Joru aur Miya

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[H = Husband, Hyderabadi
W = Wife, Lucknowi]



H: Aji, kahaN hai ji, choRo wo sab, jaldi se yahaN aao
tumhare waaste kya leko aayoN dekh ko jao

W: Khudara, chikhiye mat, aa rahi huN, mAjrA kya hai
MaiN behri to nahiN huN, aa rahi huN, boliye kya hai

H: KadakraiN kyuN? Kadak jana, suno kya leko aaya huN
Ae dekho, dekhraiN, kaisa khazana leko aaya huN

W: Khazana kya, ye to lipstick aur powder hai
Bolega sun ke koi, ye wo cheezeiN haiN jo ghar ghar hai

H: Lipstick aur powder, ye wo cheezaN haiN jo ghar ghar hai?
Ye garmiyoN meiN sarakjate ji tum, mere ko ye dar hai.

Ye takh-takh ki tumhare ko zabardasti ki aadat hai
Meri acchi buri har cheez se tumko adawat hai

Lipstick aur powder kya maiN mere waaste laayoN
Ye sab cheezaN maiN tumhare waaste laayoN

W: Ae Allah! Kya huA hai aapko
Nigodi lipstick aur maiN lagauN is budhape meiN?

H: DiwAni! Lipstick aur powder budhape ki zaroorat hai
PurAne ghar ko zyAda dAgh-dozi ki zaroorat hai

W: Padosi sun rahe hoNge, zara aahista kahiye na
Khudara, chand lamhoN ke liye khAmosh rahiye na

H: Subo se shaam lag unke aawazaN hamko aate haiN
PadosiyAN haiN, aawazaN unke apne aate jate haiN

TumheiN lucknow ke hoNge pan ye kaathi to sarad ki hai
TumheiN dikhne ko joru hai, tabiyat to marad ki hai

W: Ye kya alfAz haiN sunkar jinheiN matli si hoti hai
Ye lafz-e-joru se mujhe nafrat si hoti hai

H: Birobbar tum meri joru hai, maiN joru pukarunga
Mere dil ki mari hai, dhanmari chAbi pukarunga

KatE inko ye joru bolne se bhout nafrat hai
Tumhare ko maiN joru nai to kya amma pukarunga!

MaiN ghachchup baithrauN to liyo inu aasmAn po chadh raiN
Zara eik baat bola to zabardasti gale padh raiN

W: PukareiN aap jo chaheiN, yaqinan aapki huN maiN
JahaN meiN aur bhi alfaaz haiN, kahiN ye batadu maiN

Mahal kahiye, makaN kahiye, ya mera naam lelijiye
Magar ye lafz-e-joru ko zabaN se mat adA kijiye

H: MaiN marjauNga magar ye naam lena bhout mushkil hai
Hamare baap daada nai kare so kaam mushkil hai

Tumhara naam soncha bhi to dil meiN gulguli ho rai
Tumhara naam lena sonchrauN to dil meiN gudgudi ho rai

Tumhare ko koi bachcha bhi nai hai, wo agar hota
Aji bachche ki mA bolko tumhare ko bulata tha

Magar tum jaN ke waN hai, tum chadhe nai eik bhi sIdhi
Jahaz meiN aayi so bakri ki ho gayi saatvi pIdhi

Mahal kaisa pukaruN maiN, mahal kaisa ki dikhta hai
Naye dulha dulhan rhae to mahal achcha bhi dikhta hai

Hamari shaadi ho ko pUre bAra saal ho ko hai
Hamari zindagani eik bada janjaal ho ko hai

Mahal kaisa pukaruN maiN, mahal kaisa ki dikhta hai
Naye dulha dulhan rhae to mahal achcha bhi dikhta hai

Mahal jaako tumheiN to golconda ka khila ho gayiN
PahariyoN ko tumheiN banjara hills ka silsila ho gayiN

Mahal kaisa pukaruN maiN, mahal kaisa ki dikhta hai
Naye dulha dulhan rhae to mahal achcha bhi dikhta hai