Chulbuli choti

[ChindiChor]

Board ke puraane khaapitoun ku salaam! Kaya hai ab apan aagaye yahan to ab apna rang jaminga, to aap logaaN zara welcome bole to achha rahinga, nai boley to bi main jaane wala nai hoon.

<br><br>Khair ishtart ke waastey, mai ek latest hyderabadi kalaam pesh karroun, kaisa dikha boliye zaroor.
<br><br><b>Chulbuli Choti</b><br><br>

kabsey aashiq dhoop mein thairaa jaatey kya aapa
<br>yaa phir usku chaanw ke andar laatey kya aapa
<br>shabbo boli padha likha hai, acchey ghar ka hai
<br>khidki sey usku surat dikhlatey kya aapa

<br><br>subhaa se thaira paap bichaara bhukka hunga un
<br>haat sey apne do niwaaley khilatey kya aapa

<br><br>khat laaya un rang biranga jaakey lelo tum
<br>uskey andar kya likhya batlatey kya aapa

<br><br>dubai key woh takhley motey sey in ich achha hai
<br>ek nazar tum ammi ku dikhlaatey kya aapa

<br><br>ittey acchey phool rakha to masal ke chaldiye tum
<br>ek phool zara tum baaloun mein lagatey kya aapa

<br><br>Ai bichaara achhaich hai na aisa karrain tum
<br>issey achha abba dhundhkey laatey kya aapa

<br><br>garmi sey pyaasa hunga ji chaanw bhi nai hai waan
<br>chotey sey usku pani bhijwatey kya aapa

<br><br>ghar ku achhi nisbat aayi jaane nakko do
<br>tum nakko to meri baat chalaatey kya aapa

[Kulcha Hyderabadi]

Good one ChindiChor...Welcome to the club....Khush Aamadeed. \"Hai khabar unke ghar aaney ki,aaj hi ghar mein boriya na huva!,,,Aao farash po baitho, alti paltee marko, aur janey ka naam nakko lo....potli kholo aur jo kuch hai sab undel ko jao!

[Bhaimiya]

ChindiChor: Aawo aawo Thakur kya hall hey...Welcome to the club from Puraane Khaapitoun. Bahut khoob, kuch aur hojaye.

[khajabi]

bahoot khoob Chandnichor! ab to bool naichh padinga, \"hat bazoo, a\'ya sher\". Welcome to the club.

[Shahed]

Abhich Fresh kaddai mein se nikaal ke laaya...

jab se thaira dhoop mein dekho... koi bhi saamne aate nain !! jhaank jhaank ke dekh rain dekho... poora chehra dikhate nain !!

Ghar tou acchaich dikhra .. loogaan bhi acheich honge !!
Badee nai boli tou kya huva... choti ku tou deich deinge !!

Haath mein phoolan leke ... subah se jhak maar raun yaaro !!
Sharbat tou door ki baat hai .... Paani tak nai pilaare yaaro !!

Biryaani to door ki baat... anpi to daal bhi yaan pe nain gal Ri !!
Badee tou poori thandi dikh ri... Choti phir bhi Khoob Uchal Ri !!

Cycle bhi yaaro dekho meri ... kitni puraani ho gayee !!
Badee se zyada padh ko likho ... Choti sayaani ho gayee !!

Acchi lagti thi badee mujhe ... jab mai bahar tha gaya !!
waapas aaya to gammat huvee ... Choti pe dil atak gaya !!

Shahrukh , Salmaan , Aamir Kya ... mai tou sabke paar hoon !! Dostoun ka mai dost hoon ... yaaron ka mai yaar hoon !!

Hina Di, Kulchey aur Bhai mia ku... kal mai bula ke laoonga !! Unko bhi gar mana kiye tou... dono ku utha ke le jaaonga !!

Saintan maarke , Aainak pain Ke , Tope(Saudi Dress) pain ke aaya main !! Late hoonga bolke,Shaart cut se, Danda maarte aaya main !!

do teen saaal mein dekho yaaro, kaisa ye zamaana badal gaya !! Mere baazoo kaun ye dekho ek aur , majnoo aake tehar gaya !!

Poocha jo mai kaun re tu, kiskey liye tu aaaya re !!
haath mein phool, mithaai ka dabba kiske liye tu laaya re !!

Bola mujhko hans woh , sabar kar aai nadaan ladke !!
chat pe niklega chan sa mukhda , dheere dheere halke halke !!

Kuch hi der mein dekh ke manzar , mera seena taar huva !!
Chat pe dekha to unki(ladkiyon) Amma ka , sab logon ko deedaar huva !!

Maare khushee ke , Uchal ke budaah mujh ko bola \'De Taali\' !! Biwi ko meri bitha ke niccey , ooper aa gaaye hai meri Saali.

Pahli baar ye sher likh roun .. kharaab hai bolke nai bolna !! Rab ku tum dar dar nahin , apne hi dil mein tataulna..

