eik gazal

[zakass123]

aaj eik gazal muqtasar si ji haan mizahiya hi hai, shayad yeh azmat bhilawa ki hai eik arsa pahle suna tha yaad rahgai, shayad aap ko bhi pasand aaye.



aaj bhi kis qadar suhani hai

meri shaadi ki sherwani hai



koun deta hai hai besabab gaali

yeh to ghusse ki tarjumani hai



eik arsa pahle jo aafat thi

che(6) nawasoun ki aaj nani hai



phutta gangaal kaise bechun mai

pahli biwi ki eik nishani hai



kal valima to tal nahi sakta

aaj ki raat imtihaani hai



saara gaanv tha jiska diwana

woh bhilawe ki diwaani hai



aakhir me do sher



dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jaane

pyar ke riwajoun ko zamana kya jane

hoti hai kitni takleef potti ko patane me

ghar pe baithe hue potti ka baap kya jane



thnx

[Imran Khan]

Wah wah Zakir sahab



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Ek Ullu Se Marmik Vartalap

Ek din khili dhup main,
ek ullu mujse takaraya!
Hello ,how are u dear?
keh kar muskaraya!!
Kuch der rah chup,
bade gum se woh bola,
Suna hai desh main
tabahi machi hui hai,
maarey insaano ke saav par,,
insaano ki mara-maari lagi hui hai?!

Main bola O mere ullu bhai!!
(kalyug main unhe bhai pukarna padata hai!)
Khabar khub rakhtey ho jahan ki,
To yeh bataiye,
haal apni jammaatey sunaiye!
Bola,khub thik chal rahi hai,
Insaano ki galitiyon se jamat hamari,
Bahut kuch sikh rahi hai.
Insaano ki ladai
,nakka zukki,aur bewafai ney,
hamain nek ban-na sikha diya hai
Aab hum main 'self pride ' ubhar aaya hai
Kya kahen,
hamara Ram-yug aa gaya hai!!

Main bola,how it is possible dear?,
Kaisey ban sakta hai kutta kabhi 'bear'!?
Bola,bhai,mere Why not?
Ban- ne ko to saab kuch bansakhta hai,
Aapke pradhamantri to gadha bantey,
Aur Gadhe ko prdhanmantri bantey,,
khud en aankho se dekha hai!!

Phir Muskaratey huey
Gahri awaaj main mujse bola,
Suna hai aap pipeline engineering kar rahe ho,
Budhapey ke diye se ,
kya nahi roshni kar rahe ho!?!

Main bun- naya!!!,
bahut akaraya!!!!
Par bhala ullu se bhi kaun lade,
Is soch main chup raha

Aur who bola,
Insaan ho,yaad rakhtey ho,
Isliye ek baat batata hu,
Pehle to sirf Ullu kah kar bas kar laitey thay,
Ab ullu ban kar kyon ji-mar rahe ho?
Kuch to raham karo hamari jamat per,
Kyu ullu ban kar usey khanan kar rahe ho!?

Kah kar ullu chal diya,...

Main socha kaisa kalyug aaya hai,
Ullu bhi insaano sey bilkhaya hai,
Kya aur bhi koi yug aayega?
Jab ek Ullu dusarey ullu ko,
'insaan' kah kar chidhayega!!

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