Whoz got the coolest avatar?

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:29 am

Flash News

Intelligence level of thread drops another 10%

by **ycr007** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:38 am

Jaszalcatraz wrote:Flash News
Intelligence level of thread drops another 10%

Yah! Could make it from da post itself.....

Prophetic Jasz.....

by **lizardking** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:54 am

Oh I am so cool

All you poofters come lick my pool

Suck my drool, oh I am so cool

And that stool,

Upside down, legs into my hole

Oh I am so cool, I am so cool

Confrontation?

What you talking bout yaar

I sleep in the railway station

Im a coke-snorting hitman

All I do is shit man

I just got fit man

I am a champion cusser

My past was nt any lesser

I am a bad _

All you ladies

and my cock aint thicker

I ll be done wiping asses

While you straighten your glasses

I am going outback hick town

Can I please borrow you sister s gown?

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:49 pm

I will not be led into losing my dignity by being engaged in a war of words with you. You may be the king of trash talk but the only thing you can expect from being that is the adulation of these morons and we all know the kind of scum that trolls on these boards. Might I remind you again that these boards are MY boards.

I am the marquee name on these boards and it people like me who bring the lurkers into the DB and it is indeed great people like me that keeps them on the edge of their seat with my total coolness. You may get off by talking smack and stealing my thunder on these boards but do not, for one solitary second, forget that this is MY domain. I made these boards what they are today. It was my introduction into this community that fuelled the growth and brought these people, who now applaud dirty little doucshebags like you, here.

Whatchoo gonna do? Watchoo gonna do, brother, when Jaszmania gets to you.

by **lizardking** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:03 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:I will not be led into losing my dignity by being engaged in a war of words with you. You may be the king of trash talk but the only thing you can expect from being that is the adulation of these morons and we all know the kind of scum that trolls on these boards. Might I remind you again that these boards are MY boards.
I am the marquee name on these boards and it people like me who bring the lurkers into the DB and it is indeed great people like me that keeps them on the edge of their seat with my total coolness. You may get off by talking smack and stealing my thunder on these boards but do not, for one solitary second, forget that this is MY domain. I made these boards what they are today. It was my introduction into this community that fuelled the growth and brought these people, who now applaud dirty little doucshebags like you, here.

Whatchoo gonna do? Watchoo gonna do, brother, when Jaszmania gets to you.

probably throw up!

by **ycr007** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:08 pm

lizardking wrote:the image to go with the personality of an Eric Cartman.
I bet you guys on this.

Found this on another forum:

Lolzzzz

by HH » Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:40 am

The Lone Icy Fisher

by **SimarikSmokin** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:26 pm

Forgets everyones mine is the best.

I am just joshing@

by **agonys_requiem** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:35 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:I will not be led into losing my dignity by being engaged in a war of words with you. You may be the king of trash talk but the only thing you can expect from being that is the adulation of these morons and we all know the kind of scum that trolls on these boards. Might I remind you again that these boards are MY boards.
I am the marquee name on these boards and it people like me who bring the lurkers into the DB and it is indeed great people like me that keeps them on the edge of their seat with my total coolness. You may get off by talking smack and stealing my thunder on these boards but do not, for one solitary second, forget that this is MY domain. I made these boards what they are today. It was my introduction into this community that fuelled the growth and brought these people, who now applaud dirty little doucshebags like you, here.

Whatchoo gonna do? Watchoo gonna do, brother, when Jaszmania gets to you.

ahahahahhaah.. very cute ma man..veryyy cute.... hmmmm... we need to do something bout tht video cam you have hidden somewhere. .shall tape you while you rant and rave..... psd will be incharge of the props... and ill handle the glitter... you go bout your bizness..... jolly good....

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:49 am

Black Wizard says we'll begin filming on Tuesday. What say? PSD in town?

by **agonys_requiem** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:12 am

Jaszalcatraz wrote:Black Wizard says we'll begin filming on Tuesday. What say? PSD in town?

ah yes... bw... our first rape victim.. we need to have him sexually assaulted in such a way, that the audience laughs cries and dies all at once.... shudnt be too hard... yes the queer pope is in town... back after a two week vacation in some pimp town... hmmmm... this is how all great movies are created .... you just need someone to rape and viola!! you have a movie!!

*giggle* as an afterthought....

by **lizardking** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:51 am

HH wrote:

The Lone Icy Fisher

what about it?

by **black wizard** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:51 am

agonys_requiem wrote:
Jaszalcatraz wrote:Black Wizard says we'll begin filming on Tuesday. What say? PSD in town?

ah yes... bw... our first rape victim.. we need to have him sexually assaulted in such a way, that the audience laughs cries and dies all at once.... shudnt be too hard... yes the queer pope is in town... back after a two week vacation in some pimp town... hmmmm... this is how all great movies are created .... you just need someone to rape and viola!! you have a movie!!

*giggle* as an afterthought....