[Kulcha Hyderabadi]

Shahed, ek jagah main apke rishtey ki baat karne wala tha.....but now, I am having second thoughts!...will conduct an-indepth enquiry before proceeding....zara apni \"Isme-Nawaisi\" post karo baba....tum bhot danger dikh rai mereku!

[Bhaimiya]

Bhai Shahid kya office mein fursat hi fursat hey jo itni badee nazam likhey hein aap.

[Bhaimiya]

Kulcha bhai: Zara sonch samaj key khadam utaao, mamla zara teda aur danger deek raha hey. Shadee key baad kahin ladki waley yeh na boley Kulchey kaan lekey jakey phasa diya bhai, yeh ladka to bahut hi dil phek hey. Meri mano to aap hattan utalo yeh mamley sey.

[Shahed]

Arey kya hai bade bhai aap logaan , udar ander se bindaas bowling hori to mai bhi bahar se batting shuru kar diya. Aap logaan itte pakke khaapadaan hoke ek bhi sher nai bole unko is liye maich shuru hogaya. Aur bhaimia yaan logaan lunch ke liye patli galli se nikal jaate yaaro gharon ku, anpich ya-een pe light kuch bhi le leke haath mein garam coffee leke aap logon ke saath baith jaate . ghar ku nai jaate. Aur kafee peetey jatey sheraan maarte jaate. Aur ye jo ooper likha mai 10-15 minute mein tayyar kara... sacchi bolroun! Aur kulcha bhai ye apni izzat ka swaal tha Choti apne ku chyaleinge karree thee is liye aap logon ki izzat bachaane mai maidaan mein bagar bat ke utar gaya, Lohe ke dande seich chowwe chakke maar diya. Aur aap logaan kya hai ki mere kuich dhunak re. Arey akhir kya ghalti kara mai yaaro... Jaan do nai bolta mai aagey se .. Sob Ladki dekhne ka waida kar diye, kar diye, ab hataan pairaaan uthaane ki baataan nai karna, nai to mai bhi sab ke home department ku inform kar doonga phir sab ka raat ka khaana bann aur manaate manaate 3-4 lag jayeinge..Sonch lo acchi tarah ladki dekhna hai ya bhabhiyon ki naraazgi sehna hai.

[Radha]

shahed bhai and ChindiChor, zara yeh kalaam bhi toh suniye.
Kab se thaira dhoop mein dekho – beghairat hai jaata nahin!!
Jhaank jhaank kar dekh ra dekho – darpok hai aata nahin!!
Dekhne ko acchaich dikhra – bhai bhi achhich hoga!!
Yeh toh budda dikhra – chote ko dekhna hoga!!
Haat mein phoolan leke – subah se jhak maar ra yaaro!!
Darpook hai, jhahil hai, - isse toh paani na pilaana yaaro!!
Daal toh kya apni – biryani bhi gal gaayegi
Bada toh pura thanda dikhra- bahen bhi dar gaayegi
Cycle bhi yaaro dekho uska – kitna puraana ho gaya!!
Pada na likha aashiq – samajra sayana hogaya!!
Accha lagaa tha pehle mujhe, sochi sapne sach hote hain
Amma sach boltein hain, Door ke dhol suhane hote hain.
Shakti kapoor, khader khan, prem chopra, kya, yeh toh sabke paar hai,
Dost hai uske kaise dekho, dikhte sab kangaal hai,
Dostaon ko bulake laya, unko bhi pitwaongi,
Chappal, jhoote bas na hua toh dande bhi khilwaaongi,
Saintan maarke, aainak pain ke, tope pain ke aaya woh!!
accha khasa joker dikhra, Saudi se jo aaaya woh!!

[Ucchu Mian]

Radha why is that you have asked Shahed specifically to read your poem......is it because he is in Saudi and you have portrayed the looks of some one coming from Saudi....Hey...C\'mon I guess Shahed is not like that.. Any Comments Shahed....!!!


Just joking my dear...

[Radha]

Ucchu Mian, It is not meant for shahed bhai, it is a general one, just the answer to the poem wrote by Shahed.

[Shahed]

Lakh buraiyan usmein nikaal ke .... Yaaro Radha Sarak gayee !! Andhera hote hi usee ke saath .... chupke se woh khishak gayee !!

[Radha]

shahed bhai, \"AAP SE CHICHORE SHER KI UMMEED NAHI THI\" Khair ab mein chichore sher ka jawaab nahi de sakthi.

[Shahed]

Aaain !!

[Chindi Chor]

shahed purana papi hai radha, tumhari lekar hi dam lega woh!

[Radha]

chindi chor and shahed, aap jaise \"bhai\' logoan se ummeed bhi kya ho sakti hai.

[Learner]

Cheer up Radha,

I sincerely hope Shahed din\'t mean any offence. Please patch up and continue.