"Suffer"ing eSpecial!

[azazel]

waah waah!

[Happy Hyderabadi]

waah waah!

Shukriya Dost Azazel!

*

Purab ke Safar Mein

Ek Bongo Sahab bulayen:

"Bhojon ke liye zarur aanaa!"



Main gaya bhuka ... intezar mein

"Ao bhojon karenge ... prasad lena!"

'Bhojon" kahan bhai?!



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Muaf karna bhai a ko o, bha ko bho

Bolte hain Bongo log ...

Bhuka gaya ... bhuka lauta







**

Paschim ko gaya Safar Mein

"Saru chhe?," puchhe Gujju Bhai

"Ana barabar Ghar

Tea and "Snakes" ke laiya ...



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Return train mein wapas Hyderabad

"Snakes"*** se bachne ke wastey!



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*** (Baad mein jana) SNACKS ...

[azazel]

kaash mere dardau ki tujhe aisi sazaa mile

kaash mere dardau ki tujhe aisi sazaa mile

tujhe aayi ho badee zor se SUSSU

aur kahin karne ki jagaa na mile

[Happy Hyderabadi]

Shukriya Dost Azazel!



Shammi Sahab zikr kiye zamanon pehile:

"Yahoo, Yahoo ... Chahe mujhe Jungli kahe ...

Main pyar tujh se karta rahun ....

" Ayyayyo Sukku Sukku ... karun main kya Sukku Sukku!"



Safar Khatm, Hyderabad wapas, "Suffering" bhi khatm ...

Magar eSpecial FH chalu ...



Shyam hoyega ... PM Sahab, BM Sahab, "Tappebaz" Shab, Osman "Sahab' aur "Ustad" ji ka Mehfil Shuru honewala hai ... Wahan milenge, aap Shayar ban kar main "shaukin" .... "Hawa" ki rukh badal kar "Waha Waha" kahne ke liye zarur rahunga ...



Khuda Hafiz, Dost!

[azazel]

Bhagwaan ke naam pe ek biwi dede

apni nahi to doosre ki dede

Bhagwaan tujhe ek ke badle do dega

Tulsi ke saath Mandira free dega ..



that is not a request from me, sms aaya tha

[Happy Hyderabadi]

Shukriya Dost Azazel, for the Madira & Mandira Double Benefit Scheme of Prayer to Bhagwan!



Vyas, Gopal ji, ki Prarthana:

"Patni sirf Ardhangin hai

Sali to Sarvangin hai ...



Patni Sukha Khajur hai

Sali Chhalakti Rasgulla ...



Patni do ya na do, Hey Bhagwan,

Sali Mujhe Zarur Do!"

[Tappebaz]

Kuch meri taraf se,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,





Dosti karo college wali se

Pyaar karo office wali se

Flirt karo pados wali se

Aankh ladao sali se

Aur phir maar khao Ghar wali se ????

[Happy Hyderabadi]

Tappebaz Sahab, Wah Wah



Shopping karna kis wali se

Cinema jana kis wali se

Hotel jana kis wali se

Park ko jana kis wali se

....

Akhir tak jina hai Gharwali se!

[azazel]

Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai

Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai



Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho

Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho

[Happy Hyderabadi]

...
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai
...
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho

Shukriya Dost Azazel ... Balan Gayab, Dadhi bhi Gayab Apke Avatar se?!



Aur wo Mehfil kya jisme Qawali na ho

Gharwali kuchh bhi ho, Salon jiyo Saaliyan!

[azazel]

Shukriya Dost Azazel ... Balan Gayab, Dadhi bhi Gayab Apke Avatar se?!

.. change bhaai saab



Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya

Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya



Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai

Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

[Happy Hyderabadi]

Apke "Bhains" ka zikr sunkar,

"Joru ka Ghulam" counter zikr kiya.



Gharwali hai akeli,

Sala hai aya Sasural se!



"Aji sunte ho, Bhai aya,

Bazar jao Malai Mithai lao!"



Shauhar hun main;

Jauhar kya woh Sala ...



"Ghoda" kya main,

"Sawar" kya mera Sala.



