Do we realy need a wife?

[ustaad]

Some one who decided that he shud have a wife, the story so far

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began with unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities such as: Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 and Golf 7.5
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please HELP!!
Thanks,
A Troubled User


---------- REPLY ----------


Dear Troubled User:
This is a very, very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings - Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I also suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance! It comes with several support programs, such as: Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs; improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.
Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend: Flowers 2.1, Hugs 4.3 and especially Diamonds 5.0
WARNING!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,

Tech Support

Old one. you need to get an upgraded version.

[SARA]

Some one who decided that he shud have a wife, the story so far


Tech Support

"A house does not need a wife any more than it needs a husband."

[man4u!]

My writing here is specific to the society here in India.

We do need a wife coz



What money cant buy is "What (y)our mother'(s) did to you(us) could'nt have been bought by money" and it is those same experiences or maybe better that is what we want our future generation to experience.



Its not always the same economics which should make us decide what we will do. There are certain things which are beyond the economics discussed so far in the history.

[Cragg]

My writing here is specific to the society here in India.
We do need a wife coz

What money cant buy is "What (y)our mother'(s) did to you(us) could'nt have been bought by money" and it is those same experiences or maybe better that is what we want our future generation to experience.

Its not always the same economics which should make us decide what we will do. There are certain things which are beyond the economics discussed so far in the history.

necessary

[Fun Kay]

Well answer this: Do we really need kids?



(P.S...am i the only girl posting here???!!!)

[VJ]

Got Damn it! Iam still confused about this issue. Next time U ask me I'll kill u ..........Give me the pros and cons of having a wife if u have any in ur bheja. I hate women who can't be themselves and try to impress men on the ideas of others. ahhhhhhhhh f**k them.



@VJ

[Cragg]

Well answer this: Do we really need kids?

(P.S...am i the only girl posting here???!!!)

FK what kinda question?????



No kids implies No Boys no girls implies no men no women implies no nothing implies



only a girl can post this kinda question

[Fun Kay]

Well answer this: Do we really need kids?

(P.S...am i the only girl posting here???!!!)

FK what kinda question?????

No kids implies No Boys no girls implies no men no women implies no nothing implies

only a girl can post this kinda question

Hmm...judging from the responses...i got my point through...

Just like u can't answer that, neither can u answer the original Q...



It varies from individual to individual...each person will know whether and WHY they need a wife.



I don't want to start an argument, just wanted to post my opinion.

[Cragg]

Well answer this: Do we really need kids?

(P.S...am i the only girl posting here???!!!)

FK what kinda question?????

No kids implies No Boys no girls implies no men no women implies no nothing implies

only a girl can post this kinda question

Hmm...judging from the responses...i got my point through...
Just like u can't answer that, neither can u answer the original Q...

It varies from individual to individual...each person will know whether and WHY they need a wife.

I don't want to start an argument, just wanted to post my opinion.

FK is angry again: reason one more guy irritating her

[Fun Kay]

am not angry ya..just wondering what brought abt such an outburst from some ppl.

[Cragg]

am not angry ya..just wondering what brought abt such an outburst from some ppl.

u were angry



For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness-AU

[man4u]

Yeah we really need kids !!



How can you think that a country like India prosper without a proper supply of ammunition to keep it going!!!!

[VJ]

What is it u need a wife for?



@VJ

[Uzma]

What is it u need a wife for?

@VJ

haven't u figured it out YET????!!!!!

[VJ]

haven't u figured it out YET????!!!!!

I guess I have much time to figure it out. I'm in no hurry............

[VJ]

Frankly speaking I'm not interested as of now. I can't compromise for someone else satisfaction and regret for the rest of my life. pls excuse me for that.



And I see many people in the similiar situation, I'm trying to make myself happy with wat ever I'm. I know its gonna be tough.....but thats the way life goes for me.........



One more thing I would like to highlight is, pls do not play with the emotional standards of an individual, its not good considering the long term relations....

[oracleomaha]

Very intersting Topic to debate. "Do we really need a Wife".

My answer would be Yes. yes and yes.



NO matter how many partners , whombs and etc..men changes he is a dog

and will remain a dog.

but when it comes to family i mean children , and HOME. wife makes a house HOME and wife becomes a mother when it comes to children , which cannot be contradicted in any part of the world.



i would say yes WIFE will remain a Wife. but on a lighter note its good to have a girlfriend too.. ha ha ha..

[ragz...]

W=wonderful

I=instrument

F=for

E=entertainment..........das wht is a wife so yeh v do need a wife!!!!!!!!

[Sri]

Marriage is a longterm friendship.

It truely lasts for life.

[Uzma]

Frankly speaking I'm not interested as of now. I can't compromise for someone else satisfaction and regret for the rest of my life. pls excuse me for that.

And I see many people in the similiar situation, I'm trying to make myself happy with wat ever I'm. I know its gonna be tough.....but thats the way life goes for me.........

One more thing I would like to highlight is, pls do not play with the emotional standards of an individual, its not good considering the long term relations....

I aa....m bit Dumb.....founded ....well...but....uh....cud....can u explain.."pls do not play with the emotional standards of an individual, its not good considering the long term relations.... [/quote]"



what is standards??...or..

do i smell...that u r being forced to choose what u donn't want to?......and 'searching for happiness'..has a different connotation...



marraige...is sacred...hence all the attachments...fanfare....and comittments....bringing a lot of meaning in life....donn't u agree?



i wish many can realize that ..."wife" is as much needed as "husband"!!!!

what do u say

[VJ]

I aa....m bit Dumb.....founded ....well...but....uh....cud....can u explain.."pls do not play with the emotional standards of an individual, its not good considering the long term relations....

"

what is standards??...or..
do i smell...that u r being forced to choose what u donn't want to?......and 'searching for happiness'..has a different connotation...

marraige...is sacred...hence all the attachments...fanfare....and comittments....bringing a lot of meaning in life....donn't u agree?

i wish many can realize that ..."wife" is as much needed as "husband"!!!!
what do u say[/quote]

I'm sorry I shouldn't have written that. It's my personal experience. U do smell good i.e. u r too close to ur imagination



But one thing I would like to make it clear is I'm not interested as of now. Thats it......

[san]

Not read the thread but I know for certain - I don't need one!

[uzma]

what is standards??...or..

do i smell...that u r being forced to choose what u donn't want to?......and 'searching for happiness'..has a different connotation...



marraige...is sacred...hence all the attachments...fanfare....and comittments....bringing a lot of meaning in life....donn't u agree?



i wish many can realize that ..."wife" is as much needed as "husband"!!!!

what do u say[/quote]

I'm sorry I shouldn't have written that. It's my personal experience. U do smell good i.e. u r too close to ur imagination



But one thing I would like to make it clear is I'm not interested as of now. Thats it......[/quote]







u are free to express ur opinion.

and u are still in discovery state.....so ur opinion will not be for all...
i not only smell..well...but also the fumes of confusion.
come to the forum later , where u become interested .

[VJ]

u are free to express ur opinion. and u are still in discovery state.....so ur opinion will not be for all...
i not only smell..well...but also the fumes of confusion.
come to the forum later , where u become interested .

Welcome..............

[dhakkan]

i say YES a man do need a wife........it depends upon the circumstances one has gone through and the way tht person thinks.........but the way i think it says tht yeh v do need a wife to live a happy life as long as there is understanding n commitment between both of them........its not possible to live life alone{with parents or wht ever} v reli need some one to share our personal life,to understand us,to help us go thru bad time..n thts none other than WIFE.............so ev1 marry as soon as possible .....