from from a 4 storey building... not as more as 100 floor..will die on the way to earth itself..

pop the eye balls out....

cut their ears....

my fav...SMASH THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER... make sure he/she is alive...



Did someone die ?

[007]

grab a gun, put it to the man's head, pull the trigger.

bang bang, story ends.