Shikayat sunane nikla

Minister ke Ghar main



Woh khud gaye apne

"Sale" ki khidmat mein!

[azazel]

Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri

Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri

[Happy Hyderabadi]

Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri

Thank You, Dost Azazel!



TCT arz hai:



Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri

Teri ashika hi ban jaaye chhoti maai teri ...



(Courtesy: O Sita Katha, late 70s ...)

[azazel]

Taaza hawa ka jhonka aaya

khusbu teri saath me laaya

phir mere dil me khayaal aaya

lagta hai aaj bhi tumne nahi nahaya

[Mayavi Mopheus]

er dude, are u having problems doing morning chores?

[Happy Hyderabadi]

N sagar ke pani pahunch gaya hai

H sagar ke pani se nahin NAHANA

Bad bhagi ho, bu bhagi, Khushbu Wapas!

[Happy Hyderabadi]

Nalayak Nayak Bana ...
Layak Kya Hona ...
Layak Kya Karna
Nala Yek Khodnaa!

[azazel]

HH saaar... gade murde aap kyun ukhaad rahe hai???

[BM]

HH saaar... gade murde aap kyun ukhaad rahe hai???

Takke unko yaad kiya jaye

[Happy Hyderabadi]

HH saaar... gade murde aap kyun ukhaad rahe hai???

* Suffering to Chaluu Hainaa ... Safar Karo Ya Shahar Mein Raho ... Suffering to Chaluu Hainaa Dost!

Takke unko yaad kiya jaye

* Shukriya BM Sahab! Jo Guzar Gaye Unko Yad To Karna ... Agar Unke Khatir Kuch Kiye Ya Na Kiye!

[Happy Hyderabadi]

Suffering eSpecial to ArP!

Some Years Ago, Our Team had to go the Other AP ... ArP ... Arunachal Pradesh, twice within Three Months ... We flew by IA ... from Hyderabad to Calcutta and then to Guwahati, from thence to Itanagar andSite in ArP by Road ... First time by Car, Second time by Bus.

The IA Flight from Hyd to Cal gave us Stonehard Snacks, from Cal to Guw was short and busy in seeing Green Bangla Desh Below. From Guw to ArP we were frequently stopped and our Luggage checked by the Military in their efforts to deal with Ultras. Roadside Assam gave us excellent Tea ... But for Food ... Mounds of Excellent Hot Rice were served on Leafs and followed immediately by Buckets of Hot "Fish Curry" a la Tamil Nadu's Sambar Bucket Brigade ... No Vegetarian Food, so my Journey was indeed "Fast".

ArP was all hilly ... Itanagar had a Brilliant Hill of Lighted Homes a Treat to Watch, from Hotel Ashok Dona Paula ("Sun & Moon")! The roads were being still laid and for most part the Ups and Downs and Twists & Tosses of the Track ensured that any Food ingested, from days earlier also, would get digested ...

Near our Work Spot about 30 KM up in the Mountains was Ziro, special "Inner Line"permission was needed ... so we couldn't go there. But , nearer home recently in IMAX I could see a glimpse of Ziro, a place reputed to be Thousand Times Fresher & More Beautiful than any Place in Kashmir ... You, too might have seen in that Moving Picturisation and Song "Maa Tujhe Salaam ... Vandey Maataram".

Two Other Facts Noteworthy of ArP ... The Ar People as well as Flora and Fauna seemed to Reduced 80 pc by "Xerox" ... A 5 footer from our parts would be a "Giant" compared to their 4 footers ... the Cock and Hen, the Goats all seemed small and strange ... the effect of Xerox Reduction. Six Footers could be found in the Mountainous Regions to the East as one nears the Borders to China & Burma.

The Return Journey, second time was done by Vayudoot from the Hills to Guw, from Guw to Cal by IA ... the Guw - Cal began at 9 AM and just when we were thinking we were landing in Cal to feast on Rossogollas & Roti Rolls (Cal Special) ... "poor visibility" forced us back to Guw ... for deplaning ... for eternal waiting for refreshments & meals, made possible by some public spirited Gentleman belting out ferociously in Assamese to the Airport Staff ... The Bark, thought painful to the ear achieves the needful from Dog-Fearing Service Providers.

