by Bhaimiya » Sun Jul 28, 2002 3:51 pm
Read and feel happy bhai Udhas: 1) Pakistani in the Tunnel: Through the center of Lahore there\'s the Indo-Pak train speeding along - which goes between India and Pak. In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful vivacious young woman, an old matronly woman, a Pakistani soldier, and our own Santa Singh. Suddently the train goes through a tunnel. It is completely dark. Then is heard a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap. When the train exits the tunnel, the Pakistani soldier is holding the side of his face, and Santa Singh is grinning his face off. The old matronly woman thinks: \"Now that\'s a fine young woman, the Pakistani soldier tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one!\" The young woman is thinking: \"Now that\'s a strange Pakistani soldier, he\'drather kiss that old hag than me.\" The Pakistani soldier is thinking: \"Now that\'s a smart Indian, he steals the kiss and I get slapped\". And Santa Singh is thinking: \"Gee I\'m smart! We go through the tunnel, I kiss my hand and get away with slapping a Pakistani soldier.\"
2. Beer: At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. \"It open at noon,\" answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. \"What time does the bar open? he asks. \"Same time as before ... Noon, replies the clerk. Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. \"Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?\' The clerk then answers, \"It opens at noon, but if you can\'t wait, I can have room service send something up to you.\" \"ARRE! NO ... I DON\'T WANT TO GIT IN ... AH WANT TO GIT OUT!!!\"