I see the man whore is back... Rape victim, eh? Raped by who? The Blue Viagra Gang... Heard them females are hawt! But one thing is for sure... The guy who dies first will be none other than Dennis The Super Slut... Lets keep the death simple I say. The regular Baazigar death

Throw him off the balcony... yeah AR's balcony is pretty cool for doing stuff like that... And in the end we shall have a nice black splattered cadaver... And then some hacking and chopping of limbs a la Luca Brasi... Ripping of the innards a la the funny 6 Feet Under video The Day The Dead walked... Carcass lyrics visualized... Awesome... An amalgamation of splatter, gore and all... Might even inspire me to form me own Grind band :mrgreen:

What say my bitches?

by **agonys_requiem** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 11:30 am

black wizard wrote:
agonys_requiem wrote:
Jaszalcatraz wrote:Black Wizard says we'll begin filming on Tuesday. What say? PSD in town?

ah yes... bw... our first rape victim.. we need to have him sexually assaulted in such a way, that the audience laughs cries and dies all at once.... shudnt be too hard... yes the queer pope is in town... back after a two week vacation in some pimp town... hmmmm... this is how all great movies are created .... you just need someone to rape and viola!! you have a movie!!

*giggle* as an afterthought....

I see the man whore is back... Rape victim, eh? Raped by who? The Blue Viagra Gang... Heard them females are hawt! But one thing is for sure... The guy who dies first will be none other than Dennis The Super Slut... Lets keep the death simple I say. The regular Baazigar death Throw him off the balcony... yeah AR's balcony is pretty cool for doing stuff like that... And in the end we shall have a nice black splattered cadaver... And then some hacking and chopping of limbs a la Luca Brasi... Ripping of the innards a la the funny 6 Feet Under video The Day The Dead walked... Carcass lyrics visualized... Awesome... An amalgamation of splatter, gore and all... Might even inspire me to form me own Grind band
What say my bitches?

errmm.. no.. i still like the idea of you gettin raped... we had a poll type thing stuff done... and it was decided.. unanimously... tht you be raped... we had thought of various ways of doin you.. but then decided on this one particular idea....my idea if i may say so.. wht say... after you have made love to your man... since women despise you... i.. the main villain goonda gandu... rip your arm off and skull _ you with it... then as you lie there... in a pool of your own blood.. gaspin for breath.. the remain cast of the movie takes turns pissin into your skull..... i tell youuu. it will be jolly good fun mate..

we will then skin your skull and boil it.. get rid of the extra skin... the cast and crew can then drink to your good health from it....

as for the grindcore band.. you wish you fkin _ kunt...

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:48 pm

Do you wanna make it documentary style (with a voiceover) or slick style (live audio).

Also let me specify that it is your responsibilty to make sure that BW never growls. That will put off the core audience.

Most importantly make sure no blood splatters on the camera.

PS Will we be using any chainsaws, thumbtacks, knuckledusters, barbed wire, lighters and ladders?

by **agonys_requiem** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:52 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:Do you wanna make it documentary style (with a voiceover) or slick style (live audio).

Also let me specify that it is your responsibilty to make sure that BW never growls. That will put off the core audience.

Most importantly make sure no blood splatters on the camera.

PS Will we be using any chainsaws, thumbtacks, knuckledusters, barbed wire, lighters and ladders?

hmmm.. food for thought.. well.. why dont we juxtapose the two styles? eh? a voice over when we saw his legs off.. we can keep his screams in the background... turn em down a lil. then we turn em up when he gets real hoarse....

his growling..... duct tapin his mouth wud rob us of his dyin screams.. so cant do tht.. wht else.. hmmmmm.... on careful deliberation.. lets make him an obsessive compulsive growler.... and everytime he growls.. someone kicks him in the head.... he gets to do wht he wants... we get to do wht we are dyin to do. .the audience gets to cringe and laugh at the same time...

now. .blood on camera.... to avoid tht.. we need to avoid usin blunt objects on him... will minimise the violent rupturin... no spurts or fountains..

as for the help we need... in the form of our frnds... just add some whips to tht ... in sweet memory of mark.. he wuda loved it..

tht shud do for now...

by **Long gone HP** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 3:18 pm

And now that the dogs have stopped barking, I'll rest my case.

Lights up a pipe filled with u-no-wut and blows the smoke of psychedellica at the impressed audience

And yeah...before I leave...I've got three words for the dictionary who can't make out whether he wants a moustache or a chin puff beard....

BOW TO PSYCHEDELLICA

by **spamtaneous** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:30 pm

Long gone HP wrote:And now that the dogs have stopped barking, I'll rest my case.

Lights up a pipe filled with u-no-wut and blows the smoke of psychedellica at the impressed audience

And yeah...before I leave...I've got three words for the dictionary who can't make out whether he wants a moustache or a chin puff beard....

BOW TO PSYCHEDELLICA

psychedelia

by **talky** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:55 pm

spam and ycr and rock have got the coolest avaar in ths boards

by **spamtaneous** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:37 pm

talky wrote:spam and ycr and rock have got the coolest avaar in ths boards

tanku talky

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