We returned to Cal, just minutes before the IA Flight to Hyderabad ... We ran and ran luggage and all, checked through, waived through ... To end the Suffering eSpecial at that Time, for the Time!

[Happy Hyderabadi]

Guwahati & Calcutta Food ... Suffering eSpecial to ArP! (2)



In Guwahati and Assam Interior, Excellent Rice is Available in the Hotels as well as Roadside Eateries. Tea, the Best in the Country, is available Everywhere. However, I could spot one Marwadi Hotel & Restaurant near Guwahati Railway Station where I could get Very Good Vegetarian Meals ... After the "Fast" Elsewhere in Assam, This Was Feast! In Guwa, Flat Land is at a Premium ... More so in the Rest of Assam. Plenty of Greenery and we get the feeling of being in the middle of Flowing Water with the Mighty Brahmaputra River and any number of rivers and rivulets wherever one tries to go.

I saw huge Temples, or rather Temples with Huge Deities inside them of Shakti and Shiva. I tried to see the Other Bank from Guwa, near a Shiva Temple on the Brahmaputra, which is fast as well vast ... Our Godavari is puny. Even the Ganga is no match. The River Brahmaputra may be more than 25 Km Wide and very deep and fast even near the steps, 3-Storey Steam Boats could be seen abutting the Bank ... In the Evening, I could see the Lights of some place opposite, about 50 Km away ... Steam Launches ply between the Banks.

In Calcutta, "Fish" and NV aplenty but for Vegetarian Food, I had to look out for Eateries run by Biharis ... South Indian Hotels, were also there I was told, but could not find the time to hunt for one, as I was in transit from Airport to Hotel (Chowringhee Area) and Back and to Hyd ... Even so, I could come across "Chapati Rolls" lapped up by the People ... One could get a variety of "fill", mostly Egg Curry, in the Chapati ... Veg missing Then there was the Famous "Flurys", serving good Tea and an assortment of Cakes & Pastries for those could relish and savour them.



Back Home and Back to "Home" Food, after the Metro Cal Expedition.

[Happy Hyderabadi]

Ar P Memories ...

Arunachal Pradesh, the Other AP, hence better to be called Ar P, is a Hilly and Mountainous State, vide above Posts. What strikes one is to see "Black Hills" and hardly any "Green Forests" and certainly No Birds OR Wild Life.

The Hills have Blackened by the Slashing and Burning of Trees / Plants to Clear the Slopes for Cultivation. While Anything Moving OR Flying Have Just Been Hunted and Eaten Up ...

The Bison, they call it "Mithun / Mittuun", which we see as "Wild" Buffalo, is much sought after and hunted and captured by prospective bridegrooms to gain the hand of Brides and its Meat served in the Marriage Feast , in which the full Village and ALL Visitors are expected to partake ...

[Happy Hyderabadi]

Ar P Memories ... ...

Arunachal Pradesh, the Other AP, hence better to be called Ar P, is a Hilly and Mountainous State, vide above Posts.

The Route is By National Highway from Guwahati, through Tezpur and Bandardewa, which is the "Gateway" to Itanagar, the Capital of Ar P ... Wherever One Wants to go in the NE, the Route is Via "Kolkata" by flight to Guwahati and thence to Interior Assam and the Other States called "Seven Sisters" by National Highways, one in "Upper" or North Assam and the other in "Lower" or South Assam ... Assam is their Vital Link.

The Chinese overran Ar P and into Assam up to Tezpur, less than three hours away from Guwahati ... stopped and returned ... still a mystery ... But our defence improved. Entry to Ar P is by Permission granted at Bandardewa to "outside" Indians on the basis of one's Identity and Nature of Business in Ar P. People in the NE know Hindi. To one's surprise one may see enterprising Malayalis, disbanded from earlier Border Roads Organisation after the Roads were laid, running the Tea-Stalls and working on the Projects in Assam as well as Elsewhere in the NE. Except for Rice and Tea, Everything one needs has to come from the rest of India ... Hence Cost of Living is High and Employees qualify for Special Allowances. The Risk of Extremists is Real, but is being containe and may even vanish with allround Economic Development.